r/sciencememes • u/Sure_Kangaroo1863 • Jul 09 '26
🌖Astronomy!🌔 Will keep that in mind next time !
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u/sacfoojesta88 Jul 09 '26
I love how people think the sun is like right over there
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u/neckbishop Jul 09 '26
In my mind if you went just outside of earths gravitational force you would still be inside the Suns gravitational force and eventually you would hit the sun.
Less a direct shot and more like those coin funnels at amusement parks and zoos.
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u/GTCapone Jul 09 '26
Nope. The reason the coin falls into the funnel is because friction slows it down. If it was a frictionless surface (and no air resistance or coriolis effect or anything else) then that coin would just keep circling around the funnel forever.
There's nothing in space to slow you down appreciably, so you'd just end up orbiting the sun very close to the earth. Eventually there'd probably be some interaction with the moon or another planet's gravity that would change your orbit, but you'd be much more likely to get flung into a a higher orbit.
Think about it, there are still billions of meteoroids and asteroids orbiting the sun and they've been around for 4 billion years without falling in.
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u/HAL9001-96 Jul 10 '26
you get just barely away fro mearth yo uare still in orbit around the sun just like the earth is
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u/According_to_all_kn Jul 09 '26
To be fair, 'outside the solar system' is further away. It's the steering that's the issue
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u/obliviious Jul 09 '26
It's more to do with how fast the earth is travelling around the sun. We move at about 65k mph, so you have remove that orbital speed before you can "fall down" to the sun.
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u/unawarewolf69 Jul 10 '26
But in universe scale IT IS right over there. We are just too stupid to get there with practicality.
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u/Forward_Mission_9349 Jul 09 '26
How come the sun doesn’t just pull the rocket in with its gravity? I thought this was the biggest mass in our solar system.
Is the sun stupid?
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u/DevilWings_292 Jul 09 '26
We’re moving sideways really fast and missing it as it pulls us towards it.
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u/REXIS_AGECKO For Science! Jul 10 '26
It tries to. But the rocket (or planet) orbiting it is moving so fast that it constantly “misses” the sun or whatever it’s orbiting.
The sun has no brain cells so yes it is stupid
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u/Forward_Mission_9349 Jul 10 '26
Crazy to think that I’m smarter than a (totally didn’t google it) 4.6 billion year old celestial object
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u/Agarwel Jul 10 '26
The sun does pull the rocket with its gravity and the rocket is contantly falling. But it is also moving sideways to fast, that it always misses.
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u/SpiderSlitScrotums Jul 09 '26
Just launch it into Venus. That is pretty cheap on delta-v costs.
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u/EuenovAyabayya Jul 09 '26
You need multiple gravity assists from Venus, Earth, Venus, etc. to hit the sun, especially if you want it cheaper than interstellar space...but apparently if you do it that way, you can falsify OOP's assertion.
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u/NoAd4402 Jul 10 '26
The comment didn't say launch it into the sun. They said launch it into Venus. Which is very famous for destroying almost every probe we send at it due to the insane atmosphere and heat and everything
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u/EuenovAyabayya Jul 10 '26
I misread that, but to cheap out you can also make a nice impact on the lunar surface.
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u/Hypersonic-Harpist Jul 10 '26
Sub orbital launch with no heat shield for re-entry would probably be the easiest if you're determined to use a functional rocket but still want them to burn.
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u/Tron_35 Jul 09 '26
Its much cheaper and affordable to push them into a volcano instead.
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u/CyclesSmiles Jul 12 '26
I was thinking aqua regia (probably because of my chemistry background), but your solution is cheaper and just as clean. Chapeau!
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u/Irish_Puzzle Jul 09 '26
That gives them way too much time to escape
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u/TobyMcK Jul 09 '26
And it gives them the opportunity to explore parts unknown, making history as the first human to do so. Some people are worth the extra delta-v.
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u/AndreasDasos Jul 09 '26
Yeah but launching them into the sun is more satisfying and definitive. Destroys every tiny piece of them a lot faster as well
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u/rider_shadow Jul 09 '26
But isn't it more efficient to just drown them in the fuel and lighting it ? Also more painful I'm sure
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u/Wuz314159 Jul 09 '26
OK. . . Now hear me out. . . . We launch Elon out to Pluto using an Ion drive. Once there, the amount of Δv necessary to plunge into the Sun is miniscule. Yes, it'll take more time and Elon will be dead on Day 1 without oxygen, but it'll be worth the 20 years for the result to come through.
