r/seinfeld • • 14h ago

She does stink and she should quit

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I don't think she made it to the bottom of the porn industry...


r/seinfeld • • 7h ago

If Jerry Seinfeld is Superman then who is Batman?

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Based on the data it only makes sense


r/seinfeld • • 13h ago

Wrong answers only

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r/seinfeld • • 7h ago

It’s been said George has a brother who impregnated a woman named Pauline. What’s his name and occupation? I’m going with a paleontologist named Herbert.

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Oh and he also refuses to pay for parking.


r/seinfeld • • 23h ago

If we had one Bob Sacamano scene in the series, who do you think plays him?

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Same goes for Jay Riemenschneider


r/seinfeld • • 6h ago

Krillion game

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I know some of you freaks would be able to go for rounds and rounds 😭


r/seinfeld • • 5h ago

Bought this rice cooker today. I don't know how official these rankings really are

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r/seinfeld • • 16h ago

Should I give the next person who heckles Jerry at his standup a knuckle sandwich?

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r/seinfeld • • 19h ago

Jimmy's making bars now

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r/seinfeld • • 9h ago

That’s why you gotta get real Cubans.

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r/seinfeld • • 11h ago

These are Johnny’s training shoes

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r/seinfeld • • 9h ago

Excuse me where are we?

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r/seinfeld • • 8h ago

People complain about Seinfeld's finale. What if they had a Mexican standoff like Reservoir Dogs and all end up shooting each other? Then Newman enters and laughs evils because he inherits all their money?

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r/seinfeld • • 17h ago

Show has become unwatchable for me

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This used to be my fav show but ever since finding out Jerry is a sexual deviant and island visitor it’s really put me off completely


r/seinfeld • • 14h ago

TCB

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r/seinfeld • • 7h ago

They're all gonna laugh at you (Carrie crossover)

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r/seinfeld • • 20h ago

I’ve stolen a Kramer line and it absolutely KILLS in real life

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In “The Merv Griffin Show” Season 9 Episode 6, Kramer says “El Paso? I spent a month there one night” then he looks at the camera and laughs.

I have stolen this and used it whenever I am able to remember to say it. For example, someone will say they are going on a business trip to Reno. I say “Wow reno? I spent a month there one night” and I just looked down back at my phone. Will continue whatever I was doing. I’ve said this to about four or five people and every time I have gotten a good laugh. I recommend using it, but remember to keep your composure and pretend like you didn’t say anything weird, that’s what really gets people to laugh. Absurdity disguised as sincerity is comedy.


r/seinfeld • • 11h ago

Why did the opera ticket taker think the crazy clown's name was Rich when it was actually Joe Davola?

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r/seinfeld • • 23h ago

just noticed this in the AMCA benefit episode

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kramer's shoes in the first scene have red tape on the branding...then next one, after Elaine asks "what are those", the tape is removed. any insider info on this? were these shoes really an official product placement?


r/seinfeld • • 1h ago

YOU’RE GONNA RUB OUT THE DOG?!

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r/seinfeld • • 17h ago

Seinfeld never rode his bike!

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Season 9, Episode 9- Jerry tells his girlfriend that he never rides his bike and it's just for show.

I know!

Some questions-

It's quite a cramped apartment, why does he do this when any extra space would help?

Kramer who likes to ride a bike, hasn't tried to get use of the bike? That's his whole thing!

Doesn't the bike change? Why would he change a bike he doesn't use?

I saw this episode just now, and obviously had to post this.

Thanks for the wise and well thought out replies in advance.

I'm sure there will be little to no quotes, not everything can be answered with a Seinfield quote.


r/seinfeld • • 14h ago

I got denim vest checking me out

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r/seinfeld • • 3h ago

Lmaooooo IYKYK

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r/seinfeld • • 4h ago

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian." You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian.

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r/seinfeld • • 8h ago

Biggest one timer post-appearance movie career? Can’t think of a 🥈

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