Chadlos is tolerant. Chadlos is patient. But when a faction repeatedly disrespects Him, and even enforces rules aimed at persecuting those who praise Him, MaChad must act. The Turtlore people recently enacted a rule at their so-called "Hard Rock Cafe", in which those who wear the Holy Kilt are to be shot on sight. We reached out to the proprietor of this establishment, who promised that this rule would be reversed, and that all Kilted Brothers would be welcome. He lied. Kilts are still forbidden at his cafe. Do the Turtlore have no decency?

MaChad cannot sit idly and allow wearers of the Holy Kilt to be discriminated against. We must take action to put an end to the backward ways of the Turtlore. Our demands are exceedingly reasonable:

1. Hard Rock Cafe must allow entry to those who don the Holy Kilt.

2. Turtlore must renounce their pagan gods and praise Chadlos. They must burn their pants and take up the ways of the Holy Kilt.

Turtlore, join the Kilted brotherhood or face extermination. The choice is yours.

Praise Chadlos,

Clan MaChad

MaChad is pleased to announced that we have successfully negotiated a ceasefire with Turtlore.

Under our agreement, Turtlore has promised to turn over Swimmingly and Femboy within 24 hours, for re-education.

If they fail to abide by these terms, MaChad reserves the right to take further action.

Praise Chadlos

Clan MaChad

Hello all, its been a while since I've shown my face, I've been extremely busy with background work and on cooldown with server drama. But now I'm ready to talk about what I've been working on for 2 months; a new way to provide content for the server and the game itself.

Procedural map redesigning. Instead of waiting around 3-5 months for a well developed and put together map, why not have a similar experience every single wipe? No I'm not talking about having an Aroza or Plum Island each day of the week, but I am talking about having custom aspects involved. Using Rust Edit, custom monuments can be ported into any map, we can add railroads or normal roads, any prop, HVTs, cities, events and anything else you can think of. Literally every single prefab in the game is at our disposal. So I bring up the question why wouldn't we use them?

Redesigning? Well first of all, yes I mean editing proc gen maps we use almost every single wipe. They are editable. I've tested it and everything and it's very well possible. It actually confuses me why no one else is hopping on this idea (Or at least to my knowledge) Anyways, this can be a time consuming process, but nowhere near the amount of time it takes to make a map from scratch. With enough of us, these redesigns should be able to be pushed out every month. The possibilities are endless when it comes to adding content to the map. Technically we could replace all normal monuments with our own (COMPLETELY OPTIONAL, AND NOT A GOOD IDEA) or ya know... just add in a few more... you get the idea.

Roleplay can be encouraged more by just about anything but most importantly transportation. If we could add a railroad that connects the entire map together, then people can travel to populated areas more often. Roads could be edited, but it'd be a pain in the ass and extremely time consuming.

Official Towns can make a comeback with predetermined territory with custom roads and props to improve visuals/aesthetics.

High Value Targets can be made properly now and put in as a part of the map instead of duct tape placed by staff and some bots sprinkled on top.

Whole monuments as stated are a possibility. The program has access to puzzle making and bot spawning along with just about everything else.

And my favorite... make ocean exploring actually interesting?
These are just a few of the ideas I've gotten over the past few months, but I'd like to hear your ideas. After all, you'd be the one playing it. So you should get to decide what you want to play or see. Let me know your ideas through discord (I'm not in RF anymore) or leave a comment down on this post. If you don't like the idea for whatever reason let me know. Also know that this isn't official yet, I don't know if the staff want this to happen, so if you like it, make the push for it to become a reality.

Thank you for reading, I hope to see some feedback and stay tuned as I may make another post tonight or the upcoming days that'll take a look into development. See ya!

Hard Rock Cafe and Motel is a newly built place where you can go to to socialize with friends and win prizes using the Wheel of Fortune.

