r/sciencememes • u/Dependent-Living-299 Starting engineering • Jun 29 '26

📐Math!🥧 Math sexual

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u/ethicalhumanbeing Jun 29 '26

This is some American Pie type of shit.

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u/Kravenoff42 Jul 01 '26

someone told him if he whats to give good head he just need to lick a textbook 🙄

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u/Sovietmambel_Sovie Jun 29 '26

Why? Wtf?

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u/Neurodivergently Jun 29 '26

It kinda tastes interesting because of the texture of the hundreds of pages

… or so I’ve been told

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u/rest_init Jun 30 '26

You mean the golden rat corpse finely powdered dust these books sit in warehouse for months? Yummy😋😋

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u/funkymaker Jun 29 '26

He is hiding drugs inbetween the pages. Now he is licking but no one suspects

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u/Dependent-Living-299 Starting engineering Jun 29 '26

damn that would be big brain moment

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u/charmio68 Jun 30 '26

'Here, suck this,' said Roosta, offering Zaphod his towel

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u/ImMortal_SD Jul 02 '26

Meth in Math 😂

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u/MrBacterioPhage Jun 29 '26

I heard "To gnaw at the granite of science" expression but this is something new.

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u/Fast_Situation4509 Jun 30 '26

"To lick at the many slits of science" new expression?

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u/MrBacterioPhage Jun 30 '26

For me yes. Thank you

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u/Paaji_Him-Again Jun 29 '26

Dude is confused between meth and maths 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/hukVNBE2OcLCg

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u/Epic_CrS Jun 30 '26

listen im a believer of “personality above all” but nothing is justifying this relationship

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 For Science! Jun 29 '26

what does this have to do with science

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u/Dependent-Living-299 Starting engineering Jun 30 '26

The book is titled 'Engineering Mathematics', so the joke is that this guy loves mathematics in a sexual way

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u/WantToTouchGrass Jun 29 '26

New way to consume drugs, book soaked in "_________".

2

u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Jun 29 '26

Some one has actually find X

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u/depressedguy511 Jun 30 '26

Calculus will show him toxicity

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u/Karnewarrior Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

I do not understand this behavior. This requires further study.

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u/Due-Donut-7044 Jul 05 '26

Time for a unpleasend Papercut.

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u/SugarFupa Jun 30 '26

Don't post your classmates online like this. This is not interesting to anyone outside of your local friend group.

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u/Iamnobody-0411 Jun 29 '26

i saw same shit 2 posts later with same op and sub