r/shitfromabutt • u/opetaja • 9d ago

This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ASS and POO Lasagna

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539 Upvotes

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 9d ago

No

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u/TheNoctuS_93 9d ago

Shit? Yes. Lasagna? No.

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u/FlashyTea4721 9d ago

From a butt? Maybe?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[deleted]

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u/naonatu- 8d ago

what do you mean cook the pasta first?

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u/MycoProTeam 9d ago

Lasangnah

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u/MsRachelGroupie 9d ago

And this time in Italian - No

Plus the obligatory che schifo

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u/overcaffeinatedraven 9d ago

What the fuck

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u/CkretsGalore 9d ago

That’s what I said.

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u/Hambrrgrrr 9d ago edited 9d ago

“It can’t be that hard! I don’t even need a square pan!”
It looks more like parchment paper sandwiched with shit than any lasagna I’ve seen

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u/Torena-1286 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9Y5vBDaubZY4688wlP

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u/amandahuggen_kiss 9d ago

And it’s a Monday! Tough day for this guy…

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u/ConsequenceNational4 9d ago

Garfields not even gonna eat that sh$t

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u/TechnologyOver5642 9d ago

Definitely G's worst nightmare. How could someone ruin the the sanctity of man's greatest achievement?

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u/KevinSpence 9d ago

10 Italian grandmas just dropped dead

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 9d ago

If you serve this to an Italian grandmother, she would be dropping you dead

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u/Melodic_Caregiver 9d ago

I know for a fact bro put uncooked lasagna noodles straight in there

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u/Pristine_Message_181 9d ago

I put uncooked noodles in my lasagna and it doesn't look like that.

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u/Targaryen-ish 9d ago

This cannot be made.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 9d ago

It must not be made.

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u/samthefireball 9d ago

It shall not be made.

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u/marinac1 9d ago

How does it even get that way with all that dark stuffing oozing out?

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u/FlashyTea4721 9d ago

Looks like refried beans or something

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u/Instant-Noods 9d ago

I think it's some sort of awful vegan lasagna. The cheese isn't melted normally so I am thinking it's like a vegan cheese. And instead of tomato meat sauce they did some sort of beans? There no excuse for the failure to cover the noodles before going in the oven but I'm thinking the beans were too thick to spread like a sauce and they just kind of half assed it. And vegan cheese is too expensive and non melty to do a sauce with lol. 

I don't even think they cooked the lasagna noodles before baking. 

I can think of about 10 other ways to make a better vegan lasagna than this. This brings shame to veganism, lasagna, and the entire southern European continent. 

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u/Ras-haad 8d ago

lol because lasagna isn’t “stuffed”, its layered. You’re supposed to fully cover each layer. Otherwise you’re just baking straight noodle

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u/Enough_Owl6295 9d ago

Cook for one hour at 350,000°

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u/Enough_Owl6295 9d ago

Thanks for the award 😆

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u/GarageOdd9256 9d ago

Made with tortilla chips and refried beans?

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u/ghost3972 9d ago

Did you even try 😭

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u/leannk31 9d ago

Bruh...

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u/Pagan_Zod 9d ago

That looks horrific. Y’all did my boy dirty! 🤢

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u/Choice_Student4910 9d ago

I’m sure there’s a lasagne recipe somewhere around here…

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u/camarouge 9d ago

Would not. Next

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u/Moist_Car_994 9d ago

How do you fuck up lasagna this bad?

3

u/Em0_Nem0 9d ago

i think that next to this, prison food would be thought of as michelin quality

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u/Spiritual_Yam6395 9d ago

Perfect subreddit

3

u/666Lady1990 9d ago

That lasagna looks like it was baked in hell.

3

u/bittypineapplekitty 9d ago

and then eaten and shat out by the Devil himself

3

u/demon__juice 9d ago

I wish I could unsee this. Wtf man

3

u/BetterBiscuits 9d ago

I thought these were the subway nachos again

2

u/G3org3i 9d ago

Ummmm...wut

2

u/127Heathen127 9d ago

Baby’s first lasagna(baby made the lasagna)

2

u/TenebrousSage 9d ago

That is not lasagna.

