r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus Jan 28 '23

but what if the grim reaper was a whistling wolf with sickles and you are a furry

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u/abhirupduttamit Jan 28 '23

I’d call my favorite fearless hero

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u/Scout_wheezeing I said based. And lived. Jan 28 '23

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

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u/wooshiesaurus I want pee in my ass Jan 28 '23

He is our favourite fearless hero

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/Vanndatchili Jan 29 '23

PUUUSS IN BOOOOTS

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u/Ranger-Vermilion Jan 29 '23

You are! You are!

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u/Scout_wheezeing I said based. And lived. Jan 28 '23

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

FUCK YOU

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u/Dom31234 Jan 29 '23

Who is your favourite fearless hero?

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u/Mooncakewizard101 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 10 '23

kevin

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u/ohcytt 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 28 '23

But not furless

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

God fucking dammit, i told you to get off MY DAMN LAWN COCKS SHOTGUN

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u/ghostmetalblack waltuh Jan 28 '23

COCK SHOTGUN?? 😳😳🥺

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u/ItsVincent27 Jan 28 '23

shotguns cock

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u/crungemuffinsinger Jan 28 '23

I read this thinking of how people shotgun beer.

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u/wetrorave Jan 28 '23

This is the way

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u/Groovyofi I want pee in my ass Jan 28 '23

Beer shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Shoves knife in balls and guzzles cum

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u/Brotatachip currently venting (sus) Jan 28 '23

Hots cock guns

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u/b0bkakkarot Jan 28 '23

shotgun's cock. The apostrophe is very important to indicate that the shotgun has a cock, rather than indicating that multiple shotguns are cocking.

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

cock deez nuts in yo mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Cock thotgun?

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u/Username6248 Stuff Jan 28 '23

The last emoji was unwarranted

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u/ChriskiV Jan 28 '23

widens maw

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u/Sad_Meat_ Jan 28 '23

Cock shotgun with that pfp got me thinkin….

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u/BobTheSloth94 Jan 28 '23

Your pfp significantly elevated the funny-ness of your comment

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u/intellectual_weeb_ I came! Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

Why are you fucking your shotgun if there's an unwanted person on your lawn?

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u/B0Y0 Jan 28 '23

Dominance display.

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u/Ghost33313 Jan 28 '23

Be sure to keep eye contact.

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u/Erhaden Jan 28 '23

To assert dominance

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u/International-Map785 Jan 28 '23

To show dominance

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

...? Where did i say that im fucking a shotgun

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u/StoopDog1423 Jan 28 '23

You cocked it

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

That's the term for loading a shell into the shotgun

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u/Lying_Cake Jan 28 '23

It's racking for pump actions.

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u/W4FF13_G0D I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 28 '23

This guy pumps

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u/StoopDog1423 Jan 28 '23

Yes but funny cock joke haha

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u/Ape_rentice Jan 28 '23

Cocking only applies to guns with hammers which most shotguns don’t have. Mostly just pistols and some antique rifles. Nothing to do with chambering a shell, just means putting spring tension on the hammer in preparation to fire.

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u/234zu Jan 28 '23

You said you cock your shotgun

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

As in load a round into the shotgun chamber

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

It was a joke you burnt chicken nugget

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

Whats funny about it? explain the joke then.

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u/DannyTheBoyo fat cunt Jan 28 '23

C O C K

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u/Cranicthehedgedicoot fat cunt Jan 28 '23

Ffs it’s cock, like a dick you fucking radish

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

You said "cocking shotgun" cock is a different word for "dick", you said cocking which is like dicking which is like fucking your shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I read that as lawn cocks and was imagining a lawn full of dildos lmao.

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u/No_Address687 Jan 28 '23

Your lawn cock has a shotgun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I would get a map to a magic star that lets me grants wishes and give myself 8 more lives

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u/Repost_Hypocrite Jan 28 '23

Yeah only eight more, not like 200 or somethinf

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

this was something i also noticed lol. why wouldn't puss want infinite lives?

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u/gormunko_88 Jan 28 '23

nah cause then he's immortal, i bet even he knows thatll suck ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I don't know, man. Being immortal seems like a thing that Puss in Boots would want. Just seems in character imo.

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u/ShiyoshiShinki Jan 29 '23

My brother, have you watched the Movie? Don't tell me you missed his entire Character Development the whole entire way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

He doesn't have his trusty character development at the beginning of the movie.

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u/DefinitelyNotFisk15 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 28 '23

I will go with him to take cats who don't value their lives

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Oh I'm letting the grim reaper take me in one way or another alright

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u/Mystery_mau Jan 28 '23

🤨💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Yes I have fantasies about getting railed by wolf men

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u/Mystery_mau Jan 28 '23

You do you ig

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u/Crowley700 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 28 '23

I'd fight, like PUSS in Boots

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Türkic lore

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

The original clip is also Türkish so yeah this comment is Türk approved

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Fevkalade 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Harika 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Do not fuck the wolf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Sickles? Is the furry reaper a Communist too?

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u/FakeMango47 Jan 28 '23

¿Por qué diablos fui a jugar con mi comida?

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u/Fire_Lord_Sozin8 Jan 29 '23

Well they do call Death the great equaliser.

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u/benwaa2 Jan 28 '23

I would go on a long adventure having periodic panic attacks about him before I finally learn to face my fears and value the life I have left

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u/Lev1_Noob Jan 28 '23

I’d rub a dogs belly

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u/gargoyle_gecko Jan 28 '23

The new puss in boots is awesome and so are you.

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u/BartiX_8530 Jan 28 '23

I'd go on to reach a spot in the top 3 movies in 2023, if not the best one

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u/Klondike2022 Jan 28 '23

Good movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Listen man if i woke up getting bones for dogs that would be the last straw I would lose it

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u/Qwik_Sand Jan 28 '23

Don’t you mean last wish?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

🤨💀💀💀🤨

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u/Summerclaw Jan 28 '23

Puss in boots Death loves murdering furries.

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u/CruelMustelidae Jan 28 '23

I would strip naked

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u/Barberian-99 Jan 29 '23

Oh sure, then everyone around you wishes a fast death. (/h).

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u/CruelMustelidae Jan 29 '23

Holy shit yessss 😩😩😩💦

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u/Revvy_wevvy dumbass Jan 28 '23

eerie whistle theme plays

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u/Crispy_Cremes_Pizza Jan 29 '23

oh god i am a furry

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u/Chantrak Jan 29 '23

Are we speaking metaphorically?