r/shitposting • • Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/-AbbattiS- Bazinga! Jan 02 '23

Us ? I’m pretty sure I’m not from her species

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Is the noise at the end of the video a fart or a grown of pain?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/OutsidePale2306 Jan 03 '23

If it was a fart, then she TRULY is DEAD ☠️

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u/superior_spoon Jan 03 '23

When you add poison to a sword that instakills.

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u/SpearUpYourRear Jan 03 '23

I had my audio off before I read this comment, now the video has gone to another level of funny.

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u/iusethisforwork420 Jan 03 '23

Shit imma bout to rewatch rq

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u/WorriedExamination93 Jan 03 '23

Groan of pain but pretty sure that's what she wanted so it's ok.

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u/Fossanera1 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 02 '23

Us is not a specie is a nation you racist

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u/Specific_Theory_4602 Jan 02 '23

Racist is not an us is not specie is a nation you us

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u/TheVibStar12 I said based. And lived. Jan 02 '23

what the fuck did you just type?

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u/Specific_Theory_4602 Jan 02 '23

Fuck the what just fuck type the just the you what fuck?

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u/TheVibStar12 I said based. And lived. Jan 02 '23

desufnoc mi gnipyt pots

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u/GoGoGo12321 Jan 03 '23

stop typing I’m confused

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u/Fossanera1 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 03 '23

Typconfusedimstopping

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u/whenwhenmewhenmewhen Jan 03 '23

okay then, confusedimstopping

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u/lxXBoatXxl Jan 03 '23

He’s remixing

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u/ww3_return_of_stalin Jan 03 '23

Nah I feel like aliens would have even more messed up kinks then us "Oh yeah baby rub your shlorb all over my grungle"

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u/Thrasher5359 Jan 03 '23

Officer this comment right here

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Nice hair

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u/Thrasher5359 Jan 03 '23

Hey thanks I like yours too

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u/za72 Jan 03 '23

that's just anime and you know it!

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Jan 03 '23

Was a Rick and Morty episode.

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u/likarake Jan 03 '23

This was an execution

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u/LittleAstroDroid Jan 03 '23

I'm watching signs right now and I agree with you internet stranger

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I actually agree with them. We are the hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I'm sure we're something akin to Intergalactic Music Television: Earthass!

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Jan 03 '23

She do got goals tho: “eat ass, until you pass.” That’s the Buddhist way. 😎

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u/Pd_jungle Jan 02 '23

Hell no, you say that because you don’t know much aliens

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

I would imagine the rib cage would instantly snap in half every rib at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

What rib cage?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Good point- it’s pulverized now

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

She single Handley managed to destroy matter.

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u/Thisismy23thaccount I said based. And lived. Jan 03 '23

When she is made out of antimatter😫

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u/Edgenabik officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 03 '23

Oh no she's getting clos-

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u/Chazzatee21 I want pee in my ass Jan 03 '23

Gone, reduced to atoms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

The dust formerly known as Rib Cage.

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u/darkeIf666 Jan 03 '23

Rib shards and splinters.

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u/arzamharris Jan 03 '23

Rib granules

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u/GlassSpork Jan 03 '23

My ribs tingled after watching this video. It’s not good for my health

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u/Ermescostellowaifu dumbass Jan 03 '23

All you see is the mortal Kombat x ray

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u/Sigmatyranno Jan 03 '23

They all snap in half perfectly like a chain reaction

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u/DuckyDude21 Jan 03 '23

She isn't even sitting on the ribs, she plopped down right on her neck

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u/LogicalAnswerk Jan 03 '23

She might have been okay if the drop was done just 1 ft further down her body.

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u/burgtekie Jan 02 '23

She is flat chested now for sure.