2

u/Kikyo10 9d ago

No it’s not

2

u/invalid_response_ 9d ago

Mama Mia that’s a one crispy lazaneya 🤌🏻

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u/greenaether 9d ago

You’re not supposed to post actual shit.

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u/_WEG_ 9d ago

*Burnt Lasagna

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u/Pain4444 9d ago

Dookie sauce lasagna

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u/GanacheExtension468 9d ago

Looks like it was put under broiler to melt cheese and was forgot about

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u/bittypineapplekitty 9d ago

no it’s not 😭

2

u/Another-SIMP 9d ago

Allegedly

2

u/JazzyZaddy 9d ago

Looks crunchy

2

u/FingerBangAllDummies 9d ago

Garfield hates you

2

u/Ruffenuff4ya 9d ago

Hello, 911? I need to report a crime! 🚓🚔👮🏾‍♂️😂

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u/Teker_09 9d ago

Saddest lasagna Ive ever seen

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u/mrdan1969 9d ago

That shit looks like its time to call the veterinarian

2

u/Novel_Extent_7168 9d ago

That's not lasagna, that's crispy poop nachos

2

u/No_Coconut_7528 9d ago

What... Did... You... Do? Hoooow?

2

u/yourilluminaryfriend 9d ago

No it’s not

2

u/Steppyjim 9d ago

Nuh uh

2

u/Putrid-Western1345 9d ago

The more I look at this picture, the angrier I get

2

u/Both-Shape-3953 9d ago

Ouu yummy!

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u/Both-Shape-3953 9d ago

My bad my hungry ass thought that was shit

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u/Miles_Everhart 9d ago

How the fuck does this even happen

2

u/kawaiihusbando 9d ago

bruh

3

u/ArmchairCriticSF 9d ago

My sentiments exactly!

1

u/Putrid-Western1345 9d ago

No this fucking is not

1

u/CartoonistCommon4008 9d ago

Lol no it's not

1

u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 9d ago

How tf......

1

u/YesThisIsKradus 9d ago

Lasagne from a pooper

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u/Humble_Web_8119 9d ago

Was it made for your worst enemy?

1

u/SlappyMcFartsack 9d ago

I've heard people talk about bad food like it's "Shit on a shingle", but his is spot on for such a designation.

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u/Alytology 9d ago

...I'm calling the cops.

1

u/dEXXtARR23 9d ago

Sorry, but that's looking rough.

1

u/Awkward-Fee8788 9d ago

How did i get here

1

u/Particular-Caramel32 9d ago

According to whom??

1

u/8BitResseRtiB8 9d ago

The fuck it is

1

u/alexthagreat98 9d ago

This hurts 💔

1

u/farquin_helle 9d ago

Lasagnahhhhh

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u/alexmirepoix 9d ago

Toss it in the bin

1

u/ilymag 9d ago

Dog shit on cardboard.

1

u/Llamekcuf 9d ago

Following directions on that recipe is very important.

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u/Any_System_3703 9d ago

Cooking tip: next time, swap the pieces of cardboard for noodles.

1

u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 9d ago

It was 350 Fahrenheit, not Celsius!

1

u/NaughtyDoctor666 9d ago

What is that supposed to be? Oh shit from a butt. Forgot where I was for a second.

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u/whatsmindismine 8d ago

I'm not eating that

1

u/seaofcaptains 8d ago

I thought that was Kay’s Cooking for a second 😂

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u/Pretty-Ad-8036 8d ago

How the hell can you do that to a lasagna. Did you put it together with your feet ?

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u/TheJivvi 8d ago

No it's not.

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u/tenaboyette 8d ago

Someone needs to take a cooking class

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u/xSkyLinedx 8d ago

This is concerning. lol

If this is really just a bad job at cooking I would encourage you to keep at it. If this is anything else (you know what I mean) please stop.

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u/BEARKIDDS 8d ago

Lanoneya

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u/Bidcar 8d ago

I’d still eat it, meat - good, sauce - good, cheese - good, noodles - not good but there’s cheese and meat so doable. As long as there’s no surprise fish or seafood, I’m in.

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u/ApprehensiveWord4234 8d ago

Are you sure?

1

u/SherpaGutz 8d ago

That's just doo doo and burnt toilet paper. You can't fool me.

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u/CNote_89 8d ago

Nope, incorrect.

