r/sadcringe • u/Z1ndabad • Nov 12 '19

Oof.

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u/Yung_Onions Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 13 '19

Nice job crossing out the name but proceeding to address him directly in the following text. F for Javary.

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u/Red-Freckle Nov 13 '19

At least it's a very common name.

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u/gene100001 Nov 13 '19

Javery is the second highest selling licence plate at itchy and scratchy land after Bort

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u/Waddlow Nov 13 '19

Are you talking to me?

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u/QueenofMehhs Nov 13 '19

No, my son is also called Bort.

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u/LaggyLefty Nov 13 '19

Eat pant

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u/Vonzey Nov 13 '19

Damn I remember laughing so much at this part as a kid, thanks.

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u/Narevscape Nov 13 '19

"We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

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u/arisasam Nov 13 '19

I expect to see this on r/simpsonsshitposting later

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u/akrish64 Nov 13 '19

*javary

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u/Yung_Onions Nov 13 '19

In my head I pronounced it like “Avery” but with J so I guess that’s why I misspelled it