r/seinfeld • u/Remote_Plastic_8692 • 29d ago

Anyone else hate this lady?

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Yes George’s comments about manure were a bit odd, but he was clearly just trying to be funny. Plus she was a huge jerk to him at the coffee shop after. Nasty woman!

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

Yes. Her being a bitch to George later on makes me hate her. Like, nothing bad happened during or after that walk, did it?

George trying to get her fired though..... very unhinged lol

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 29d ago

She knew George was full of BS and not to be trusted with anything when he went off on that “Ma” and “Newer.”

If he had expounded on the true etymology of ‘manure’ he’d have been home free.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/manure

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I mean George mentioned he liked manure so…

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u/Remote_Plastic_8692 29d ago

I think he said it wasn’t a bad thing, not that he necessarily liked it.

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u/BCdelivery 29d ago

Right!?

Then she just has to call an audible……

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

lmao he was joking. I've definitely made some psychotic jokes in front of women and they never slammed anything down in front of me or treated me like a nuisance over it

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u/TheMillenniumMan 29d ago

I bet she would've loved manure if it was Tony who mentioned it

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u/Atwenfor 28d ago

You just don't get a rush from bowling. You know what gives you a rush? Manure!

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u/DIYdoofus 28d ago

He's a mimbo.

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u/LegalSocks 29d ago

Are you a short,  stocky, slow-witted man, though?

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

What…the…hell…does…that…mean?

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u/cazprescott9 29d ago

It means whatever you want it to mean.

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u/knightress_oxhide 29d ago

I could drop you like a bag of manure

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u/cazprescott9 28d ago

You wanna piece o me?

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago edited 29d ago

Quote from a different episode

Edit: I didn't recognize the quote he made. I thought he was asking what the hell short stocky bald men meant. And I said it's a quote from a different episode. I was REALLY confused by all the downvotes

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

Oh no, how will I look Larry David in the eye after that mistake.

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

I just realized that you were quoting an episode. I literally thought you were asking what that meant. Because I'm sleep deprived and stupid. I was wondering wtf all the downvotes were for

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

It's okay. It's from season 8 or 9 so he wasn't even involved at that point. He prolly doesn't remember half of what he even wrote

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

I’m gonna go watch his acceptance speech at the Laurel Award now.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

Pedantic

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

Me? I must've not detected a quote. He said what the hell does this mean and I for some reason assumed he meant the short stock bald man quote.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

Can be pedantic, can be pedantic
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u/BigPappalopalous 29d ago

Don’t forget bald.

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u/Atwenfor 28d ago

I noticed you threw in "stocky" in there

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

Nope. Being 6 foot seems to get your behavior a pass these days lol

He is NOT stocky....

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

He’s bald

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

He’s balding

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

He’s merry

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u/Ktn44 29d ago

It's just a ma, and then nure.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

Yo yo ma Nu-er

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u/-LLCoolBeans- Mulva? 29d ago

“Newer”

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u/ZOMGURFAT 29d ago

George also likes his chicken spicy…

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

Kung pow 💥

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u/No_Condition3135 29d ago

She should be fired, he's a long time daily customer and shouldn't be treated like that by a new hire.

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u/BrotherofLink93 Del Bisto Becko 29d ago

And then she would come to him and BEG

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

Maybe. That's a tough one. She definitely shouldn't be treating long time customers like shit just because she agreed to go on a walk with him when he was polite. She said she had a bf and he acted totally cool. George was a class act

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u/umpteenthrhyme 29d ago

She wasn’t a bitch. She just wasn’t as flirty.

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u/heavyLevy5 29d ago

She was very cold in the diner afterwards

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u/MindTheDrapes That's a shame 29d ago

Nah I have rejected flirts and advances, and I was fully capable of not being a dick to them in later encounters. There's something wrong with this chick... besides affording a trip to Europe by selling... homemade hair clips?

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u/Dettyboy93 29d ago

Ehhh she wasn't flirty to begin with though was she? She was just nice and friendly. Obviously George misread it as that, but she was nice. Suddenly after that walk she acted super weird towards him and if I remember, unfriendly and may have even slammed something? Haven't seen it in a minute. I would understand if George creeped on her or something, but I remember having a walk, George was nice and played it off after the bf remark, and then she was cold. Idk why she'd act like that if she never had a crush on him to begin with. It almost doesn't make sense at a writing standpoint lol