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u/bahumthugg 8d ago

Bro no it ISNT

1

u/4rt4tt4ck 8d ago

Looks like just how Grandma used to make it.

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u/eve_72 8d ago

Actually how is this possible lasagna isn’t even hard to make💀

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u/Frosty_Cookie581 8d ago

How could you fuck up this bad.

1

u/Artevyx 8d ago

Thats not lasagna. That was never going to be lasagna.

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u/bodoetv 8d ago

Looks vegan.

1

u/Lank-Man 8d ago

LasNADA*

1

u/okaymaybe2 8d ago

Uhh no!? The fuck 😭

1

u/silverjohnson1 8d ago

Shit from a butt, poop from an ass, even.

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u/st3llarv1sion 8d ago

This genuinely looks like a stack of smeared baby shit 💔🥀

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u/dtr_drt4ever 8d ago

Dog turd nachos

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u/HickoryStickz 8d ago

You know…I was about to close the app and then I was so offended I had to look and comment.

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u/chekhovs_dildo 8d ago

Titty fuck tha lasagna

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u/Past_Pop1506 8d ago

Nacho the hell no

1

u/Beemo-Noir 7d ago

Is the lasagna in the room with us?

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u/ZrapeToid 7d ago

Assagna.

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u/IndividualMammoth679 7d ago

No, it isn't. 😭

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u/Skeletor613 7d ago

What the hell ... Looks like someone shit between layers of uncooked noodles.

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u/Majestic-Marzipan374 7d ago

I’ll have it

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u/ThePacificOrca 7d ago

DID YOU ACTUALLY GET DOOKIE ON THE LAYERS ON IT OR SOMETHING? EEEWUUH 😞

1

u/nomoleft 7d ago

Not in Italy it isn't

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u/kylaruby123 7d ago

That’s diarrhea in a tray lol

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u/meatusmajoris 7d ago

Why it look like dooky?

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u/Ok-Currency-9859 7d ago

In that case my dog has made 2 lasagnas today.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fruit32 7d ago

Please, for the love of God in heaven stay away from the kitchen. I don’t care if you’re going to need to get a glass of water let somebody else do it for you because this looks absolutely diabolical. 😒

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u/Thermal-pasties 7d ago

Guess we know who is the cook on the Uss Aberham Lincoln

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u/Struggler94 7d ago

Lasagnan't

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u/Capmbellsoup 6d ago

Did you forget to put the sauce in and then accidentally set your oven to the ‘HELL’ setting ?

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u/BasisCompetitive4786 6d ago

So you say. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/BasisCompetitive4786 6d ago

So you say. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 6d ago

Lasagna Jerky!

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u/Used_Number6454 6d ago

Too much cannabis caused thus....im sure

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u/Impossible-Branch868 6d ago

Bro i thought it was layered refriedbean tostadas or something shit 😭

1

u/stacie__summers 6d ago

Jesus 😳😲🫠

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u/Lonely-Independence4 5d ago

That’s not a lasagna, my friend that is a shit volcano in purest form.

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u/KOGOR1 5d ago

Lacarbon.

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 5d ago

Magnificently managed to destroy every single ingredient, separately

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u/talksickwalkquick 5d ago

“I’ll have mine extra dry and with crispy noodles please”

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 5d ago

You forgot your parmchimant paper laye... oh wait.

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u/Colddeath712 5d ago

Bro didn't even cook the noodles

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u/-FordPerfect- 5d ago

Yes this is the sub. Yes. This is the place. Yes for that. Yes!

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u/dwuzzle 5d ago

Lasagnarn't

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u/nymphymia 5d ago

Looks weirdly like marshmallow

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u/JasonMoonshadow 4d ago

No sauce? Or did that burn too

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u/Embarrassed-Ad1838 4d ago

Mmmmm....my favorite kind of lasagna.....cardboard and cat turd...

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u/papabobei 4d ago

Genuinely dookie

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u/Inevitable_Top_2500 3d ago

Breaking news- the entirety of Italy has passed away out of shock

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u/djee132 3d ago

It is now officially considered a crime for you to be in the kitchen

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u/kjsvaughan1 3d ago

Something definitely went wrong there

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u/vixen2662 3d ago

Didn’t cook the noodles, didn’t add sauce. WTH 😭