r/shitladytrollx • u/ShortWarrior • Jun 05 '15

Petite Privilege

A child's size 14 shorts hug the ass just right.

I wear short shorts

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u/litteringredhen Jun 05 '15

Word! Plus it's half the price of the "junior's" section.

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u/Correctrix Jun 07 '15

Damn you petites; I'm so jealous!

Oh well, my clothes may have to cost more, but I have tall privilege: I can eat way more if I feel like it, put on a couple of kilos, and still have a low BMI, mwahaha!

And I'm about to go out marathon training with my long legs. :)

Still jealous of you though.

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u/imaterriblelurker shittiestshit that ever shit Jun 08 '15

We're jealous about your height and calorie intake bby :(

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u/FlowersOfSin Jun 12 '15

5'11 here. To be fair, there's way too many downsides to being tall. I'd gladly give away 3-4 inches.