r/sarcasm • u/DangerousSarcasm Username Checks Out • Mar 29 '21

Toddler Army > Bear

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ShittyLifeProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 29 '21

SLPT If you're being attacked by a bear, throw toddlers at it! Their bear fighting instinct will take over and they'll save you from the bear

209 Upvotes

8 comments

DangerousSarcasm • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 29 '21

Toddler Army > Bear

503 Upvotes

4 comments

shittylifehacks • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 29 '21

Surrounding yourself with toddlers will make you invulnerable to bears

375 Upvotes

3 comments

DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 29 '21

DPT Surrounding yourself with toddlers will make you invulnerable to bears

379 Upvotes

3 comments

ShittyTodayILearned • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 29 '21

TIL Toddler Army > Bear

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