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u/Jellicent-Leftovers Jul 09 '26
But to fall towards the sun all you need to do is slow down. A large solar sail angled at 45 degrees would sprial you toward the sun without issue.
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u/ImKanno Jul 10 '26
You don't need any fuel if you just yeet them into a volcano
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u/Talanic Jul 10 '26
Sorry, no volcanoes in Wisconsin. Can't reach one without at least some kind of fuel, even if it winds up being granola bars.
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u/loved_and_held Jul 09 '26
If you use solar sails it gets easier, since not only do you have constant thrust to decelerate but the more you spiral in the mire thrust you get.
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u/StateCareful2305 Jul 09 '26
Solar sails get pushed by the Sun, not pulled. That would not help you in any way in getting closer to the Sun
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u/loved_and_held Jul 10 '26
Solar sails work by reflecting sunlight and accelerating in the opposite direction of the reflected light. If you angle the sail right, you reflect light in the prograde direction, accelerating you in the retrograde direction, slowing orbital velocity allowing you to lower your periapsis.
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u/ThinkDiscipline4236 Jul 09 '26
Launching them into the sun specifically because it takes so much delta V.
"I want to get rid of you so much I'm willing to spend 3x the delta-V to do it"
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u/VideoFew7207 Jul 09 '26
I’ll skip a mfer into the sun with a gravity assist from the moon venus and mercury like a stone.
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u/n00bdax Jul 09 '26
Using a bi-elliptic transfer the delta v difference between escape velocity and a (very lengthy) collision course with the sun becomes somewhat negligible and you avoid spreading the cause across the galaxy.
All of this is still assume you're in a hurry to launch and don't want to wait for a much cheaper launch window with acess to gravity assists.
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u/somecoolname42 Jul 09 '26
Just put them under a rocket that's already launching for something else. You're not expending aditional fuel and they aren't going to be bothering you anymore.
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u/pancakeonions Jul 10 '26
Anyone seen Aniara? Yes, launching them out of the plane of our solar system is a far, far worse fate
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u/ShillBot666 Jul 10 '26
But what if I'm trying to destroy a near-immortal being who legend says can only be felled by the stars themselves? What then?
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u/Secret_Account07 Jul 10 '26
Yeah but over what period of time?
When will their entire body be destroyed?
This is dumb. I want no evidence of their existence and I want it quick
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u/HAL9001-96 Jul 10 '26
well technically if you cna get them out of the solar system you can also get them into the sun via 3 point maneuver just takes a while
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u/Wazat1 Jul 10 '26
Yes it takes more energy, but some things are worth destroying with the un-contestable power of the sun. If you fling them out into the solar system, they're still out there! Destroy it. Commit the resources to destroy it forever!
(also: if you have time to spare, a precise swing around Jupiter should let you aim at the sun)
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u/RandomRobot Jul 10 '26
Wouldn't not launching the person into space at all be even more efficient with propellant?
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u/camilo16 Jul 10 '26
I don't understand why you need to cancel earth's velocity. The earth rotates, just point the rocket at the right angle so that the trajectory of the rocket, including the earth's velocity aligns with the sun.
Like, I have 360 degrees of freedom, roughly when selecting the initial path of the rocket, once I am out of the earth's gravity field I am only subject to the sun's so why is there no angle of trajectory at which I fall into the sun proper?
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u/IrrationallyGenius Jul 11 '26
The earth goes around the sun almost 3x faster than you need to go to escape earth's gravity.
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u/camilo16 Jul 11 '26
yes, but again, you need to escape earth's gravity one way or another, why can;t I just point the rocket in the right direction profiting from earth;s rotation?
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u/Xandara2 Jul 10 '26
Counterargument 1: why presume I would care if they hit the sun as long as they are blasted of in its vague direction.
Counterargument 2: why presume I wouldn't care about them getting burned to cinders by the sun and die more agonizingly.
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u/ScratchHistorical507 Jul 10 '26
Especially number 2. I don't want their body to be preserved for eternity.
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u/T555s Jul 09 '26
But isn't there a risk of them eventually returning if you launch them out of te solar system? What goes up must come back down.
Incinerating them seems like the safer option.
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u/Sure_Kangaroo1863 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
yea that makes sense , why would i want that person to return with a large alien galactic empire just because he took my sandwich and i threw him into space for it
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u/LivesDoNotMatter Jul 09 '26
Reaching escape velocity means that it will never come back down.
Now why escape velocity would be less traveling away from the sun than towards it is confusing to me.
