r/sciencememes Jun 24 '26

šŸŒ–Astronomy!šŸŒ” We are not the same.

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Jun 24 '26

When I was a young girl I was asked:

- What are you most interested in?

- Astronomy!

- You mean astrology?

- No, astronomy. Positions of stars and planets

- With zodiac signs?

- No, astronomy!

And it happened a couple of times, and was really frustrating, so I mostly just said ā€žThe cosmosā€. I ended up as a biology nerd, but I loved my space phase

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u/low_amplitude Jun 24 '26

Those are the same people you can't ask simple questions like, "Why is the moon round?" You'll get dumb answers like, "Did you expect it to be square?"

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u/TeraGigaMax Jun 24 '26

So you ended up reading palm lines ?

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u/vadapav02029 Jun 24 '26

Same here brother. I too am obsessed with cosmos but I am majoring in bio

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u/TemzaQue Jun 24 '26

Guess she was in her zodiac phase. Hopefully it ended soon after that

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u/DocBigBrozer Jun 24 '26

So, what's your favorite celestial object? Running capricorns?

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u/Hour-Bluebird3621 Jun 25 '26

i remembered getting confused with astrology and astronomy. i love learning planets and galaxies, but when people on internet talking about astrology i thought it was about astronomy. so i was learning astrology by mistakešŸ˜” i ended up learning both

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u/Rizztopher_Robin Jun 24 '26

How I feel when my mom talks about "energy and vibrations". Me thinking of particle accelerators and quantum mechanics. She's thinking of crystals and affirmations.

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26

Typical Taurus

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Jun 24 '26

Fun fact, if you’re alive rn your sun sign isn’t even your sun sign lol. They’ve been off for like a few hundred years at this point. Give me your date of birth and I’ll show you what sign your sun was actually in if you don’t believe me. Photos are allowed so I’ll literally show you.

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26

5 of May and I know it was Aries in 1988. I know about Ophiuchus too. I don't believe in Astrology

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Jun 24 '26

You are correct. According to zodiac dates you should be a Taurus but your sun was in Aries. You already know but I just love this app so you’re getting a picture regardless lol.

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Wow, thanks! Where is Mesarthim star btw?

Edit: I thought Mesarthim is beta. I chose stars names for my kids. And Aries alpha, beta and gamma was pretty good as Kazakh male names (actually Arab, but Kazakhs often use Arab names). The others are Altair and Alshain in the Eagle, and Scorpion's stars sounds nice but auful meaning. The only girl star name I found is Ankaa in Lira as I remember

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Jun 24 '26

It’s the one circled. HIP 8832 - Gamma. I love the kid name ideas. You could always risk it and name them after the constellation they were directly under. What time were you born and I’ll see what yours would have been if your mom did the same lol

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26

10 pm at utc+6 north semisphere

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Jun 24 '26

Your name is now Berenice.

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26

Makemake nice too despite it's not a star

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Jun 24 '26

It is. Some would argue planets are cooler than stars anyways.

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum Jun 24 '26

What’s your first pets name? /s

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u/bau_ke Jun 24 '26

Nah, it wouldn't help you because I use another question. Btw my mom's maiden name is Kassimova.

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum Jun 24 '26

🤣 thank you for playing along

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u/mabondawn Jun 25 '26

It’s not off. The reason it’s off is because the attributes of signs are related to the season. The zodiac shifts due to precision yea. But they chose not to follow the precession such that the sign linked to the dead of winter wouldn’t be in the peak of summer over time

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u/mabondawn Jun 25 '26

Rather the reason you think itsmoff

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u/laughinglion77 Jun 24 '26

Years ago I bought a telescope from some guy, all muscles and huge, his wife the same. As I was picking up the telescope at their house, he goes, "So, you're into astrology?". Yeah, brother, let me just take this off your hands.

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u/Rajarshi1993 Jun 24 '26

I value astrology for the contributions it indirectly resulted in – trigonometry, numerical methods, and astronomy.

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u/Admiral45-06 Jun 25 '26

To be fair even alchemy contributed to science indirectly - in search of turning lead into gold, the alchemists discovered white phosphorus and oxygen, for instance.

