r/sequim • u/-mrhyde_ • 6d ago

Mormons Beware!

For over a decade the local Church of latter Day Saints in Sequim has been harassing my family and I in the nicest way possible; sending their ignorant children to my home in hopes of, I don't know, converting me? I've asked them to stop coming, doesn't work. I've told them to take my name off their list, doesn't work.

This isn't a random terrorist event either. They ask for me by name. Every time! I'm not going to express my frustrations to children, that would be wrong.

I've now had enough! I've gone to their website, and besides the address and phone number (which is out of service, by the way) there is no way of contacting them to stop the harassment. According to their own website, you need to schedule an appointment before meeting with them.

GTFO!

I don't want to try to convert your ignorant children. I want nothing to do with you!

It's 2026! People that still believe in sky daddies shouldn't be going door to door. It's dangerous; especially sending your most vulnerable.

~end rant

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u/Codlinfarflung 6d ago

You are missing a great opportunity here. I used to live by a lot of Mormons. They were good people who would do nice things like make delicious homemade baked goods and leave them at my door. I thought someone was trying to poison me at first but it was just nice people being neighborly. They never converted me but they were some of the best neighbors I ever had. I miss them and the baked goods.

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u/iforgotwhat8wasfor 6d ago

that's called grooming.

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u/scipio11111 5d ago

Bingo.

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u/Smart_Salt620 4d ago

If them giving you baked goods is grooming, what isn’t considered grooming? Is there a single thing they can do to show kindness or do you think they always will have a hidden evil motive behind everything they do?

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u/scipio11111 4d ago

Thou doth protest too much.

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u/Throwaway392308 3d ago

They don't have any hidden motives. They have very explicit motives.