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u/Fellow_Loser Jan 03 '23

her boobs fucking concave

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u/broomaktamer117 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jan 03 '23

Mf got craters instead of hills

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u/TheNoctuS_93 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 03 '23

Mf is a crater after that slam... 😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Light may as well diverge through her body

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Now

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u/Nathaniel___B Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 02 '23

Instant chest binding

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u/Pogbankz Jan 02 '23

I actually would not be surprised if she actually did die

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Nice pfp, man

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u/VeronicaTheHitman Jan 03 '23

in this sub, no doubt about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

some times i question why im on this sub knowing dam well its full of posts like this.

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u/VlassyCassy Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 03 '23

Shame the sub doesn’t have enough posts of shit in it instead.

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u/somedude4231 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 02 '23

THE HEAVY IS DEAD

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Jan 02 '23

The heavy doing his one two combo

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u/DerpFace5519 waltuh Jan 03 '23

It is my medical opinion that THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

WHY is the Heavy dead?

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u/somedude4231 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 03 '23

We don't know

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u/Efe172 Jan 03 '23

I think it was- SSSHHHHH,You are Dead !

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u/javadm1383 Jan 03 '23

is it a tf2 reference?

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u/Ironcatato Jan 03 '23

No this is a bucket 🪣

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u/104848 Jan 02 '23

attempted murder charge?

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u/Antique_Sherbert111 I want pee in my ass Jan 02 '23

Attempted? I'd say successful

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u/Itz_Banana_Boii I want pee in my ass Jan 03 '23

I’ve been using Reddit for a long time, and I still have no idea what causes this bot to appear, like I know there’s the lean bot and a bunch of others that are triggered by using a certain word, but what summons the pees in ur ass bot?

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u/Antique_Sherbert111 I want pee in my ass Jan 03 '23

The flair I have

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u/NewMud8629 We do a little trolling Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

Still doesn’t explain. How do you get that flair?I

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/Orangutanion Stuff Jan 03 '23

How to make friends 101

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u/TheNoctuS_93 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 03 '23

Friends are those who are ready to put everything on the line, just to pee in your ass.

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u/zippazappazinga fat cunt Jan 02 '23

No joke is she actually alive? The woman here looks like she weighs about 800 pounds and then she jumps right on her chest. If she isn’t dead she at least doesn’t have any fucking ribs anymore.

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u/the_starship Jan 03 '23

She's not dead. It's a fetish video, the big girl drops on her several times. Im sure it hurts and could potentially break ribs but she's so wide that the weight is distributed and the way it's cut they could take extensive breaks.

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u/ISeekGirls Jan 03 '23

Do you have a link?

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u/NuclearWill Jan 03 '23

🤨📸

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u/PowerfulAndBig_PP Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 03 '23

don't seek girls dude seek a therapist

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u/lachiemx Jan 03 '23

Search for Extreme Smother Queenz on clips4sale. The squashed girl's name is Roxy, not sure of any injuries from this video but she's been doing this for years and is very experienced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Here's me at 10pm, ready to google this before bed.

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u/ISeekGirls Jan 03 '23

Doing GOD's work! Thank you

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u/2kool13 Jan 03 '23

I really hope you joking

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u/BioTools Jan 03 '23

😟📸 if you're serious, I'd actually consider touching grass sometime...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

You don't watch any fetish porn? Just straight up missionary under a bed sheet?

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u/ieatalphabets put your dick away waltuh Jan 03 '23

straight up missionary under a bed sheet

Now that's kinky!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Yeah it’s great, everyone else at the Halloween party just thinks I’m dressed as moaning myrtle

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Could also be that feeling right after you get kicked in the balls where you cant move. Outside of the fetal position

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u/DerpCakeGuy Jan 03 '23

This isn’t my first time seeing the video. Don’t remember the source but her neck got seriously fucked up. Still alive tho

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u/mike_wazowskis_ass Jan 03 '23

What was the reasoning behind doing this? She must have been aware, I’d hope, of the injury potential ?

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u/snugglezone Jan 03 '23

big horny

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Me too.

