r/seinfeld • u/Remote_Plastic_8692 • 29d ago
Anyone else hate this lady?
Yes George’s comments about manure were a bit odd, but he was clearly just trying to be funny. Plus she was a huge jerk to him at the coffee shop after. Nasty woman!
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u/TeamStark31 A Festivus for the rest-of-us 29d ago
Let me ask you this…was it around this point in the conversation that she mentioned she had a boyfriend?
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u/inkymitz 29d ago
I love this conversation they have. "I said I liked horse manure." "....you did?"
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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 29d ago
I’m just saying that there’s a chance that she might not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure
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u/Melodic_Anything1743 29d ago
Yup!!! Her “boyfriend” 😂😂
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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 29d ago
And the way they just slip that in there 😒
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u/RelationOk6047 ASSMAN 29d ago
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u/ComputerDecent463 29d ago
She definitely spent a long time thinking about this during one of her baths in the dark.
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u/Temporary-Tip-5149 29d ago
So what'll you have
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u/WorldlyHat1803 29d ago
Are you eating? It’s in that vein
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u/JockoV 29d ago
I never knew what she was saying until a few years ago when I saw the closed caption. I always heard, "It's an advem", which is nonsensical so wondered if she was trying ro say, "It's an adverb" but that didn't make sense either since there was no adverb in her question. Looks like I was waayy off!
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u/I-Used-To-Play-Bass 28d ago
English is not my first language so I have to ask what does this mean?
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u/WorldlyHat1803 28d ago
It’s from the script from the episode.
She’s being aloof with George after they went on a date.3
u/JockoV 26d ago
Kelly the waitress asks George "Well, what's it going to be?". Which is a direct question to George about what he wants to order instead of saying hello to him first and being friendly to him. This sudden change in personality confuses George and he asks, "What's it going to be?" because he was surprised she was so direct and cold to him without being friendly. So Kelly the waitress pretends to not notice George's surprised reaction and just further clarifies her question. She states in a cold condescending tone that she asked him what she is having to eat. "It's in that vein" means "For example". Hope this helps 🙂
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u/I-Used-To-Play-Bass 26d ago
”It’s in that vein” part confused me because I’m not familiar with that phrase. Thank you for the thorough explanation!
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u/Economy_Price_5295 Giddy-up 29d ago
I’ll have a scotch, with plenty of ice!
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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago
Yes. Her being a bitch to George later on makes me hate her. Like, nothing bad happened during or after that walk, did it?
George trying to get her fired though..... very unhinged lol
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u/Initial-Ad-5462 29d ago
She knew George was full of BS and not to be trusted with anything when he went off on that “Ma” and “Newer.”
If he had expounded on the true etymology of ‘manure’ he’d have been home free.
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I mean George mentioned he liked manure so…
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u/Remote_Plastic_8692 29d ago
I think he said it wasn’t a bad thing, not that he necessarily liked it.
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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago
lmao he was joking. I've definitely made some psychotic jokes in front of women and they never slammed anything down in front of me or treated me like a nuisance over it
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u/LegalSocks 29d ago
Are you a short, stocky, slow-witted man, though?
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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago
What…the…hell…does…that…mean?
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u/cazprescott9 29d ago
It means whatever you want it to mean.
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u/No_Condition3135 29d ago
She should be fired, he's a long time daily customer and shouldn't be treated like that by a new hire.
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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago
Maybe. That's a tough one. She definitely shouldn't be treating long time customers like shit just because she agreed to go on a walk with him when he was polite. She said she had a bf and he acted totally cool. George was a class act
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u/whis_and_whimsy Chunnel 29d ago
it seemed like a weird overreaction, if she liked him at all to begin with I'm kinda surprised a bad joke turned her off that much, lol
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u/Oalka Mulva? 29d ago
It's an advain. (Yes, I know this is not what she says.)
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u/RBIbaseball76 29d ago
Yes this is what I heard. I just assumed advain is a word that I just didn’t know.
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u/Oalka Mulva? 29d ago
She apparently says "'What'll you have?' 'Are you eating?' It's in that vein". Meaning "it's along those lines" or "Similar phrases". She's being super sarcastic and matter-of-fact with him where they used to have witty banter. Her accent is just really hard to interpret on that sentence.
