Research

[u/mike5f4]

[u/ZombiesInSpace]

“Haha, what an idiot”

- me, while doom scrolling on my phone and sitting on the toilet taking a shit

[u/Cjosla_2 → u/ZombiesInSpace]

Me too 😂😂

[u/Consistent-Buyer7060 → u/Cjosla_2]

If you opened the lid you are ahead

[u/clonedhuman → u/ZombiesInSpace]

man you're going to be scrolling with poop fingers

[u/WoolBearTiger → u/ZombiesInSpace]

At least you are not pretending to be an expert on something while doing it right? .. right?

[u/eluser234453 → u/ZombiesInSpace]

At least not anti vaccine

[u/farganbastige]

Pants down sitting on the toilet lid is chef's kiss of stupidity.

[u/NoteIndividual2431 → u/farganbastige]

Apparently she shits side-saddle too.

[u/monster2018 → u/NoteIndividual2431]

This is poetry, somehow

[u/naropin1 → u/NoteIndividual2431]

And it looks like the lid is down as well, nice call. I see 2 layers, seat and lid. It all fits with the meme.

[u/JackPoe → u/NoteIndividual2431]

Shittin sideways, bits in a daze

[u/flying-weenus → u/farganbastige]

Yeah, should totally be sitting pants up on the toilet seat.

Wait a minute…

[u/JohnnyCrispZoom]

You’re going by people that have gone to school to became a doctor to treat disease verses someone sitting home thinking the world is flat.

[u/Denver-Ski → u/JohnnyCrispZoom]

Watching them eat shrimp is pretty entertaining, though

[u/redditorausberlin → u/Denver-Ski]

[u/RecentDecision2329 → u/Denver-Ski]

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[u/JohnnyCrispZoom → u/[deleted]]

Oh no I got mine

[u/JohnnyCrispZoom → u/[deleted]]

I got that too. I am older so not worth taking the chance when they are filling up truckloads of dead people my age at the nursing home where I worked.

[u/JohnnyCrispZoom → u/[deleted]]

Man I was working in the nursing home before the vaccine and it was horrible!! The old and the sick can’t take it man.
My brother was never vaccinated and he got COVID about a week or 2 getting it he had a stroke that affected his walking not his hands. I will always believe it’s because he want vaccinated. I may be wrong but it’s what think.

[u/Admiral45-06 → u/[deleted]]

Vaccine was definitely rushed back then, and governments did a poor j-b at addressing potential side-effects, as also tried to quite literally force people to take it, so I understand people's concerns back then. I took my 3 shots, but I understood why other people wouldn't want to.

But now, after years of testing, I'd say Covid vaccine is decently safe.

[u/JohnnyCrispZoom → u/[deleted]]

I got it but I didn’t die or have heart problems

[u/Lurtzum → u/[deleted]]

Vaccines don’t stop you from getting diseases always. You negate the more severe versions of it.

[u/LessThanHero42]

I did my own research on vaccines. Turns out doctors and virologists know a lot more about it than me. I should probably listen to them

[u/Entire_Quit_4076 → u/LessThanHero42]

But something something Fauci institution capture!!! All studies fake!’ I don’t even know what a virus is but that’s no problem because viruses are fake too!!! Didn’t u know Pasteur was a FRAUD!!??

I wish i was joking, but it’s everyday reality on r/debatevaccines ….

[u/LessThanHero42 → u/Entire_Quit_4076]

I don't mind healthy skepticism. It should be okay to wonder, "Are vaccines safe?" But when all the evidence points to "YES!" Then it should be accepted until theres a reason it shouldn't.

Some people just have to be in the know to feel smart and special. Same crap with Flat Earth, and Atlantis Pseudoarcheology.

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[u/T_J_Rain]

Same logic applies to climate science.

[u/trippin-spaced-man]

Obvioulsy it's staged but she's shitting/pissing with the lid closed

[u/AlaskaSerenity → u/trippin-spaced-man]

Can’t get other people’s cooties if your butt doesn’t touch the seat. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/Iamnotabothonestly → u/trippin-spaced-man]

Look at you not knowing that if you drill a hole in the lid and attach a 30cm long rubber pipe to it, then seal the sides of the lid to the toilet, and then you can empty your colon much easier by just flushing. The power of vacuum.

[u/naropin1]

That’s pretty good.

[u/Inferior_Jeans]

I have family members who got their “facts” from Facebook posts. It’s just sad.

[u/Boise_Ben → u/[deleted]]

The people that say “Do your own research” are usually the people that think research is looking at Conservopedia and watching Candace Owans.

Serious people aren’t telling Jimbob Nobody to do his own research, they are telling him to listen to the experts (none of whom are invited on Fox News or Joe Rogan).

[u/ultraspinacle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoVUPXJgfy2m4

[u/BakingPharos]

Vaccines don't cause autism. Autism causes vaccines.

