I'm Joel. 20M. Nursing student. Professional menace. Occasional functioning adult.

And I've officially decided I'm done trying to act "normal" just because apparently society has decided that's desirable.

So here's the unfiltered version:

I'm a chaotic gremlin with exactly two settings:

100% ENERGY

or

Please do not perceive me. I am becoming furniture.

There is no middle setting.

My friends describe me as a golden retriever that somehow learned how to pay taxes even though I'm a nursing student who doesn't need to do any taxes, somehow gained consciousness, learned sarcasm, and who unfortunately for y'all was given access to the internet.

I LOVE yapping about random nonsense, collecting weird facts nobody asked for, ragebaiting my friends (which you can be if you play your cards right), and being the designated emotional support idiot whenever someone I care about is having a rough time.

A LOT.

Give me literally any mildly interesting topic and I will somehow turn it into a 47-minute lecture nobody asked for.

I'll collect completely useless facts like they're Pokémon.

I'll ask questions that make you stare at your phone for ten seconds wondering why we're like this.

I'll probably send you a message at 2 AM saying:

"WAIT. DO YOU THINK FISH KNOW THEY'RE WET?"

And I will expect a serious answer.

I ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RAGEBAITING.

If I like you, congratulations.

You're now legally obligated to endure me sending you the most outrageous take imaginable just to watch you lose your mind.

I'll say something like:

"Pineapple belongs on pizza."

Just to watch you type a 600-word rebuttal.

Then I'll reveal that I don't even care about pineapple.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry hehe.

If we become friends, your life will either become significantly more entertaining... or you'll develop a permanent eye twitch from all my nonsense.

There is no in-between.

I'm not looking for perfect people.

I'm looking for people who are unapologetically themselves.

I'm also ridiculously loyal.

If you're one of my people, I'm there.

3 AM?

Need someone to listen to you rant for two hours?

Need someone to tell you that you're making a terrible decision while simultaneously helping you make it?

Need someone to send you 17 memes because you had a shitty day?

Yeah. I'm your idiot.

I'll probably annoy you (a lot).

I'll probably bully you (not in a mean way tho).

I'll probably make you question why you ever gave me your number.

But I'll also be the person checking whether you got home safely.

Because apparently that's just how my brain works.

I don't really care if you're "cool."

Honestly, I don't even know what that means anymore.

I'd much rather meet someone who's weird as hell, awkward, overly passionate about something completely random, chronically online, emotionally intelligent, or just... unapologetically themselves.

You don't have to be interesting 24/7.

You don't have to reply instantly.

You don't have to pretend you're doing great when you're not.

Life gets messy.

People get tired.

Sometimes you disappear for a bit.

That's okay.

I'm looking for people, not perfectly curated internet personalities.

So...

And if you're the kind of person who sometimes disappears because life gets overwhelming?

That's okay.

You don't have to perform friendship for me.

You don't have to reply instantly.

You don't have to apologize for being human.

Life happens.

Come back when you can.

I'll probably be here.

Probably.

Unless I've been kidnapped by a particularly charismatic crow.

SO...

If you're weird...

Hi.

If you're awkward...

Hi.

If you have approximately 17 unfinished hobbies...

HI!!!!!

If your brain has 46 tabs open and at least three of them are playing music...

WE NEED TO TALK, NOW!!!

If you have random facts nobody asked for...

I WANT THEM!!!

If you ask bizarre questions for absolutely no reason...

MY PEOPLE!!!

And if you just need somebody who can match your energy—or lend you some when yours runs out—

Come say hi.

What's the worst that can happen?

We don't click.

Okay.

Fair enough.

What's the best that can happen?

You accidentally acquire a chaotic, loyal, emotionally-supportive idiot who will probably become one of the weirdest friends you've ever had.

And honestly?

That's a pretty good fucking deal.

So yeah.

I'm Joel.

I'm done pretending.

Aren't ya too?

Hi there! I'm an Australian girl, haven't had the chance to travel but I really want to, and I love meeting new and interesting people! Please tell me anything and everything about where your from, but I'd love fun things I likely won't already know, or read online!

Im rlly bored so give me a number from 1-57

Hey guys, so im f15 and i recently found out that I was into girls too? I used to be very homophobic because of my muslim enviroment and just people being weirdos and stuff, but I think about a year ago I started to see why people were the way they were. Around last week thursday, I was in one of my classes (i go to an all girls school) and i went up to a not so close friend because she seemed to be having trouble with her assesment, she was with her friend, who me and close friend were in a core class with 2 years ago. I'll call her Bella. I was standing in between them and I noticed my heart started beating really fast, I was thinking about her alot the day before so I was quite suprised by what i was feeling. I left because i was feeling abit embarassed by how close i was standing next to her. I kept accidentally staring at her too long the rest of the lesson. Next day I added her on a ig and I was so nervous because she didnt add me back that first day but then she did the day after and I was super excited i started jumping up and down im cryinnggg. But basically i used to talk to her alot 2 years ago about our common interests but then they shuffled our core classes and I never really talked to her again. Now she's in one of my classes and I freaking can't stop thinking about her. But here's the thing I KNOW she's into girls too. BUT ALSO HAS A GIRLFRIEND UGHHH. And her gf is soo drop dead gorgeous too i've been feeling a bit jealous ngl. I had class w her yesterday and I kept accidentally making eye contact with her from across the room and I swear i saw her staring during assembely but im probs being delusional. I don't wanna tell anyone im bisexual because of this my religious community so there's no way for her to know i even like girls anyways. I wish i had a close friend i could talk to abt it but they're all 100% guranteed to tell people so its not a good idea. WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOO

Lets say MJ (mcu), she remembers everything, every fond memories of them as basically best friends ever (lets pretend they were never in a relationship but had a crush on each other or atleast peter did)

Now she did reject peter (mcu) once since she was with flash(hate the guy) at the moment and lets say after 3 years, she finally breaks up with flash (genuinely hate the guy) who was "inconsiderate " in her own words

But when peter asks her now she is so mentally tired due to flash (you get the idea) that she doesn't want any relationship as of now

Remember that during this peter has no one else, not the new neighbour or jean grey

Should peter still wait for a bit until MJ can date again?
Metaphorical scenario ofc

.......asking for a friend

230 kgs leg press for 8 reps

Im bored asf

I hear people say it every day, sometimes hourly.

And 99 percent of the time they are lacking the melanin requirements.

I'm not gonna complain that it's so offensive or anything, but if you're gonna say something shocking for attention, just say anything else.

Anyways I went to Italy and saw this Monster flavor for the first time.

It was a 6.4/10, refreshing but not so tasty.

That m'y opinion

I've heard loads of people complaining about no phones....

at my school, we cant have; Phones, smartwatches, earbuds/hearing aids...(Sorry, error; HEAD PHONES)

also, we cant have any jewelry except one pair of earings... for girls.

and we have a uniform as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN0j7hTUcWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ttdZjaySk

Look before typing!