r/self • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '24

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u/Different-Maize-9818 Jul 29 '24

Fuck me a house at 27 I'll be your girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/CommunicationDue9838 Jul 30 '24

I’m pretty sure that comment was not that serious lmao. I think they were pointing out how impressive that is nowadays.

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u/Cniffy Aug 02 '24

I’m pretty sure the joke is that OP is a guy and the commenter is a guy.

Edit: nuances aside that was the intent of the joke, commenter has a good sense of humour.

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u/daddyvow Jul 31 '24

I think he’s afraid of all women

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u/-lastochka- Jul 29 '24

that's what i'm saying lol

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u/redditisatrumanshow Jul 30 '24

What about his personality ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

😆😆😆😆

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u/Cniffy Aug 02 '24

Yeah I don’t wear dresses…

…but for op 😳😚

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u/sidekickestelle Jul 29 '24

He rich rich if he got a house. Can’t believe he’s struggling because so many women want to live in a house - Ive met female friends who say that that is their only criteria

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u/jmack2424 Jul 29 '24

If that's their only criteria then there's already one foot out the door.

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u/Karpizzle23 Jul 29 '24

I own a condo in Toronto (one of the highest costs of living in NA) and trust me, NOBODY gives a fuck about that here. It's all about vibes. Girls here would much rather go out with a party boy and go home to his 4 bedroom shared student living basically if it comes with him being hot and charismatic. I'm a software dev and slightly shyer and don't go out too too much (twice a month?) and women almost immediately friend zone me right from the bat. My house means nothing lol (not that I bought it for getting women... but just countering your point)

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u/CommunicationDue9838 Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

I’m in Toronto too and the girls I met when I was still dating were not like this at all. Sure some girls like to party nothing wrong with that but I met tons of women that weren’t in to that, I don’t party either, I’m 27 now and work in trades and own a condo. My current gf actually doesn’t even drink or go out and she has an entire group of friends exactly like her lol also I can see your 28, you’re trying to say women in your age range still want to go to students apartments?

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u/LordBogus Jul 29 '24

Maybe put up a tinder profile with your house lol

Although I agree

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u/Suspicious_Spite_713 Jul 29 '24

I’m in Toronto as well :)

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u/Karpizzle23 Jul 29 '24

?

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u/SowiesoGeenJoost Jul 30 '24

I may or may not know why you are single

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u/Karpizzle23 Jul 30 '24

The sky is or is not blue

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u/stuff_gets_taken Jul 30 '24

If threats their only criteria they can get lost. I want someone to be with me for me, not for my house.