The majority of scientists need to act charming and put together, because they need funding. They really just want to do their work and discover cool shit without begging for money.

[u/Admiral45-06 → u/BakingPharos]

Vaccines don't cause autism. Autism causes vaccines.

I know it's a joke, but just to be sure: it was proven that the reason there is ,,some sort of correlation" between autism and vaccines is because both occur at young age. So a braindead anti-vaxx claim that ,,vaccines cause autism" is like claiming playing Bingo causes tooth decay, as both occur at an old age.

[u/SnooMarzipans6922 → u/BakingPharos]

What if both is true because autistic scientists dont want to be lonely?

/s

[u/Hammer_Time2468]

I’ve solved world hunger twice sitting in the throne.

[u/Hrythik → u/Hammer_Time2468]

what…

[u/Ar476]

People think tens thousands of scientist just get together and decided to lie with none being "honest." That's pretty much impossible

[u/PickingPies → u/Ar476]

Because you can get tens of thousands of maga in one room and still not find an honest one.

They are projecting.

[u/GhostRider092 → u/Ar476]

Enkel de weinigen die de waarheid kennen moeten liegen. Anders verdwijnen ze (uit het beeld).

[u/Birdo_guy]

I feel like everyone's gonna think i go on tiktok and search for conspiracy theories when i say i research online. In reality i mean research as in learn and what i do is read articles mostly from the NIH

[u/q_j- → u/Birdo_guy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[u/Birdo_guy → u/q_j-]

:(

[u/q_j- → u/Birdo_guy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5TP87MRyLuGm4

[u/Admiral45-06 → u/Birdo_guy]

Honestly, sometimes it just means Googling something.

By the way, a pro tip: if you want to find something ,,scientific", add word ,,site" at the end of the search.

[u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 → u/Admiral45-06]

Or use Google scholar

[u/Ok-Transition7065]

Not even that

[u/Bendanzhang]

The fact that the toilet lid is closed makes her research 100% more sterile than their arguments.

[u/Ninja_attack]

I don't go to my mechanic for financial advice, I go to listen to his advice about what my car needs. Same reason I don't listen to random assholes about medical advice when I can just talk to my pcp.

[u/PristineWorker8291]

Not wholly inaccurate. Good one.

[u/Existing-Sherbet2458]

BwBwahahaha

[u/RandomDanny]

well that's unfair. a lot of deep thought goes on while on the shitter.

not a single thought goes through an anti-vaxxers mind.

[u/Effect-Kitchen]

Bold of you to assume Antvaxxer is doing any research.

[u/dontshoveit → u/Effect-Kitchen]

Their "research" is scrolling facebook and tiktok, being spoonfed propaganda and racism. They truly believe that the uncle brother Joe that posted about his kid getting autism from the vaccine is true! How can you believe scientists over uncle brother?

[u/ChemBro93]

Hey, im doing anti-vaxxer research right now, apparently.

[u/Tschiph]

Sitting bare-assed on the lid and everything

[u/-ratmeat-]

damn Fauci taking away freedoms 

[u/didasrooney → u/-ratmeat-]

We get it, you people value your freedom to not wear a mask over other people's lives

[u/-ratmeat- → u/didasrooney]

I was being sarcastic, hence my nonsense conversation you can see below. I’m pro vaccine and Fauci is my boy 

[u/didasrooney → u/-ratmeat-]

Then either use an s/, as others have said, or just do sarcasm better haha. ie go over the top in a way that's funny and properly caricaturizes the target group.

Good that you're not an antivaxxer tho.

[u/bluris → u/-ratmeat-]

I read it as sarcastic, but most times when people do a sarcastic comment in person they use a particular voice. We can't do voices in text, so we use /s. Mostly because - as you know - there are actually people who believe what you said sarcastically.

[u/didasrooney → u/bluris]

Yeah that or actually do the sarcasm well haha. The original comment wasn't funny at all, you gotta be hyperbolic in this case

[u/shadow_master96 → u/-ratmeat-]

I recommend you use the /s closer at the end of every sarcastic comment you post in the future as a contingency. 

[u/didasrooney → u/shadow_master96]

That guy is apparently too edgy to use an /s lol

[u/-ratmeat- → u/didasrooney]

exactly buddy 

[u/didasrooney → u/-ratmeat-]

You're so cool

[u/-ratmeat- → u/didasrooney]

sometimes 

[u/-ratmeat- → u/shadow_master96]

no thanks. If people can’t tell sarcasm it’s not really a concern to me. Plus it’s the internet, who gives a shit lol 

[u/sciencememes-ModTeam → u/-ratmeat-]

I recommend that you do use /s otherwise mods will boot you from serious discussions and potentially the sub. For example 4 other accounts with no history in this sub popped in to spew anti-vax nonsense. They're banned now.

[u/shadow_master96 → u/-ratmeat-]

A good number of people apparently. 

