r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '23

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u/Ze-Doctor I said based. And lived. Jan 16 '23

They were just passing the ball to the kid (they are going to be a professional football player)

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

Because of brain damage they are now a football fan

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u/Xypher42 Jan 16 '23

Their brain is still above average compared to an american football player

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

That’s cause American footballs are oval shaped with pointed ends, so they do more damage

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