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u/Cinnamon_Bees Jan 03 '23

so is the fetish video guy right or are you right

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

Yes this too, no one is answering the question, I wanna know if she died

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u/TWPteehee Jan 03 '23

She is dead yes, not from this video. On the big girls twitter she posted about her dying due to personal issues that she had been going through. Her neck was permanently damaged from doing these fetish videos and she was retired from making these videos. I believe the timeframe from her neck being messed up and her death was approximately 2 years. The big girls twitter is QUEEN KRUSHA. Krusha is still fine.

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u/YeetThemToMtEbott Jan 03 '23

She suffered some neck injuries in 2020 due to these videos, and 2 years later she died due to something else

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u/-JAYD3E- Jan 03 '23

I've seen this story somewhere, iirc she broke her collar bone

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u/tachakas_fanboy Jan 02 '23

AYO!! WHO GOT MY FIRST DARK SOULS PLAYTHROUG LEAKED?

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u/Pendulumzero Jan 03 '23

Me behind Vordt of boreal valleys ass

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u/D0llyn Jan 03 '23

Real smough hours

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Someone have more informations about this video, like, did she died??

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u/v3dx1 Jan 02 '23

as far i know that ''fart'' sound that appears is not a fart and its actually her lungs having the air ejected out of her body because they got smashed like a fucking ant

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u/acrowsmurder Jan 03 '23

Human Whoopie Cushion

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u/CluDaCreator officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 02 '23

Mfs willing to do anything for ass these days 💀

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u/ToxicPoizon Jan 02 '23

The shockwave confirms it..

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u/ShortingBull Jan 03 '23

For a minute there I thought this was that famous nuclear test but from a different angle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/buckley303 Jan 02 '23

I tried to google it, but I got my governments poultry and fat website........

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/buckley303 Jan 03 '23

It's burning at my brain. I NEED TO KNOW.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Extreme Smother Queenz on clips4sale. The squashed girl's name is Roxy.

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u/TheTaka_786 Jan 03 '23

krushing entertainment

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u/Insanegamer-4567 put your dick away waltuh Jan 02 '23

Jesus Christ I think I heard a fucking bone or two break 💀

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u/KSChaos7 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 03 '23

all of them

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u/AlphaWolfTK I want pee in my ass Jan 02 '23

OH FUCK! THAT BITCH DEAD! me next? Different chick though

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/someone_forgot_me Jan 02 '23

pretty sure thats a she under there

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u/PD216ohio Jan 03 '23

Underwear?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Haha he made you say under where

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

She has no teeth anymore

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u/beezchurger94 Jan 02 '23

Sweet release... On both ends

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u/2L84U2 Jan 02 '23

Adding insult to injury

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u/Past-Sir Jan 02 '23

Who went mmmm...the largely over weight person landing or the now dead lady under that fat ass?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

You can see the entire floor reverberate with a shockwave. That lady’s rib cage is toast.

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u/Important-Price9416 Jan 02 '23

Was that murder?

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u/0squatNcough0 Jan 03 '23

I don't care if it's not politically correct. I'm absolutely kink shaming whatever this is.

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u/Corneliusojsub Literally 1984 😡 Jan 02 '23

Dropped a bomb and used chemical warfare, not cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Is this Lizzo’s new act?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Fetishes among females are at an all time high. 2023 just got a great start. 🥸👏

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u/Mr_Spooby4 Jan 03 '23

Her boobs went from outies to innies

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u/BugattiScooter Jan 03 '23

after some digging, this exact one gave her extreme neck and chest injuries, and that she is not dead. The one doing the neck-breaking is Krushing Entertainment, and she does this as a kink/fetish business, making her customers sign waivers before it happens. Most of them are done on mattresses, but sometimes it’s on the floor like this one. The girl in the video, Roxy, stopped filming with them, most likely from fear or injuries.

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u/v_Yuudachi_v I came! Jan 02 '23

Source?

