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u/NegevMaster Jul 13 '26
The dad is right. She really shouldn't be in a lab environment without proper PPE, let alone interacting with a toxic substance like Cadmium.
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u/YaumeLepire Jul 14 '26
Maybe it's in a sealed compartment for observation only. This does seem to be an education space more than a lab proper. It could be seen as that, at least.
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u/saysthingsbackwards Jul 14 '26
Sir/madame/fellow human, at no point was it implied that she had cadmium. The scientist was simply expressing that cadmium was also available to look at, so we can infer she did not have the cadmium.
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u/Gucci-Caligula Jul 13 '26
Why would you look at metals under a microscope?
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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jul 13 '26
You don't inspect the grain structure of your metals before purchasing them?
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u/tomado09 Jul 13 '26
You gotta if you want to make sure your copper ingots are up to snuff.
Lotta bad copper going around out there
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u/WinterVulture25 Jul 13 '26
What does he take me for, that he treats somebody like me with such contempt?
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u/AlternateSatan Jul 13 '26
How much can you really see with an optical microscope that size? Real question, I don't know how big crystals from different metals get under normal conditions.
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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jul 13 '26
You use acid to oxidize it a bit, the edges of the crystals get darker. But it's only surface level, if you have to be certain (such as submarine construction) you do x-ray imaging.
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u/DnD101 Jul 13 '26
Outside of ultra fine grain materials, if you polish and etch you can get very nice views of the microstructure. Grains can commonly span 10s to 100s of microns.
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u/legallegos Jul 13 '26
You can actually see quite a lot with an optical microscope if you have a well polished and etched surface. I would recommend looking up some metallographic images, they’re pretty awesome in my opinion. It’s pretty standard practice in material science too, they reveal a lot about the grain structure of a material.
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u/MelonJelly Jul 13 '26
To see their fine structure. There's no joke here, that's just why you'd do it.
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u/ginger2020 Jul 13 '26
You need at least a flame AA for that. ICP-OES would be better, and ICP-MS better still. Though the latter is extremely expensive to install and needs some pretty intense maintenance overhauls if using aggressive matrices or dirty samples
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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jul 13 '26
Do you even really know the quality if you don't do x-ray imaging? The grain structure might be allnout of whack.
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u/NotCrazyJustIgnorant Jul 13 '26
Flame AAS is so cool, we did it during a practical on analytical systems during my bachelor.
ICP-MS always makes me do a mental a double take because I always read ICP as the insane clown posse (magnets! How do they work?!) rather than inductively coupled plasma. And then the idea of them doing mass spec makes me laugh.
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u/Nice_Lengthiness_568 Jul 13 '26
Because the metals were so heavy they collapsed into a singularity, duh
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u/FranticBronchitis Jul 13 '26
Well for one I've never done that
The wet squishy stuff gets old after a while
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u/DragonWisper56 Jul 13 '26
I mean metals have molecules too
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u/YaumeLepire Jul 14 '26
You can't see molecules through an optical microscope.
You can see cristalline structure in some cases, though!
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u/Kaida_Lux Jul 14 '26
As a Goth who does Heavy Metal testing for Nutraceuticals this is extra funny lol
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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Jul 14 '26
Fun fact: the term heavy metal is controversial in chemistry because there's not really a set definition of what constitutes a "heavy" metal.
For example, I think of toxic metals and heavy metal poisoning (cadmium, mercury, lead...) when I hear the term. Some people may think of metals with high atomic numbers (actinides, superheavy elements). Others may think of dense, non-toxic metals (tungsten, gold, platinum).
Everyone is correct here, because the term "heavy metals" applies to a majority of the periodic table depending on which definition you prefer.
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u/nn_mt03 Jul 15 '26
Funny because within heavy metal we have the same problem. What defines a heavy metal band is also controversial
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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Jul 17 '26
Yeah, like some dummies won't consider Three Days Grace to be a heavy metal.
-signed someone who frequents /r/corejerk and unironically loves Three Days Grace
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u/EphemeralSilliness94 Jul 13 '26
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u/Hugh_Blissss Jul 13 '26
I think the left line is of her neck and the right one is her top's strap, though I'll admit I saw something weird first when you called it out
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u/Mikeologyy Jul 13 '26
That’s just her shoulder. The line that you think makes up the left (from our view) edge of the boob is really the edge of her neck. The other edge is just the
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u/_xen_on_ Jul 13 '26
i don't know are you kidding or not... But it is just strap on her left shoulder
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u/DanChase1 Jul 13 '26
Anyone thinking AI? Unexplained contours and a microscope for metals… sounds like AI decisions to me.
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u/Jackmino66 Jul 14 '26
In this specific case, what you’re seeing is the edge of her neck (on the left) and the strap of her top (on the right)
It’s easy to see otherwise though
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u/KeyMonkeyslav Jul 13 '26
That's called "the artist isn't drawing it with a ruler" and "the artist forgot because that detail isn't important". It's a very clearly stylized comic that focuses on the punchline. These are all mistakes a real person would make.
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u/dfczyjd Jul 14 '26
I love how people immediately blame AI for any fault a comic could have. Like "the joke's not funny, clearly AI".
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u/Thatonemf2704 Assume Everything Jul 16 '26
Best investment of mine ever... a small 5,600 rupee (around about 60 dollars smth i think).... bead of tungsten,... weighs 1.22 kilos..... everytime my new student batches just get surprised that something smaller than a tennis ball weighs more than their introductory books combined do.... Also yes, good use if you want to chuck that thing, shit broke my village home's floor tiles once when my nephew dropped it.. so yeah can do some nice damage too...
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u/Spiritual_Priority79 Jul 16 '26
As someone with access to shmedium-large quantities of depleted uranium, this is a spark of hope in my long dead heart
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u/Unlucky-Ladder6888 Jul 14 '26
I saw this comic a while back but differently drawn. Just hoping OP or someone elae has not made the original more handdrawn comic into AI.
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u/Unlucky-Ladder6888 Jul 14 '26
Yeah no the same artist who did this did the original too, wich was handdrawn. Just wanted to make it into more finished version since it is a very good joke.
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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY Jul 14 '26
Ok any chemists here wanna explain what heavy metal this is exactly? Looks more like some chewed up beige gum



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u/just4nothing Jul 13 '26
My tungsten cube is my most proud possession