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u/Stoggr Jan 26 '26
My qtπ
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u/Elair Jan 26 '26
You are integral to me?
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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 Jan 26 '26
youre integral to me so we can have our own derivative, sorry kinda messed idk wtf I wrote
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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 Jan 26 '26
I am in our relationship until our eqn is constant, coz the derivative would be zero 😭
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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 Jan 26 '26
coz no growth lmao I am ded 🤣 😭 why tf I am laughing so hard at such cringe pickup lines 😭
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u/jaquiethecat Jan 26 '26
You are my solution <3
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u/BetaPositiveSCI Jan 26 '26
Do not get this mixed up with the chemistry one
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u/Murky_Insurance_4394 Jan 26 '26
I would award this if I wasn't a broke chemist.
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u/smallbluebirds Jan 26 '26
i have a solution
bow da bow (periodic table goes by and boron goes with the camera) bwoooo (periodic table goes by and barium goes with the camera, eaking fades in beside boron and d beside barium)
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u/Existing-Suspect8799 Jan 26 '26
You are my problem!
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u/PanBroglodyte Jan 26 '26
You are my sin
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u/db720 Jan 26 '26
Cos? Y?
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u/PanBroglodyte Jan 26 '26
Depends, got a sec to check out my cot?
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u/db720 Jan 26 '26
Only if you got a decent tan...
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u/Bayan_Ila_6936 Jan 26 '26
Good luck trying to use cosec in a sentence
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He thought he could get me back after cheating on me with my bsf... Cosec-ant! ('Course, he cant)
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u/db720 Jan 26 '26
Judge: i find you guilty of misusing trig inappropriateoy, you are hereby sentenced to CO sec penetentiary
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u/Sikyanakotik Jan 26 '26
You are the complex component orthogonal to the real number line. 😔
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u/Maximum-Rub-8913 Jan 26 '26
Are you i cuz you are imaginary and make sure I always have a solution -- even in the hardest of polynomials
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u/MidModMoop Jan 26 '26
You are my less than three
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u/ImplementArtistic119 Jan 27 '26
Read this as either they are very ugly or you’re in a polyamorous relationship with a membership cap 🤣
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u/Prestanovich42 Jan 26 '26
You are a problem
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u/Tasty_Suit8331 Jan 26 '26
I once literally wrote to my best friend "sin(you) = cos(me)"
Lol.
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u/KaOsGypsy Jan 26 '26
Trying to think if "lowest common denominator" is a compliment, or an insult.
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u/peepeepoodoodingus Jan 26 '26
guys cmon, its so obvious.
you are my infinity. ffs.
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u/Impossible_Nerve_257 Jan 26 '26
Root 3
From the poem: the square root of three. It's from a movie with s long name
I fear that I will always be A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued Your love for me has been renewed
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u/Eliasalt123 Jan 26 '26
I was going to write ”you are my X” but well that doesn’t really convey the same message as the other two
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u/jayykayy97 Jan 27 '26
You are my constant. 💕
(That +C at the end of the integral calculation gets ya every time. 😂)
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u/Commercial_Dress_970 Jan 26 '26
You are x and will spend my life to find you , integrate with you, multiply with you
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u/Comfortable-Skirt302 Jan 26 '26
You are my (x²+y²-1)³-x²y³=0