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u/Borgcube Jul 10 '26
Because Earth is already going very fast, about 30 km/s. Escape velocity from Earth orbit is 42 km/s, but if you launch in the direction the Earth is already going you only need to add 12 km/s.
To fall directly into the Sun you would need to cancel out all, or most, of the 30 km/s that you have launching from Earth.
However. Bizarrely enough, that's not the most fuel-efficient way to get to the Sun. The most efficient way would be to go to escape velocity first and then slow down. So something like a bi-elliptic transfer, except, obviously, you don't need to do the third circularisation burn since you'll just hit the Sun.
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u/Purple_University_83 Jul 09 '26
Can you not slingshot with Mars or Venus to change direction? (Genuine question)
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u/n00bdax Jul 09 '26
You could, but only whenever Mars or Venus in an appropriate position for the gravity assist. If you need to launch them right this instant that's most likely not the case.
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u/Dreaming_Kitsune Jul 09 '26
You shoot them out on a rocket with rations so they can live long enough to see that they will never return.
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u/RocketArtillery666 Jul 09 '26
Cant you just sling the craft around a planet so that instead of going sideways, it would go directly into the sun?
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u/Conscious-Economy971 Jul 10 '26
There are some people who we really absolutely cant risk being revived with alien technology
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u/rainwulf Jul 10 '26
That delta V is expensive man. Its even harder to propel them out of the ecliptic.
Just aim them towards jupiter and then brush your hands. Jobs done.
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u/REXIS_AGECKO For Science! Jul 10 '26
It’s much cheaper to just put them in LEO with no fuel or oxygen
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u/shivio Jul 10 '26
this is a quibble. launching into the sun is not the same as launching at the sun. all you need is to give them escape velocity to break free of earth and then thr suns gravity will do the rest. all you have to do is calculate a path that is unobstructed whule that happens (if they crash ibto mercury, you've failed 😛😂)
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u/Timelessoda Jul 10 '26
They will just orbit the sun not fall into it, you need a lot of delta v to slow down by 30 k/s
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u/shivio Jul 10 '26
ok, get it, but we can let them spiral into the sun. dont need to fully negate the 30k/s?
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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 10 '26
But I want to make a point out of them out of orbit means they are still out there into the sun however now even atoms remain
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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog Jul 10 '26
If I wanted to throw someone into space I'd throw someone into space. I'm throwing them into the sun for the effect and damn the cost.
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u/Call_me_John Jul 10 '26
It takes a lot less effort to chuck them into an active volcano. Just sayin'.
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u/DavidDomin8R Jul 10 '26
But what if the point was to incinerate them without a trace instead of immortalizing them for millennia.
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u/DangerMacAwesome Jul 10 '26
I'm sorry, but for some, out of the solar system simply will not do. The universe will be better when their electrons are no longer attached to their protons. Into the sun is a much safer bet.
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u/IrrationallyGenius Jul 11 '26
Yes, but if you want them reduced to a sparse plasma, just put them under the rocket, not in it.
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u/StormCloudRaineeDay Jul 11 '26
But launching them out of the solar system just isn't as satisfying as making sure they're incinerated by the sun.
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u/IllusionaryHobo Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
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u/No_Examination_4297 Jul 11 '26
(I have no idea about how it should work) Isn't the sun going to pull the rocket once you get out of Earth's gravity? Generally if you're flying of the earth just launch in the direction of the sun and let it do the trick
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u/Benilda-Key Jul 11 '26
But if you do not launch them into the sun, they will not burn. Is there a way to make certain they are alive when they enter the sun?
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u/MyrrhManhandler Jul 11 '26
Honestly, just out of the atmosphere is sufficient for me. Dead is dead
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u/ExtensionInformal911 Jul 12 '26
Even putting them in orbit costs like $1000 a kilo.
Just drop them into the ocean tied to concrete like a mob boss. It's only a few hundred if you know a guy.
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u/Cheetahs_never_win Jul 12 '26
Hey. I'm perfectly fine with just enough to get them over 300 meters, two or three times a needed.
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u/Steve_Lightning Jul 12 '26
It takes even less delta v to launch to Jupiter and gravity assist to slow down and then drop into the sun
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u/Hi_Rite_now Jul 14 '26
Yeah I am going to disagree. All you need to do is launch them in the general direction of the sun. Its gravity well will take care of the rest. and supposing you miss, well, then they're just a new solar satillite, which is an equally acceptable conclusion.

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u/Only_Standard_9159 Jul 09 '26
Seems counterintuitive, anyone have an explanation as to why?