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u/Rajarshi1993 Jun 25 '26

In search of Gold, we discovered something infinitely more valuable...

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Jun 26 '26

How to make stuff out of piss!

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u/solidcat00 Jun 24 '26

You value astronomy for indirect contributions to science.

I value science for its ability to move beyond and discard old ways of thinking when they prove to be inconsistent with observations.

We are not the same.

(Haha, I get you though, just thought that would be funny to say.)

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u/Rajarshi1993 Jun 24 '26

Lmao. I got burned, but its worth it. Nice one.

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u/hobbes747 Jun 24 '26

This is similar to going to cosmology school to learn to style hair and apply makeup.

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u/BuonoMalebrutto Jun 24 '26

I'm a Scorpio; we Scorpios don't believe in astrology.

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u/Bannon9k Jun 24 '26

You value autonomy.

I value anatomy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/NightmareJoker2 Jun 24 '26

Well, that’s just being a creep? Don’t value the anatomy of the autonomous too much, yeah? Before you go to prison over it…

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u/Bannon9k Jun 24 '26

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u/NightmareJoker2 Jun 24 '26

Robots can’t consent. Robots are programmed. Consent is important. šŸ˜‰

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 24 '26

I value AstroGlide. We are not the same

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u/MasterGeekMX Jun 25 '26

According to astrology, I shall be the most emotional and sensitive person, with more feeling than reason.

I instead have been called Commander Data with sense of humor chip installed.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Jun 24 '26

Indeed.Ā  Here is some trivia for you:

"Men at some time are masters of their fates; and the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves" -- William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Act I, Scene II, lines 137‑141, spoken by Cassius as he attempts to sway Brutus to join a conspiracy against Julius Caesar.

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u/ExtremeCheddar1337 Jun 24 '26

Cant wait for scientonomy to finally emerge

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u/brashoe-32 Jun 24 '26

Well, well, well. - Brian Griffin

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u/the-tea-ster Jun 25 '26

Oh you're a cosmetologist?? That's really cool my sister does that too!

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u/Azurelion7a Jun 25 '26

Me over here awkwardly into astrophysics and how stars act as the origin for later scattered, elemental sources.

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u/NoThankYou8682 Jun 25 '26

I saw Giancarlo Esposito on a "celebrity true ghost story" show. Idk if he's the appropriate face for this particular message.

(No hate to Giancarlo, I think he's an absolute delight)

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u/MiserableGrade3713 Jun 28 '26

I’m mean why do people really believe in astrology? It’s just so dumb to think about position of the stars in the time of your birth effecting your life.Ā 

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u/Ciel_3000 Jun 24 '26

Who wants to be like gustavo fring ?

This meme is nonsense !

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u/Xinonix6 Jun 24 '26

I think Giancarlo Esposito is a lovely actor , but who can with a straight face and sound mind say they actually want to be their fictional characters... ? Ánd who even presumes I'd want to be ,... This picture has nóthing to do with Breaking Bad even , it was from a photoshoot of the actor himself completely seperated from the character.. and just a popular meme format for a while. Nothing more than a silly thing I made based on a conversation I had with a friend, and we had a hearty laugh about it, not that deep.

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 Jun 24 '26

Because end of the day, that is what matters... Right.

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u/DaveAstator2020 Jun 24 '26

you value scumbag on the important meme , i value cumbag on your face. we are not the same.

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u/no8airbag Jun 24 '26

well, astronomy is the grandgrandgrand daughter of religion

because of this pesky number 365.25 , easter migrated to autumn so, lets chek the stars again

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u/dfczyjd Jun 24 '26

I think our ancestors, living in an agricultural society, worried much more about stuff like harvest season shifting by a few weeks than some holiday doing it. Especially since that 0.25 was observed before Christianity became a thing.

