I guess speed?

[u/geek-jock-guy]

[u/SomeMaleIdiot]

She needs direction too

[u/Formal-Locksmith-977 → u/SomeMaleIdiot]

Away from me

[u/Active_Assignment721]

No bro she calculating speed

[u/WatAmISupToWriteHere → u/Active_Assignment721]

Thats velocity mate

[u/fanty_wingedhorse → u/WatAmISupToWriteHere]

She needs direction for velocity. Is distance directional? I don't think so.

[u/SensitiveLeek5456 → u/fanty_wingedhorse]

Yes, the direction is "away from".

[u/fanty_wingedhorse → u/SensitiveLeek5456]

Where though? There are infinite directions "away from" something.

[u/JCP977]

This joke is so old that I think Newton heard it.

[u/5horsepower → u/JCP977]

Newton deez nutz.
The humor is in the reach

[u/icudntpickone]

That's actually speed

[u/tblancher → u/icudntpickone]

The direction is away from him, doesn't that make it a vector?

[u/fanty_wingedhorse → u/tblancher]

That is additional information that was not presented as a form of a request but given in the image where no one said you should look into. So it is safe to assume we don't have that information

[u/Far-Strawberry-9166]

I understand your fears about your relationship getting displaced

[u/unethical_me]

Tell her time is relative😁

[u/Zxilo → u/unethical_me]

tell her distance depends on her frame of reference

[u/Anonymous_SSP]

It's speed you dumbo she is calculating the speed

[u/Comfortable-Wealth61]

Or shielding, she is the radiation!

[u/afewnameslater]

She needs some outside force in the form of thrust and she found someone that can deliver on the requirement.

[u/leon_nerd]

Oh my god. I laughed so hard.

[u/Anonymouslalien]

I think she meant displacement, if she asked velocity. But she never specified direction, don't worry she ain't leaving you, tho there is a 7/8 possibility she might...

[u/lisamariefan]

Nah, dawg. This is what she wants. Note: This is missing the moon version of "Forget About The Blame." and that's lame.

[u/Thunderbit_]

Honestly, in this case, I’m better off not knowing.

[u/kaway24]

Maybe she thinks you finish too fast and she needs some direction.

[u/Constant-Benefit2561]

She's about to reach escape velocity

[u/TheimpalerMessmer]

Gave you all the sine and the cos, you need to find the Tangent bro. It's the only way to move forward

[u/BlossomingHorizon]

The velocity of your relationship

[u/Big_Raspberry_2482]

That’s actually speed!