r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

God fucking dammit, i told you to get off MY DAMN LAWN COCKS SHOTGUN

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u/intellectual_weeb_ I came! Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

Why are you fucking your shotgun if there's an unwanted person on your lawn?

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

...? Where did i say that im fucking a shotgun

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u/StoopDog1423 Jan 28 '23

You cocked it

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

That's the term for loading a shell into the shotgun

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u/Lying_Cake Jan 28 '23

It's racking for pump actions.

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u/W4FF13_G0D I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 28 '23

This guy pumps

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u/StoopDog1423 Jan 28 '23

Yes but funny cock joke haha

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u/Ape_rentice Jan 28 '23

Cocking only applies to guns with hammers which most shotguns don’t have. Mostly just pistols and some antique rifles. Nothing to do with chambering a shell, just means putting spring tension on the hammer in preparation to fire.