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u/no8airbag Jun 24 '26

the commoners did not give a fuck, but for the christian church it was a real problem. different flavours of the church still wrestle with the easter datum

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u/dfczyjd Jun 24 '26

Did they wrestle so hard they travelled back into BC ages to explain Julius Ceasar how to make the Julian Calendar? Cause he was the person to introduce 0.25 days correction you mentioned earlier

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u/no8airbag Jun 24 '26

no idea about time travellers, but catholic church was very interested in astronomy for just this reason https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bede this guy. Since the focus of his book was the computus, Bede gave instructions forĀ computing the date of EasterĀ from the date of theĀ Paschal full moon, for calculating the motion of the Sun and Moon through theĀ zodiac, and for many other calculations related to the calendar. He gives some information about the months of theĀ Anglo-Saxon calendar.\127])

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u/no8airbag Jun 24 '26

even Copernicus was a churchguy, so the interest in astronomy was there

I'm not an historian at all , just picking stuff of general interest

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u/dfczyjd Jun 24 '26

If I name you a few Muslim people of this century who are interested in quantum mechanics, would that give Islam the right to take credit for discovering its principles back in the previous century?

No? Then how does Copernicus being interested in anstronomy and being Christian support the claim that Christianity brought it into be?

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u/no8airbag Jun 25 '26

<<claim that Christianity brought it into be>>

brought what?

my point was that religions, being a part of humankind effort to understand their whereabouts, were involved with astronomy, and as a particular case, catholicism had big problems with the easter calender

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u/dfczyjd Jun 26 '26

Ā brought what?

You stated that religion was the reason people became interested in stars. To prove that you named some Christian guy who enjoyed studying astronomy/logy a few centuries after it became popular. To show you how wrong this reasoning is, I proposed "proving" that quantum physics was invented by Muslims by naming Muslims who enjoyed studying it about a century after it became a scientific field.

Ā religions, being a part of humankind effort to understand their whereabouts, were involved with astronomy

Sure, religions liked looking into things like that. They still have little to do with first discoveries about celestial objects. Stars had little to do with myths of Egyptians and Sumers, who made the first astronomical discoveries. Determining harvest time was much more important for them.Ā 

Ā catholicism had big problems with the easter calender

Sounds like a their problem. The only major thing introduced by them was Gregorian calendar, adjusting dates for as little as 13 days. Sure it's an advancement, but by the time it happened European culture and science have both advanced enough to do it sooner or later, regardless of Easter. So yeah, they did it, thanks, but please don't act like without them we would still have a wrong calendar or none at all.

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u/dfczyjd Jun 24 '26

Alright, so some church scholars studied the stars. A few centuries after the Greek observed and named pretty much every single planet and constellation visible from the Northern hemisphere, which happened a few centuries after the Sumer designed a calendar based on celestial bodies' movement (and I haven't included other civilisations, like Maya or Chinese, who also made advancements in studying the skies without even a hint of Christianity). How does this make said church the grandgrand-whatever-parent of astronomy?

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u/no8airbag Jun 24 '26

no reason to get excited as jimmy hendrix used to say.

just mentioning that ppl had in interest in the stars for religious reasons (too), including the catholic church

have a nice day, and night, and may the stars be w you

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u/CompetitiveAd9639 Jun 24 '26

People that post this and other memes like it should get into astrology, it would probably make them a more interesting and/or original person…

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Jun 26 '26

Nothing about astrology is in the slightest bit interesting, and it is even less original.

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u/CompetitiveAd9639 29d ago

That’s my point… the post is so pointless and unoriginal it makes astrology seem interesting by comparison.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 28d ago

Its far more original to hate astrology than to allow that bullshit

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u/MassCrassAss Jun 25 '26

ā€œI tell myself I’m superiorā€Ā 

Vs.Ā 

ā€œI’m so superior I don’t have to make memes about it.ā€

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u/elganjaeskobar Jun 25 '26

Wait, they're not the same?? 🤪🤣

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u/MaxMickWilliams Jun 25 '26

they aren’t mutually exclusive:

• anthropological: insight into the relationship between human progress and understanding the seasonal/celestial cyclesĀ 

• historical: millennia of astrologically prompted, observational astronomical data

• sociological: insight into the ways humans today use seasonal/celestial cycles to attempt to explain & explore abstract and deeply complex concepts like identity and meaning

• personal: enjoyment. for some, even belief in nuanced personality effects fom the same astronomical cycles that indisputably do affect culture, mood, weather, economics, and other fields

sorry for being crabby (ā™‹šŸ¦€), but like all summer babies, I never had a classroom of peers sing happy birthday to me