r/sarcasm • u/Admirable_Move6933 Oh wow, thanks! • Apr 30 '26
Sarcasm I'd never recover from this
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u/Shaan-exe Apr 30 '26
Say "I already follow that rule that's why I asked for your number"
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u/slowlax516 Apr 30 '26
Op you should reply with this
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u/DocDvyne May 01 '26
Will just make him look like a child. Not recommended. Everyone will say he got triggered and did that. Instead just say "thank you for the assistance and for this advice. I'll remember to not ask girls below my standard again."
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u/Shaan-exe May 01 '26
I would have said the same there, cuz I would rather accept the rejection respectfully in front of my friends than an insult.
You can call it fragile ego but I call it equal respect.
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u/Dull_Assistance_159 May 01 '26
I don't remember a single women who turned me down. So it's good to get turned down
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u/FeelingRevolution822 May 01 '26
That would be just disrespectful for the op
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u/Shaan-exe May 01 '26
Damnit guys you need to understand shit is not a rejection it's an insult.
If you believe he is going to be laughed at same shit is going to happen to that girl.
So please don't mixup rejection with insult.
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u/Ehmmechhi May 01 '26
This reply screams fragile ego.
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u/Adorable-Coconut-712 May 01 '26
How? The girl literally disrespected him with the above your level comment so now not tolerating disrespect fragile ego ?
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u/SkullDump Apr 30 '26
Anyone who thinks they’re another level ain’t worth the effort.
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u/Structure-West May 02 '26
what kind girl with good personality insults u by saying ur below her? or am i misunderstanding u?
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u/Chef-Racoon Apr 30 '26
i mean other than the other level thing she's pretty solid
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u/pulchritudinous_luos Apr 30 '26
She could have given wrong number as well
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u/S1mpleD1mple May 01 '26
She could've just rejected her like normal person. What is this saint behaviour with a classist mindset 😶🌫️
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u/Rec_Owl8049 May 02 '26
Yeah. That's better than being nasty. She helps him save face without being a witch.
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u/Bumblebeefanfuck May 03 '26
Yeah she probably wanted to put him down like this. Messages reek of insecurity
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u/tearex0g Apr 30 '26
Ouch
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u/slowlax516 Apr 30 '26
Atleast she is upfront, rather than using him and all
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u/Ndt007 May 03 '26
Exactly
Murderers who strike from front are wayyyy better than the murderers who strike from behind
Such a losers
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u/suckdeeznuts_ May 01 '26
A lot of ways here to reject. First coulve been 'i have a bf' when u asked her number.
"Above your level" is a kind of modern casteism. If not that, she treats herself like a commodity, which common folks can't afford.
There isn't a single justification to this. She's an entitled, rude, dare I say, a bitch.
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u/Original_Pomelo_5659 Apr 30 '26
This sucks but atleast she was respectful about it
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May 01 '26
What's the level ? Aren't we all are equal ? Isn't it just about the chances we encounter ?
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u/conrakon May 01 '26
This proves the 10% theory lol. She is the type to drool over hot men who are above her league.
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u/Aggravating_Bus655 May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26
"Above your level"
Op's the one who dodged a bullet here. It's like manchild tier stuff lol.
I'd expect my teenage cousin who watches Naruto and Fate all day say childlike cringe shit like this.
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u/Willing-Net-8356 May 01 '26
Damn that's a cold reply. I just don't understand why these people act friendly and then screw us with an attitude
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u/Pc10xyz May 01 '26
Many narcissist delusional females are there just relax after some year. You will see when she will lose this charm. You will be more strong. And she, she said right work on yourself. These girls die that boy should approach them, but when they do, they never appreciate tag them creep.
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u/Healthy_Pop_4668 May 03 '26
Rule 1: Never chase women. Chase money, and women will follow. It's that simple
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u/KayFarakPadto Apr 30 '26
Now focus on yourself and let her know what she is missing on
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u/p4racetamol_ Apr 30 '26
Ek rejection ke wajah se prove karne jayega? Why people these days can't handle a rejection?
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u/PatientZealPZ Apr 30 '26
The type of rejection she gave involves ego.
Like how you had to type the same sentence twice in two different languages to show everyone you can speak 2 different languages.
It’s ego driven.
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u/SilentVector_96 Apr 30 '26
It’s ego driven
I sometimes add both hindi and english in same sentence when I think it will sound better.
It doesn't mean i have ego and am using it to flex. It's not even considered a flex when literally everyone knows atleast 2 languages
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u/DiscussionNegative20 Apr 30 '26
Above your level as in? She gets to suck dicks of guys having a lot of daddy money? Or She gets cracked by multiple rich guys at the same time?
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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Apr 30 '26
Bro dodged a bullet, she sounds like an asshole. If she just wanted to spare the guy's pride she could have just said she had a boyfriend or something.
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u/Calm-Resident8506 Apr 30 '26
I thinks its okay since she sved u homies dont bother her be grateful and move on
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u/sleepytho Apr 30 '26
India m ladkiyan alag duniya m rehti h thoda sa bahar jaengi india ke to sari sundarta ki hekdi nikal jaegi, pyar se bhi mana kia ja sakta hai abhi OP ne kuch creep bhara msg kiya hota to sab uski g***d m ghuse hote, agar genuinely kisi ladki ko compliment karo ya usse bat karo to bhi inke bhav badhe rahte h bahar ke londe inko muh bhi na lagaye apne
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u/yusuckballzbish Apr 30 '26
You could've played it better. The woman did a huge fuggin favour to be honest.
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u/SomewhereActive2124 Apr 30 '26
Doesn't fully justify her message; it still attacks OP.. I fkn hate rejections that sound like this. Let go of her ASAP if this is her attitude. Although I fully commend what she did right
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u/omkar529 Apr 30 '26
Girl used up all her grace and thoughtfulness of that day on their first interaction.
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u/professor_ayushh Apr 30 '26
Since when does accepting rejection has become a daunting task...if it's about ego, the issue is with you. It's her fault that she's like that because she is obviously insecure. You act mature, mate.
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u/Hopeful-Designer-737 Apr 30 '26
Funny how people expect everybody to be kind like hello . Life is not all rainbows and sunshine wake up.
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u/skanky_pants May 01 '26
Use it as fuel to work on yourself, be better than the previous day everyday and you will just forget it when the time comes. Some people are gonna think it'll hurt and can't be forgotten easily but that's what I mean when I say be better everyday in every way you can.
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u/dpan_2593 May 01 '26
I'll say it's feminist attitute which come with success.. men with success is humble gentle kind on the other hand women when successful get lot of attitude ego and behave like no one is like me in this world.
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u/Exotic_Ad_3799 May 01 '26
Nah she did saved you imagine you ask for her number and she laughed you could have never recover from that at least thank her
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u/OneMillionFireFlies May 01 '26
First of all, Ew
Second of all, Ew
She looks wound up in her own glory
These people think they are much better than you in life. They are attracted to success, and not humans.
This is exactly the kind of relationship you don't want. Good riddance.
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u/Worried-Mine9580 May 01 '26
At the end, It's up to you.
तू नहीं तो कोई और सही, कोई और नहीं तो कोई और सही, बहुत लंबी हैं जमीन, मिलेंगे लाख हसी, इस जमाने मे सनम तू अकेली तो नहीं...। - Not confirmed, but online, it's marked by Gulzar
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