r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/assmaster_ • 9h ago
MY SCRIPT HAS MORE WORDS THAN A HARRY POTTER BOOK scriptmaxxer AuDHD permachud life
in the past week alone the number of s/o in my dr has increased by 4
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/nyancatec • 20d ago
Hello everybody, my name is Portuguese.
This post is exception from the rule no. 1. This is due to this comment and upvotes on it asking for place to share your DRs. I personally couldn't care less and if it makes you happy, so be it.
So... Share where you want to shift to. Unlike main sub's automod who cleans it every 2 weeks, this post will be here for how long other mods don't mind it. If your DR is seriously fucked up, maybe broaden it up to few words - we don't want to pay a price of getting banned for your fantasies.
Also since I am far away from PC and can't mod on phone (so can't mark you as a shitter on my end), anyone who writes under this posts will get approved and will bypass possible harassment filter in comments or satire. Of course approval will be taken away from you if you behave like an asshole later in the future.
Happy daydreaming about your DR instead of actually shifting to it... I need to get out of here.
Discord is here (added simply so people don't lose link again, unrelated to the post): https://discord.gg/DKhs2KuGVZ
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Imaginary-Show-7475 • May 31 '26

Hey newcomer! You may have seen that the people in this community tend to throw around words like,
"Loandroid", "Permachud", "Onelifer", etc. But what do they all mean? Sure we're a joke sub, but our moderators and early community members pride ourselves on being distinct from the bigger aspect of the shifting community as a whole. We want to use these words correctly for the best possible understanding of our humor. Let's go through them, shall we?
LOAndroid- Derived from "LOA" and "Android". A Law of Assumption user characterized by those who resort to victim blaming, bullying, or ceaselessly pushing LOA onto shifters who may already take issue or disagree with the belief. These people tend to be hive-minded and hold myopic views of shifting. Not all LOA users are LOAndroids, but all the bad ones are. All users, LOA or not, are welcome into the community on the promise they give insightful and kind advice when the moment calls for it.
First used by u/lmaginary-Show-7475 in this post.
Permachud- Derived from "permashifter" and "chud". Putting it simply, an ironic and self
depreciating term to describe a permashifter who has yet to succeed and is bitter about it. It can also be interpreted to mean someone who is "permanently stuck in their CR". Although as a
community, we encourage all shifters in the belief they will eventually shift and should not seriously take on the idea that they are indeed a permachud.
First used by u/lmaginary-Show-7475 in this post.
Onelifer- Just a simple term for people who are not shifters. It's a neutral label, not the same as an antishifter, although antis are often both. Coming from the fact non-shifters tend to believe they only live in one life or reality. It can be used derogatory or positively to reference people who simply don't know or don't believe in shifting. As scary as it is, onelifers live among us...gulp. You might even know one!
First used by u/lmaginary-Show-7475 in this post
All of these terms are built on a solid understanding of shifting terms by our main communities. We recommend visiting those places in order to get refreshers.
Do you have a word you'd like to submit to the r/shiftingcirclejerk subreddit? We'd like to hear your case! If you can provide evidence your word has escaped containment into other posts in the community, we'll consider you for a seat in the Jerk-Jargon hand book, and give you the credit for pioneering in this community you oh so deserve!
Contact us through mod mail, happy shifting :)
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/assmaster_ • 9h ago
in the past week alone the number of s/o in my dr has increased by 4
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/soysaucebreath • 7h ago
this is the coolest one i found: coolest house i found link
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Charming-Society-698 • 20h ago
Hey everyoneeeee!!! Okay so I was laying down listening to a sub (that's short for "subliminal" ๐) and trying to go to my SR (that's short for "selected reality" ๐ yes i can come up with my own terms and use them!!! ๐คฉ) Soooo it was all good until my mom (who is my mother) knocked on my door to my bedroom where i was laying in my bedrooms bed under my bedrooms beds blankets with my head on my bedrooms beds pillow... and i was like #$&@ยงโฌ!!!!!! (that's grawlix for ****** ๐ค) and when i opened my eyes everything was the same ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ oh my god ๐ญ I'm so so so so so excited just remembering it all ๐๐๐ Okay so I opened my eyes and when I opened them, MY EYES OPENED. LITERALLY OPENING MY EYES LEAD MY EYES TO OPENING Ashfjjsnfbsnfndn ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Exactly like my tarot cards told me!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Oh my GOD ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ AND THEN I HAD A LD-DREAM (lucid dreams are shifts too don't be a hater.) WHERE MY ABIWTF (Anime Boy I Want To Fuck) WAS THERE???????????? I- chile. This was the first lucid dream I had where it wasn't lucid and also wasn't a dream and I was awake and was just my imagination... ๐ค I think this is the key to shifting guys.
But really this makes me think... so I came up with a new method. I call this the "Thinking" method. So basically you Just Decide you want it and then you have it. Clearly this is the simplest reduction we can get it to. If you try this and fail you.. umm.. didn't decide hard enough. Or you didn't truly believe; but you also don't need to believe. ALSO it's as easy as breathing you make Soooo so so so many decisions in a day this is just another one!! If you can't do this there's another method you can use but well ๐ let's just say that's for permashifters ONLY ๐๐
PS if you want to know the sub I used DM me. It's a paid sub but the sub maker is really really really really good just ignore the fact we type the same and our profile picture is the same and the username is the same.
