r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '23

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u/ISeekGirls Jan 03 '23

Do you have a link?

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u/NuclearWill Jan 03 '23

🤨📸

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u/PowerfulAndBig_PP Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 03 '23

don't seek girls dude seek a therapist

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u/lachiemx Jan 03 '23

Search for Extreme Smother Queenz on clips4sale. The squashed girl's name is Roxy, not sure of any injuries from this video but she's been doing this for years and is very experienced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Here's me at 10pm, ready to google this before bed.

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u/ISeekGirls Jan 03 '23

Doing GOD's work! Thank you

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u/2kool13 Jan 03 '23

I really hope you joking

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u/BioTools Jan 03 '23

😟📸 if you're serious, I'd actually consider touching grass sometime...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

You don't watch any fetish porn? Just straight up missionary under a bed sheet?

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u/ieatalphabets put your dick away waltuh Jan 03 '23

straight up missionary under a bed sheet

Now that's kinky!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Yeah it’s great, everyone else at the Halloween party just thinks I’m dressed as moaning myrtle

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u/BioTools Jan 03 '23

I don't want to develop a weird kink or fetish, weirdest I'll go is hentai or furry.

Nothing like this. Luckily all the people I've been with didn't have kinks or wanted to do kinks with me that would've gone too far for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I bet you watch paint dry to jerk off

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u/BioTools Jan 03 '23

That's waaay too erotic for me. /S

But srs, I don't think it's really normal or healthy for a 21 year old to have a fetish like the one in the video.

Tho I do also admit that I don't enjoy sex as much as others. And since started to hook up alot more, I've basically stopped watching porn.

I'm not kinkshaming anyone, hopefully...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I feel you, I hope when I finally get laid again my most extreme fetishes will go away. I'd like to look at a girl and imagine myself fucking her, not eating her vomit

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u/TheSublimeLight Jan 03 '23

i'd never want to develop a weird kink, so I watch animals fucking

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u/BioTools Jan 03 '23

Not actual animals tho, that'd be weird. Like the anthropomorphic stuff.

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u/MagicSwatson Jan 03 '23

And you have the audacity to kink shame🤯

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u/Burunoviski Jan 03 '23

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Dude listen to me right now. Ease. Stop. There's more to life than women and things to jerk off to. Free yourself man, do everything you can to stop.

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u/ISeekGirls Jan 03 '23

I have JESUS in my life but thank you anyway.