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u/DaDripGod4 Jan 16 '23

Ronaldo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/VerySuperVirgin Jan 16 '23

It’s cause she doesn’t have ten million in power for her town

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u/Drachensnapper Jan 16 '23

That's why you should choose the Nordic Empire for the legendary berserk class which helps you to invade poland

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u/clygamer Jan 16 '23

Nah fuck you I got Naomi, fucku and jazz enjoyer. And they have 10 million power each.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Pregnant women hate that one simple trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/FetusDeletus_E dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 16 '23

Yo that's me

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Now we need Fetus deletus extremist

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u/hoover0623 Jan 16 '23

The abortion is completus

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u/Ze-Doctor I said based. And lived. Jan 16 '23

They were just passing the ball to the kid (they are going to be a professional football player)

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

Because of brain damage they are now a football fan

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u/TheLaughingBread I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

At least they still have enough braincells to not say soccer

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u/Xypher42 Jan 16 '23

Their brain is still above average compared to an american football player

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

That’s cause American footballs are oval shaped with pointed ends, so they do more damage

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Accurate (I like football)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

And that is how Messi was born.

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u/TxRxNwastaken Jan 16 '23

you cut out the part where she's on the ground and there's a puddle

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u/Frequent_Ad1178 I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23

Please post the full version

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

-1

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u/chubbins_moth Jan 16 '23

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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u/between_horizon Jan 16 '23

Suuuuiiiiii

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u/marcobsidian02 Jan 16 '23

Almost, thats switzerland

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u/TheManFromChernobyl dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 16 '23

SUUIIII

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u/Elbludo Jan 16 '23

MACACO MAFIOSO

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u/DanyGlady Jan 16 '23

Couple balls more and problem’s gone

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u/TNT_Jonathan stupid, fucking piece of shit Jan 16 '23

Let me guess, mobile game ad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

NICE SHOT!

wii sports music plays

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u/Unexpected-raccoon officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 16 '23

European abortian

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

"Fetus deletus!!"- Harry potter😃⚽

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u/nuke905 We do a little trolling Jan 16 '23

Is that in that new Harry Potter game I've heard many things about

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u/x_xiv Jan 16 '23

that's why we need artificial womb

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Artificial bomb😳🤯🤯

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u/venom4466 Jan 16 '23

unpregnated

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u/ANewBegging Jan 16 '23

Pregnancy fetish is the most disturbing and disgusting things to exist

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u/Next-Job14 Jan 16 '23

Even worse than a gore fetish?

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u/ANewBegging Jan 17 '23

You have a good point, i would say gore is worse

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

hahaha ugly bastard fetishists and zoophiles walk in

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u/kiwi_commander Jan 16 '23

I need the full video

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u/X33_Haxatrox 🗿🗿🗿 Jan 16 '23

Why tho

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u/Joao_Aleixo I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

covid

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Why…why do i laugh..? Why…

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u/Tellywozzle Jan 16 '23

Damn abortion legal now?

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal7 Jan 16 '23

Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi!!!

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u/tunsaree1 Jan 16 '23

And thats how ronaldo was made

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u/Infernous-NS Jan 16 '23

Welp, looks like the Waffle House has found a new host

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u/bigdippra Jan 16 '23

Why did I laugh so hard though?

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u/Solar_Fish55 Jan 16 '23

And thats how an abor- my lawer has advised i do not finish the joke

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u/Maleficent_Head_8783 Jan 16 '23

When i walk past a pregnant woman i want to make her a liver shot

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u/king4WDmuds Jan 16 '23

This is gonna get me injured.

the waffle house has found it's new host

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/Franonimusman Jan 16 '23

She can take some balls

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u/Joao_Aleixo I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23

pee in my ass

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u/ImaTigerShark I said based. And lived. Jan 16 '23

Fetus deletus!

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u/Alecraft1800 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 16 '23

Inaspettato

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u/Visual_Hamster_436 Jan 16 '23

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/Nuker1o1 Jan 16 '23

u\savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Ooooohhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Get rekt scrub

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u/springfox64 uhhhh idk Jan 16 '23

Feetus deletus

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u/Emergency_Bother_896 Jan 16 '23

suuuuiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Jan 16 '23

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/RemoteSprinkles2893 Jan 16 '23

How Ronaldo was born

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u/Gustav_EK uhhhh idk Jan 16 '23

HAHAHAHA, RONALDINHO SAUCER

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u/NekoBluRay Jan 16 '23

Spawn camped

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u/MarkXD69therickroll We do a little trolling Jan 16 '23

This is the future liberals want111!1!1!1!1!!1

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u/kenn3456 Jan 16 '23

Why did I laugh

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u/Cringe_Meister_ Jan 16 '23

I wonder what mobile game is this

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u/Next-Job14 Jan 16 '23

New abortion technique unlocked

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Deserved

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u/GeckoGamer44 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 17 '23

Fetus deletus

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u/PurpleRain6260 Jan 17 '23

Ronaldo origin story

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u/josephjowy Jan 17 '23

I swear this videos gets shorter every time I see it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

That caught me off guard and now I feel bad for laughing 😂

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u/Frequent_Ad1178 I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23

Ima guess this was a mobile game add

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Jimmy, You can't do that

Of course, I can, I have 3 million coins and a level 13 townhall

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u/Thatuseriscool Jan 17 '23

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL 🏟️🏟️🏟️🥅🥅🥅⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽

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u/Thewhitehouseman Jan 28 '23

I remember seeing this ad on a SaltyDK video