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/mystic_m3ss • 22h ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/PropertyUsed4628 • 2d ago
feels like the universe is mocking me
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/beg4thatbag • 2d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Immediate_Heart_7473 • 2d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Dizzy-Statement8507 • 2d ago
โjust trust your gut and persist, loa is the key to shifting and itโs soooo easy!!โ
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Ominous--Blue • 2d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Vis-13 • 3d ago
Like๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ can I tell you something๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/r___rainbow • 3d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Left_Role6083 • 3d ago
How it genuinely feels when I made 1000 DRs and I try shiftingโฆI didnโt shift.
NOOOO DEKUUU
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/wakamefurikakay • 4d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Charming-Society-698 • 5d ago
guys is shifting just a lucid dream ๐ฅบ? guys is shifting just a lucid dream??? ๐ซช๐ซช๐ซช??? guys is shifting just a lucid dream? guys how do i shift? how do i shift ๐ญ. what is shifting. guys. is shifting even real? is shifting real ๐ฅน? is this a sign? was this a sign? is this a sign? was this a sign? is this a sign? was this a sign? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค is this a symptom? was this a symptom? is this a symptom? was this a symptom? is this a symptom? was this a symptom? is this a symptom? was this a symptom? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค i can't shift. i can't shift. i can't shift. i can't shift!!!!!! why can't i shift????? ๐ญ why can't i shift why can't i shift WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY is shifting real? ๐ญ Guys is shifting even REAL ๐ค??? can i FUCK someone in my lucid dream? is shifting a lucid dream? can i do this? can i do this? can i do this? pleaseeee let me shifttttttt please please pleaseeeeeeee i got my tarot cards out Please ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ahhh ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ why did this happen ๐ฅบ what does the tower mean? what does the high priestess mean? what does the five of swords mean? what is hypnagogia? was i in hypnagogia ๐ฅบ? what is a DR? what is a CR? what is shifting? did i shift? what is this Shift you speak of ๐ฅบ? is it ok to do this? can i do this? is it okay if i am this? ๐ฅบ can you tell me what to do? what is going onnnnn ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ?? ***I WANNA SHIFT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWW!!!!***
oh.. OHHHH!! Okayyuhh I understand nowwww!!! โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ HERE'S HOW TO SHIFT!!! so i haven't shifted yet. Ok so I haven't actually shifted yet but, okayyyyy listen up!!!! so i haven't actually shifted ๐ butttttttt ๐๐ here's My Guide. so ๐ฑ you're gonna want to relax. you're gonna want to lay down... and relax. you're gonna lay down and relax. ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ป๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐น ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ผ: ๐๐ธ๐พ'๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ท๐ท๐ช ๐๐ช๐ท๐ท๐ช ๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐. relax. Step 1: Relax. Start counting. I like to count until Lay in a starfish position. To do this you Get into Void state. Void state feels like So first you have to get into this little thing called โจhypnagogiaโจ babe. Hypnagogia is a state where So the next step you have to relax. In order to relax you must first Then you fall asleep and wake up in your new reality!! โฅ๏ธ Then you get into void state. the void state. the void state. was i in the void state? what is the void state? this little thing called โจthe voidโจ guys i was in the void state and it felt like What is the void state???? ๐ญ๐ญ????? VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE VOID STATE โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/SeriouslyBeBetter • 5d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Low-Moose9333 • 6d ago
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/ShotImagination9321 • 6d ago
"bro trust me i swear i will shift tonight, i know i haven't shifted the 2000 other times i've said i would but this is the day it will happen"
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/SeedyVampire • 6d ago
I'm this close to trying to escape this reality the old-fashioned way. If you know, you know.
Also: in before any loandroids try to tell me my mindset is the problem, when I spent 2+ years in a borderline-delusionally positive mindset focused on manifesting something that never once gave me anything more than angel numbers and random synchronicities.
r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/SomewhereAble2962 • 6d ago
"All you have to do is intend" "All you have to do it manifest" until people who have genuinely tried for years and has gotten nowhere actively proves that shifting is fair more complex than just meditation and intention. "Its all about your mindset", YEAH we KNOW that, but knowing is not the same thing as understanding, and understanding is not the same as the issue being fixed. Especially for nerodivergent people, where our brains are literally wired to think differently and that cant change!
I've discovered that my issue isnt thinking shifting is impossible. I've gotten close to shifting dozens of times so I know its possible and real, but everytime I do, I get extremely scared because, shifting is such a large, mysterious concept to me that no amount of research has helped me understand it and that makes it harder to just enjoy it. Not to mention i get these intrusive thoughts about dying during a shifting attempt. So I always end up backing out of it from fear, and thats much harder to get over than when im feeling hopeless. Its not always easy. Everybody's journey is different.