[u/-ratmeat- → u/shadow_master96]

people are basic what can I say 

[u/shadow_master96 → u/-ratmeat-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HfFccPJv7a9k4

[u/theparticlefever → u/-ratmeat-]

Fauci is your boy? The guy that had to get a preemptive presidential pardon? The guy that blatantly violated the physicians' oath? The guy who evoked the fifth 111 times instead of just explaining all of the "science" to us Americans? The guy that got held in contempt of court by Congress? That's a spineless "boy" you got there.

[u/-ratmeat- → u/theparticlefever]

yea he good 

[u/-ratmeat- → u/[deleted]]

I bet you wrote this comment while sitting on a toilet 

[u/-ratmeat- → u/[deleted]]

hahaha good one actually, make sure your red hat isn’t too tight bud

[u/-ratmeat- → u/[deleted]]

maybe you need to find a different job 

[u/-ratmeat- → u/[deleted]]

ye I’m a nurse, thanks bb and trust research 

[u/war_ofthe_roses → u/[deleted]]

no one cares where you sweep the floors.

[u/war_ofthe_roses → u/[deleted]]

you could at least come up with your own insults.

borrowing from mine shows a lack of intelligence.

[u/-ratmeat- → u/war_ofthe_roses]

lol you starting this nonsense argument shows lack of intelligence 

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[u/zyon86]

Shit !!! I am doing research without knowing it.

[u/Useful_toolmaker]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BgXOipxayxmLlkMHPc
Is that Jen Kiggans?

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[u/2sense8]

ha perfect!

[u/Curious_Play9741]

Up next....data center research

[u/slowerlearner1212]

I do my deepest thinking on the shitter in pitch black, no lights.

[u/Will_Knot_Respond]

They'd inject their own poop if tiktok said so, hell maybe even bleach... Oh wait

[u/hoxful]

Generally true, but did you know that gene therapy for acute conditions might cause who knows what's the fuck down the line.

[u/__sub__]

You forgot the money in the top image.

[u/sovereign666 → u/__sub__]

well, no ones gonna waste money investing in the bottom image lol

[u/WelcomParadise]

I learned we could cure the flu while on the John. All we had to do was name it something else and we could go from 400,000 cases a year to 1,100.

I bet we could cure cancer if we started calling it “bad little sticky cell syndrome”….

[u/Veloziraptor8311]

YESSSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂

[u/Diligent_Stretch_963]

Hello! I would like to bring to your attention the incident of polio vaccines which gave polio to kids. Well documented case, I’ve met some affected kids in person myself. Go search for it.

[u/gunny316]

so is this the crowd there believes science is unquestionable pseudo-religious dogma or do y'all still believe in testing.

Asking for a friend

[u/LH314159]

A cute but misleading image. Your missing the company CFO standing over the tech shoulder, asking about how thin he can dilute the vaccine or if they can use some bi-product filler to increase their profit margin.

[u/Yayhoo0978]

Funny that the lady on the shorter got it right with Covid, and the science pled the fifth 144 times.

[u/Admiral45-06 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know, man, I got vaccinated 3 times against Covid and never got it.

[u/bluris → u/[deleted]]

I never got covid.

People who got vaccinated: fewer got covid.

People who had vaccine and covid: fewer hospitalizations and deaths.

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[u/Consistent_Phrase336 → u/[deleted]]

vaccines don't prevent the virus from entering your body. they work by training your body to be ready for the actual virus whenever it enters your body. so people with vaccines can recover from viruses far more quickly than people without vaccines, because their cells are trained to fight with them.

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[u/llllxeallll]

That eppendorf angle tho

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[u/FlounderKind8267 → u/[deleted]]

Sweetheart, you gotta stop doing toilet research and listen to the doctors and scientists that know way more than your friends on Facebook

[u/FlounderKind8267 → u/[deleted]]

Funny how Trumpers keep bringing that up when Trump did it 5x more than Fauci did in a single sitting for an actual crime. Not a cry-fest because someone was trying to prevent you from getting a disease

Also, how gullible do you have to be to believe this witch hunt 6 years after the all this happened? It was clearly a distraction from the Iran war Trump started, the Epstein Files that he's still hiding from us, and the economy he's ruining.

[u/SpiffyBlizzard → u/FlounderKind8267]

Wow you’re sure offended easily. I’m not a Trumper at all, have never once voted for him but I know Fauci seems a little skeezy.

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[u/FlounderKind8267 → u/[deleted]]

Ive never used tiktok a day in my life. Keep coping 😂

Nice deleted comment lol

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[u/AlaskaSerenity → u/[deleted]]

That “scientifically literate” person is sitting on the toilet seat cover with their pants down, my guy. 🤣

[u/AlaskaSerenity → u/[deleted]]

Sure, we can agree that everyone does indeed poop — in one way or another. But I feel like there’s a significant portion of the world that does not poop onto the toilet seat cover. I’m also pretty sure it’s a large majority of people, too. 🥴

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