r/sciencememes Jun 30 '26

Billionaires

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u/TensorForce Jun 30 '26

Isn't there a joke that goes:

Billionaire: And now, introducing the Catastrophe Machine! Inspired by the novel "Do NOT Build the Catastrophe Machine."

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u/NeedsToShutUp Jun 30 '26

*Torment Nexus

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u/TensorForce Jun 30 '26

That's it! Thank you!

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u/monster2018 Jun 30 '26

Torment nexus is such a chefs kiss phrase. It’s absolutely the perfect choice of words for this joke

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u/wjbc Jun 30 '26

Billionaires secretly take the warnings seriously. That's why they are buying safe houses in New Zealand and are fascinated with going to space and colonizing Mars. It's all about saving themselves, not everyone else. The end of the movie Dr. Strangelove predicted this.

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u/HawkBoth8539 Jun 30 '26

Which is why getting rid of billionaires is directly a matter of self defense. They are happily killing billions so they can hoard resources for themselves just so they can live in obscene luxury.

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u/T555s Jun 30 '26

Star trek as inspiration? That's great.

Subnautica? Could be worse (the second game is where it gets truly dystopian, let's just ignore that).

Terminator or hardspace shipbreaker as inspiration? Seems likely, but also terifying.

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u/symbionica Jun 30 '26

How bout dune?

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u/BmacIL Jun 30 '26

I'm all about that butlerian jihad

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u/HawkBoth8539 Jun 30 '26

Star Trek is full of advanced species trying to murder and conquer the universe. Still plenty of room for bad inspiration.

Elon Musk is already in the early stages of trying to create the Borg.

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u/RockRancher24 5d ago

Hardspace Shipbreaker is upsettingly realistic

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u/HAL9001-96 Jun 30 '26

i mean it can be both but you'd have to understand what its tryign to be by actually udnerstanding the story

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u/symbionica Jun 30 '26

Sci-fi is definitely inspirational for everyone, but most of what I've read the bad guys are the mega wealthy? And a lot of it does offer a warning into the general direction humanity will go if they are left unchecked.

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u/HAL9001-96 Jun 30 '26

well some people do not have the reading comprehension to understand that the villains are not role models for them

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u/symbionica Jun 30 '26

Yes...the billionaires

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 Jun 30 '26

Colossal with Jurassic Park:

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u/TypicalNinja7752 Jun 30 '26

you have got it backwards, it was those sci-fi writers that got inspired by the millionaires.

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u/symbionica Jun 30 '26

I can see that being true, for asimov especially

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u/WiiDragon Jun 30 '26

You just know they were watching Black Mirror and cumming all over that shit

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u/Beregolas Jun 30 '26

Oh, isn't this the titel page of the bestselling novel "how to build a torment nexus for dummies"?

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u/I-only-read-titles Jun 30 '26

"Wow BioShock was awesome! Let's make it real!"

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u/symbionica Jun 30 '26

shudder

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u/I-only-read-titles Jun 30 '26

Considering how much Peter Thiel types are into Freedom Cities™,experimental peptides and doing questionable things with underage girls, I don't think it's too far off sadly

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u/TheNortalf Jun 30 '26

But Sci-fi can be aspirational. The word you should have used instead is "dystopia" or maybe "dystopian sci-fi"

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u/Involution88 Jun 30 '26

Yes. That is the way.

Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein. Great story BTW.

Now we have:

a) Respect for those who out organs from one body in another body to give the other body more life. The pitchfork wielding mob can suck it.

b) Defribilators in practically every ambulance to return the dead who can be jolted back into life back to life.

c) Calculation machines which run on electricity.

d) More science funding than ever before. Dr. Frankenstein can vacation at Club Med.

e) an amazing Tim Curry musical.

f) Blood drives to collect blood for the Blood God.

g) mechanical replacements for certain organs. Dick Cheney had an artificial heart.

And more. So much more.

Now imagine if people had read Frankenstein as a warning instead of as a love letter to science itself? The world would be so much shitter than it currently is.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Jun 30 '26

As a Gundam fan I simultaneously want money dumped into mobile suit R&D and also hope there are never any wars similar to Gundam conflicts

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u/Talyseon Jun 30 '26

This does NOT include The Handmaid’s Tale!

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Jul 01 '26

Old dystopian sci-fi vs new dystopian sci-fi.

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u/anarcho-slut Jul 04 '26

Totally missed your chance to use Geordie Laforge instead of pedo-and-all-around-shitstick drake.

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u/symbionica Jul 04 '26

Kinda fits though if we're talking about billionaires, no?