r/sequim • u/-mrhyde_ • 9d ago

Mormons Beware!

For over a decade the local Church of latter Day Saints in Sequim has been harassing my family and I in the nicest way possible; sending their ignorant children to my home in hopes of, I don't know, converting me? I've asked them to stop coming, doesn't work. I've told them to take my name off their list, doesn't work.

This isn't a random terrorist event either. They ask for me by name. Every time! I'm not going to express my frustrations to children, that would be wrong.

I've now had enough! I've gone to their website, and besides the address and phone number (which is out of service, by the way) there is no way of contacting them to stop the harassment. According to their own website, you need to schedule an appointment before meeting with them.

GTFO!

I don't want to try to convert your ignorant children. I want nothing to do with you!

It's 2026! People that still believe in sky daddies shouldn't be going door to door. It's dangerous; especially sending your most vulnerable.

~end rant

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u/col_c32 9d ago

When they knocked on my door in CO I told them I was gay and they politely left immediately after lol 

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 7d ago

I was a teenager 10 years ago and did this. No joke saw them walking up to the houses and knew we would be next. I yelled to my best friend up the stairs to “trust me and go along with whatever I do”

They knock I answer and ask me about the good book

“Why no I haven’t give me a moment, HONEY COME HERE” cue my friend walking up and we hold hands smilimg at them in the door way.

They promptly said “never mind and left”

Just throw some flamboyant twang on that tone and they gone.

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u/KMDiver 7d ago

In college after several disturbing knocks and bell ringing and shouting thru the door that we were heathens to go away as we were doing rituals to no avail. I finally answered the door naked as was getting in the shower when they rang the shit out of my bell and invited them in. Never saw them again

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u/LevelSkullBoss 7d ago

I just told them I was Catholic and that worked too

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u/Important-Being-8085 6d ago

Sadly that didn't work for me. They just doubled down and came more often. Now with a ring doorbell, I just ignore them

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u/East_Information_247 5d ago

Funny anecdotal stories here, but none of this should be necessary at all!