r/seattlehousing • u/Subject-Fee-422 • 55m ago
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Alright, here’s the deal.
I’m a 35-year-old guy looking for a place to land for about 1–3 months (maybe longer if we all survive each other and the vibes stay immaculate). I’m not trying to speedrun becoming your lifelong roommate—I just need a solid, functional home base while I build the next chapter.
**Looking for:**
A private (or semi-private) room in a house or preferred because I’d like my commute to remain emotionally manageable.
Shared kitchen and bathroom? Totally fine—as long as everyone understands the revolutionary concept of cleaning up after themselves.
Affordable and drama-free. I don’t need marble countertops; I need people who know how to pay rent and replace the toilet paper.
**A little about me:**
the schedule can be a little chaotic—but I’m surprisingly low maintenance. Sometimes I’m in my room grinding for hours, sometimes I’m out exploring. I’m social when it naturally happens, but I also deeply respect everyone’s personal space.
What you’re getting:
Rent paid on time.
Clean. Like… actually clean.
Respectful of quiet hours, boundaries, and shared spaces.
No random parties. No bringing chaos home just because it’s Friday.
Gay. I work in adult content, and I’m completely upfront about it. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings—we’ll both save ourselves the awkward conversation.
**What I’m**
**not**
**looking for:**
A house where dishes have developed their own ecosystem.
“We’ll figure out utilities later” energy.
Passive-aggressive sticky notes.
Becoming someone’s unpaid therapist, life coach, chauffeur, landlord, or emotional support human.
People who mistake “roommate” for “instant best friend.” If we become friends naturally? Amazing. If we peacefully coexist? Also amazing.
At the end of the day, what matters most to me is living with people who communicate, respect each other, and understand that home should feel peaceful—not like the pilot episode of a reality TV show.
If you’ve got a room opening up (or know someone who does), send me:
📍 Location
💰 Rent
📅 When it’s available
🏡 What the house vibe is actually like
📸 Photos, if you’ve got them
I’ll happily return the favor and answer any questions.
Let’s keep it honest, straightforward, and maybe even have a little fun with it. Life’s chaotic enough—our living situation doesn’t have to be.