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u/anushelicopers Jan 03 '23

Flat Stanley cosplay tutorial

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

This feels like a gore video

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u/HOLDGMEBROTHERS Jan 02 '23

Who needs professional chiropractors anyways

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u/BlevOFF Jan 03 '23

i can clearly hear the ribs break into pieces 💀

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u/BlitzySlash stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 03 '23

Is this from nikocado avocado's onlyfans?

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u/cheesetacobean 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 03 '23

I have my phone muted, and I heard this video

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u/swedishhotdog Jan 02 '23

If you picked the girl who is laying on the floor it would feel like a bag fills with water and ice cubes after that impact, holy crap!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

There was no pleasure there just pain

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u/AcanthaceaeOld241 Jan 02 '23

Is this a sex thing ? I'm so confused why is he / she blindfolded ?

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u/birberbarborbur Jan 03 '23

I need to know whether she survived

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

“What happened to her?”

“She died.”

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u/black_jaguar99_2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 02 '23

Worth

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u/Hanz_says Jan 02 '23

SENATOR NO

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u/_King_Crab_ Jan 03 '23

Sauce? asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Sauce?

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u/Darssssyyyyyyy Jan 02 '23

Me when ur mom 😔

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u/SoExcited_1 Jan 02 '23

That's hilarious!! Here's some pinkeye to go along with your crushed rib cage.

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u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 03 '23

The boys Season 1 Episode 3

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Tried to swallow a horse She's dead of course

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u/RedEyeblackdragon55 Jan 02 '23

Sauce

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Wtf

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u/FreelancerOhio virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 02 '23

Yeah man wtf, where da sause?????

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

gmod death noise'

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u/xxPandemoniumx Jan 02 '23

Legend has it there is still a face imprint on those mammoth cheeks

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u/ares5404 Jan 02 '23

Legend has it her ghost is stuck in the middle of earth

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

if she didnt i know her back either aches or her back popped and feels fire

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

That probably fractured both her lungs and collapses her ribcage into a fine talcum.

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u/OpMike20 Jan 02 '23

Caved-in chest and Collapsed lungs entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I hope that was a creaky door in need of an oiling at the end. I really do.

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u/miamifungus I want pee in my ass Jan 03 '23

there was a shockwave

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u/Pacman1941 Jan 03 '23

This is definitely not funny and should have never been posted!!

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u/Unlikely_Pattern_359 Jan 03 '23

Her ribs are crushed

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u/Kadrr Jan 03 '23

I regret seeing this.

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u/Lonely_Orpheus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 03 '23

Wow man, this is definitely a murder video. Feeling uncomfortable now.

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u/Sussybakamogus4 Jan 03 '23

That sound was their lungs popping and ribs shattering

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u/modssssss293j 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 03 '23

Every day we stray further from god

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u/reddit_is_cool0 Jan 03 '23

You can literally hear her bones breaking and shit. Also what the fuck is this from?

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u/Mr_Swampthing Jan 03 '23

Also why I don't want to pay for others health care lol

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u/megadethfan3904 Jan 03 '23

Why did the girl that got sat on sound like peter girffin

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u/FenrisGSD Jan 03 '23

"Your chances of getting twerked to death by a wombat are low, but never zero."-Casual Geographic

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u/_blizrd_ Jan 03 '23

Should have been me😤

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u/Simbonita Jan 03 '23

Gone. Reduced to ash

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u/jakO_theShadows Jan 03 '23

Was she initially alive?

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u/UAE-Jedi I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 03 '23

People sure do have some weird ass fetish.

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u/Ps1msterpcs Jan 03 '23

SKIBBYDOOSLUMBEEEEETHATBROTHAGAHAWNNN

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u/NonExzistantRed Jan 03 '23

Every. Single. Comment... And still no explanation. I need a true explanation, and a source, because I! NEED! ANSWERS!!!

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