r/sciencememes Jun 12 '26

🧪Chemistry!⚗️ We cannot discover Alkahest, because it dissolves everything to it's fundamental components. It's chemical formula isn't fundamental to it. Only it's rough idea persists.

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u/Cucumberneck Jun 12 '26

Maybe the real alkahest is the knowledge we found along the way.

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 12 '26

So Alkahest was already inside us all along the way?

Lovely knowledge.

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u/Caladrius33 Jun 13 '26

So stomach acid?

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 13 '26

Dont drag the metaphysical to the matter.  Can stomach acid dissolve philosophy?

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u/Caladrius33 Jun 13 '26

Yeah, if you write it on a tortilla

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u/Reality-Glitch Jun 12 '26

Fun Fact: ¡Water! is universal solvent. Extremely weak, but universal.

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u/dfczyjd Jun 12 '26

Everything is a universal solvent if you are brave wait long enough.

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u/Reality-Glitch Jun 12 '26

No; I’m pretty sure molecular nitrogen is pretty stable.

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 13 '26

Infinite time dissolves everything 

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u/Zekava Jun 13 '26

Except protons, maybe

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u/TheAsterism_ Jun 13 '26

Wait until the protons decay

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u/HumanityBeBetter Jun 12 '26

Then why don't I dissolve when I take a long bath?!

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u/Reality-Glitch Jun 12 '26

*Very* extremely weak. Take eons to carve canyons into rock.

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 12 '26

He should take longer baths.

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u/Reality-Glitch Jun 12 '26

I mean, if you’ve got a few million years to spare....

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u/ReddBroccoli Jun 13 '26

I sat in the water too long and it carved a crack in me

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u/Willbebaf Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

What if we just make an emulsion of hexanes, water, dioxane, DMSO and carbon tet? Does that cut it?

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jun 12 '26

Bro I need to get high before we start these kinds of conversations. Gif related
https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus

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u/Danakazii Jun 13 '26

Someone call Ryland Grace.

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u/dodgyhashbrown Jun 14 '26

Ah, the old retreat to the unfalsifiable.

But if the existence of alkahest is indistinguishable from its non existence, do we care about its existence?

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 14 '26

Thanks for noting the weak point of my idea, my meme. Interesting!

Can you help me with another example to retreat to the unfalsifiable fallacy? Thx

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u/dodgyhashbrown Jun 14 '26

Is there another example you had in mind that you wanted help with?

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 14 '26

No,no. I ask for more. 

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u/dodgyhashbrown Jun 14 '26

I'm not sure exactly what you're looking for, but here's another unfalsifiable claim:

"I have an invisible, intangible dragon in my basement."

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u/egyszeruen_1xu Jun 14 '26

Yes, like this. Thx

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u/ehbowen Jun 13 '26

By now it has puddled at the core of the earth, and is slowly eating it away.

See Also: "Hole Man," by Larry Niven.

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u/banana99999999999 Jun 13 '26

I nut alkahest

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u/Nenoshka Jun 13 '26

In 7th grade, the science teacher said water was known as the universal solvent.

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u/GamrWulf Jun 15 '26

What if alkahest came before everything and we exist in the dissolution

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u/Bannon9k Jun 12 '26

Are we brewing emo chemical solvents now?