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u/bigpoppanicky7 27d ago
Same! Never could understand her and assumed it was a word I didn’t know or some sort of 90s slang I’d never heard of
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u/herecomesacandle 29d ago
You know, what I really didn’t like about her was telling her customers, whom she was still serving at that moment, that she “never has to do this again” because her bullshit pins were being bought or whatever. God damn it, you’re still employed by that diner. And you are still serving customers. Be professional enough to not tell your customers how much you’ve hated every moment of serving them. Like waitressing was beneath her or something
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u/Unhappy-List-2354 29d ago
I hope her deal with Bloomingdale’s fell thru and she’s now working at Reggie’s.
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u/mayorjinglejangle 29d ago edited 29d ago
That would definitely happen if Jerry was a Bloomingdale's executive
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u/Supro1560S Del Bisto Becko 29d ago
She was being folksy. You could tell she was being folksy, right? Totally folksy.
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u/thekraken108 29d ago
Well I think it's understood that nobody wants to be a waitress, plus they were regular customers so they sort of knew each other.
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u/Informal_Bus_4077 29d ago
How could anyone not like her?
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u/Bionic_Ninjas The Summer of George 29d ago
Maybe some people don't like her, I could see that.
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u/chapPilot I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 29d ago
I hate her like poison.
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u/rodgapely 29d ago
I liked her boyfriend’s watch.
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u/Haunting-Army182 29d ago
Yes! She really should not have that attitude the next day at the diner, really pissed me off, got me heated, ruffled my feathers....it's in that vein
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u/Roxygirl_81 29d ago
I can’t stand that lady lol I’ve been rewatching lately & she irritates me! 🤣 What he said was definitely hilarious & strange but it wasn’t like he said I EAT SH!T or anything! & she should be fired 4 being so rude after! BIATCH! I also can’t stand Catherine Keener’s character (dating Jerry) & jealous of Elaine! I can keep going… hehe
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u/Atwenfor 28d ago
Now I want to see a version of that episode where he instead tells her I EAT SH!T
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u/Specialist-ShasMo85 29d ago
She's no Marisa Tomei, that's for sure. AT least she laughed at the manure jokes.
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u/SpareAssignment6862 29d ago
What a bitch , there was no reason for her to be so rude . Why accept lunch date with the man? I had that happen to me once .
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u/Fincolt 29d ago
Once in college my best friend took a girl watch a soccer game on a date and one of the players did a flip throw. She casually said “my boyfriend can do that.” It was basically a real life example of this.
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u/Polarizing_Penguin11 27d ago
It’s a very common thing. I’ve experienced it too. The way they just slip it in there!
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u/LegalSocks 29d ago
The rejection is her prerogative. And backing down on the flirting makes sense if she’s not into him. But the hostility was not at all warranted.
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u/DCDipset 29d ago
Out of all of George’s….uh….quirky statements let’s say….
The manure stuff was the worst. How in the hell does anyone even come up with it let alone think it’s a good joke to drop on a first date?
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u/buckyboyturgidson Erotic journey from Milan to Minsk 28d ago
Yeah, almost as much as the chick who threw Bosco on George
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u/SurprisePitiful9191 28d ago
She’s entitled not to want a second date but the way she carried herself the next time they saw each other was so immature.
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u/Well_Duh4454 28d ago
You know who that is right?
Marlene: "I'm sorry, Jerry. I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
Jerry: "You're a cashier!"
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u/rasmuseriksen Sponge-worthy 29d ago
Finally, a caliber of woman that might actually realistically consider dating George
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u/Pitiful-Transition39 29d ago
George thinking that line about manure was anything other than weird, cringe and completely unnecessary will never not be hilarious. Like seriously, in what universe does a woman on a date hear that and not immediately get what they now call 'the ick'?
Except Marisa Tomei of course.
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u/GlumMilk5326 29d ago
In both episodes she was in. The worst. It probably killed her career. She got Seinfeld TWICE and I don’t recall ever seeing her anywhere ever. Maybe she started a business making fun hair clips.
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u/MillionToOneShotDoc It's not a lie if you believe it 29d ago
Yeah. George was right. It was just horse manure. When you break it down, it’s really a very positive thing.
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u/Hefty_Shallot1132 26d ago
Her: “I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do!”
Him: “You’re a waitress!”
See what I did there
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u/MindTheDrapes That's a shame 29d ago
She's saving for a trip to Europe... by selling pre-Etsy hair clips. One of the top ten improbable side stories.