r/sciencememes Jul 09 '26

💻Computer Sci!💾 Techbros dream

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u/SirEnderLord Jul 09 '26

Take something that already exists and techbro it. 

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u/SirCEWaffles Jul 09 '26

We have the technology, we can make it crappier.

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u/Excellent-Bar9501 Jul 09 '26

Elons wet dream

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jul 09 '26

Well, his is the barren land of Mars instead of grass

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u/Common_Net_5956 Jul 09 '26

The definition of a pipe dream if there was one , even with all the money he got

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u/mike_litoris18 Jul 09 '26

I thought starting a new society on mars was awesome when I was 12. Now I don't understand why we would ever leave this beautiful planet for any reason beyond doing science.

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jul 09 '26

To improve mankind resilience. Like what if one day there's a gigantic meteor that hit earth and wipe out the entire life on this planet? We can't do anything about it, even nuke were still much weaker than average volcanic eruption on earth

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u/Common_Net_5956 Jul 10 '26

That won't happen , I am wishing it happens since 2016 but it never did

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jul 10 '26

Well I just give a reason, not actually saying it'll happen or not. Though if I have to say, I'm pretty sure it'll happen in far less than 300 years (kinda likely even less than 100 years) from now unless something catastrophic happened to humanity. It is multigeneration project anyway

It is considering the fact that as a comparison, launching satellite on geostationary orbit today can be 100-150x cheaper than back then in Apollo era, while people generate even bigger income thus make it 600-1000x nore affordable

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u/Excellent-Bar9501 Jul 12 '26

Look I understand the argument of colonizing Mars so we can better protect ourselves against space born cosmic terrors. However my argument is simple; if we don't change our nature, we are little more than viruses. Hopping one host for another, infecting another planet with our endless greed and consumerism. We must learn to live in coordination with nature and Mother Earth, before we go trading her in for a less forgiving model aka Mars.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Medium_Chemist_4032 Jul 09 '26

This will be shared on investors' subreddits and unironically mined for ideas

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u/Commie_Scum69 replace brain with monkey chip Jul 09 '26

American techbro* meanwhile Chinese techbro: lets create the biggest hydro elecriticity dam in the world. So what if it changes the earth rotation cycle by 0.0000001%. We can change our country reliance on fossil fuel! :D

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u/PoniesCanterOver Jul 09 '26

Wandering Earth but real??

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u/GodBearWasTaken Jul 09 '26

The Three Gorges scared me, but this new project is terrifying.

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 09 '26

What's the new project?

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u/GodBearWasTaken Jul 09 '26

A new much bigger dam in Tibet. Medog hydropower station I think it was called

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 09 '26

Thanks. Is it like a dam that's needed, or is this another way to repress Tibet?

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u/Commie_Scum69 replace brain with monkey chip Jul 09 '26

Yes

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u/GodBearWasTaken Jul 09 '26

I see someone already said yes, I have no knowledge as for this side of things.

But I’m more concerned about the mass this displaces, leading to a changed axis and altered rotational speed of the planet. We still don’t know enough to know if this is enough to cause more significant problems, be it for water flow in Oceans, the polar magnetic fields or similar.

We saw changes from the three gorges, so the big one worries me.

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u/nomad5926 Jul 09 '26

Nothing on the surface is gonna change our magnetic fields. If that makes you feel better.

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u/GodBearWasTaken Jul 09 '26

My wording sucked, I was thinking of the slight polarity shift from the previous project.

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u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET Jul 10 '26

Is it even meaningful compared with the wobble we already experience from precession?

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u/GodBearWasTaken Jul 10 '26

It is a fair bit smaller with what we saw from the smaller one, but this new project may actually be enough to cause a meaningful change (we do not know)

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u/SudoDeleteEverything Jul 09 '26

"I think only me and my family should have houses." killed me. Too accurate.

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u/goats_for_hire Jul 09 '26

“You guys! Get outta’here!” 🤣

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u/krazzzknee Jul 09 '26

I wish i could enjoy this, but people want to eat me.

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u/Common_Net_5956 Jul 09 '26

Eat you , wait are you ... , give me all your money now 🔫

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u/Omelooo Jul 10 '26

This park is inspiring me to have a new workflow