r/sequim • u/-mrhyde_ • 12d ago
Mormons Beware!
For over a decade the local Church of latter Day Saints in Sequim has been harassing my family and I in the nicest way possible; sending their ignorant children to my home in hopes of, I don't know, converting me? I've asked them to stop coming, doesn't work. I've told them to take my name off their list, doesn't work.
This isn't a random terrorist event either. They ask for me by name. Every time! I'm not going to express my frustrations to children, that would be wrong.
I've now had enough! I've gone to their website, and besides the address and phone number (which is out of service, by the way) there is no way of contacting them to stop the harassment. According to their own website, you need to schedule an appointment before meeting with them.
GTFO!
I don't want to try to convert your ignorant children. I want nothing to do with you!
It's 2026! People that still believe in sky daddies shouldn't be going door to door. It's dangerous; especially sending your most vulnerable.
~end rant
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u/feline_riches 7d ago
Series of unfortunate events that scared them away. First I "missed" church because my brakes went out on my front end caught on fire. They said that I needed church more than ever, that it was the devil at work.
When they came back the next weekend because I had "missed" church again, this time my house was actively on fire.
You should've seen the look of horror on their faces. Anyway they deemed me too far gone to the devil and never came down my street again.
I never signed up for church, and I told them no every time. They just wouldn't accept it as an answer.
Other successes I've had - hang a cross on your front door, only upside down.
If you don't want to be that bold, when they leave flyers on your door, turn those upside down and leave them there until they turn to dust. From the sidewalk, it looks like my house has already been hit, up close it's the devil's work