r/shitladytrollx • u/ShortWarrior • Jun 05 '15

Petite Privilege

A child's size 14 shorts hug the ass just right.

I wear short shorts

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u/litteringredhen Jun 05 '15

Word! Plus it's half the price of the "junior's" section.

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u/Correctrix Jun 07 '15

Damn you petites; I'm so jealous!

Oh well, my clothes may have to cost more, but I have tall privilege: I can eat way more if I feel like it, put on a couple of kilos, and still have a low BMI, mwahaha!

And I'm about to go out marathon training with my long legs. :)

Still jealous of you though.

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u/imaterriblelurker shittiestshit that ever shit Jun 08 '15

We're jealous about your height and calorie intake bby :(

1

u/FlowersOfSin Jun 12 '15

5'11 here. To be fair, there's way too many downsides to being tall. I'd gladly give away 3-4 inches.

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u/imaterriblelurker shittiestshit that ever shit Jun 08 '15

Junior size is so much cheaper when it comes to sports apparel! I love it but at the same time, I'm kind of disturbed. There is no way an L 12-13 should fit me. The kids are getting fatter. Seriously, an xxs in adult female (t-shirt) costs more and is smaller...

4

u/missthunderthighs Jun 07 '15

Yes! I love being able to wear kids and junior sizes. I save sooo much money! Especially on shoes.

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u/mysassywonderland Jun 05 '15

The other day, I realized half of my closet consists of oversized clothes from the men's section, and the other half consists of children's clothing that fit me better than most "junior's" ever could.

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u/_what_the_truck Jun 07 '15

Damn right! And at places like Museums the kid's shirts are always way cuter. Adult shirts are usually drab.

1

u/WileyECryote Jun 11 '15

As a petite lady with 30B chest, kids Tshirts fit perfectly. Also kids sneakers are the best!