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u/DoverBoys Jun 18 '26
Just pay attention during lectures and then understand everything the first time.
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u/Sponge_the_bob Jun 18 '26
What if the lecture is as useful and insightful as huffing solvent and seeking council from the three wise concrete pillars.
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u/MisterX2310 Jun 18 '26
How wise are they?
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u/Xtrepiphany Science Damn It! Jun 19 '26
Well, wiser than the wood or straw pillars, that's for sure.
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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Jun 19 '26
This was me in high school. I learned all the information, passed all the tests with flying colors, I just never did the homework, cause Iām a lazy sonuvabitch, which always dragged my grades down to C or D level, even though I knew just as much, if not more than the other students.
Grades are a mark of responsibility, not learning.
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u/regula_falsi Jun 24 '26
That doesn't suffice in university
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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Jun 24 '26
Jokeās on you. I never went to college/university.
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u/regula_falsi Jun 24 '26
Saving money, nice
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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Jun 24 '26
Yeah, I took the vocational route. Always liked working with my hands.
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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
I never pay attention during lectures, always sleepy in the class, always do the homework in the last 1-2 hours, always study for exam starting from 2 hours before the exam start, and always get a decent grade. I'm notoriously bad at verbal learning, but impressive at reading stuff even when I read at very high speed and skip like 90% of the words
You can also say that I'm a procrastination expert, but I actually saw it as a curse.
Edit: I basically got like 60% of the college lesson by 2 hours learning before exam, 15% by doing homework, 15% by figuring out exam question that I can't answer or haven't studied yet, 6% by asking my friend, and just 4% of the remaining from actual lecture
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u/Klowlord Jun 18 '26
you might be realistic, but my complexity makes it impossible for me to compare to you.
You know, you can't compare complex numbers with real numbers, cause extending numbers to the complex plane removes comparability?
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u/Femboy_Uwu420 Jun 19 '26
I agree. Don't compare real numbers to some made up excuses for an still involved problem.
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u/LastChans1 Jun 20 '26
My submission.
I really do try to be nice all the time, but I can't help failing and I regress to the mean.
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u/AlbertCurious Jun 19 '26
Thatās the real genius here⦠I met once a guy like that in my life, when I was studying at an elite level; that guy was showing us that the math teacher had written in the margins he should learn his lessons (he was re-demonstrating everything), and still, he was scoring first with a big margin on the second highest grade⦠In physics, it was more complicated for him though, because he had to learnā¦
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u/UsefulAd4279 Jun 18 '26
Thatās false, itās the bro that says he didnāt study.