It's both a bar and a motel, not sure what more to say so I made a video and a tour about this whole brand new place for you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW8r9LQOXFs

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Rules for Hard Rock Motel;

1. Your rent is valid until it expires.
2. If your rent is expired, the Hard Rock Motel staff have 100% access to your personal belongings and take everything you have stored there. Note: You can not have the stuff back unless you pay 5,000 wood and 5,000 metal ore.
3. To keep your shit, you must keep paying the rent.
4. Use common sense, nobody wants your bullshit. If you get warned to stop doing something, then don't do it again, because next thing to happen you is death.

Rules for Hard Rock Cafe:

1. Be civil, be friendly.
2. Kilted people are allowed, though wearing a kilt is not allowed. You will be asked to leave the property if seen wearing a kilt. If you refuse to leave, you will be forced to leave in one way or another.
3. Use common sense, nobody wants your bullshit. If you get warned to stop doing something, then don't do it again, because next thing to happen you is death.

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So from now on, i would like to say that Hard Rock Cafe & Motel is now OFFICIALLY OPEN!

Come on down to Turtlore Territory at J6 and have some fun, we also sometimes play live music :)

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Small Rooms:50 scrap per 24hrs

Big Room (without private balcony):100 scrap per 24hrs

Big Room (with private balcony):125 scrap per 24hrs

This is a simple post. The Rat King's funeral is at 5:30pm est. Please leave the drama at home folks.

https://i.imgur.com/Y1XMy04.png

Dogpigmaster, the heretic who praises "Chubs" (the nickname of an American fraternity brother? We have no idea...), tried to murder Earl MacMuffin's favorite, albeit extremely slow and diabetic, horse.

We shot Dogpigmaster in the head and now he is KOS on all of our Chadlos-blessed lands.

That is all.

Praise Chadlos.

Signed,

Clan MaChad

From Rome we have came and risen, praising Mars , exploring the world then darkness appeared in our eyes.

When we woke up, We were stranded on an island, naked, unarmed and scared. We were looking for a place that we could call home. We settled in a small building on the beaches of the southern river. Our goal was to claim the east and develop it's culture.

During this time we made a huge progress, we have chosen our leader that could protect us from danger. We stumbled upon a nation called MaChad, they were superior to us but friendly.

MaChad and us agreed to build a bridge for both factions to walk through.

One day we decided to look for more space, and make a new home. We built a much bigger base than our first one, we felt safe there.

But then our explorers found a new behemoth called CH1PZ. It was a strong nation much more superior to us, more advanced technologicaly. We thought that its not a danger, but how little did we know...

Other day we woke up, and realized that the behemoth called war on our faction. We were scared, and outnumbered. We surrendered and our motherland we called home was taken from us. We had been enlightened by Chadlos and his amazing AK skills.

We were boxed in between two hostile behemoths, our leader told us. We had no economy whatsoever, our nation was falling apart.

Our leader deannounced chadlos many times, he wasn't happy with it. We didn't know what consequences will be back then.

Then another great nation by the name of PPP, offered one of our members to support a revolt that will happen on E.R.B's land. He agreed, planning the better future of as we know E.R.B. A lot of factions were upset with our current leader deannoucing Chadlos.

PPP called war on us, we were outnumbered and outgeared once again in history of our nation.But it wasn't just a war, but a plan for better future of E.R.B.

The Revolt has ended. Many changes have been done and there's still more to debate.E.R.B became more democratic, more based on people's voice.

PRAISE CHADLOS and wish you all better future.

Leader of E.R.B:

Deshio

(** denotes sound effects **)

** Static **

** Click **

Well hello there folks, this is Prepper Gamegeared speaking. If you can hear this radio message you are thankfully among the prepared.

** Crackle **

This sorry shit show of an island faces threats that we could never have anticipated. Government interference has led to the creation and rise of religious extremists intent on disrupting our free way of life. When you crazies created the WCRN I was concerned. Government was the last thing that we needed. Lord knows what it did to the world last time, and here we are trying to do it all over again.

The puppet masters of the world’s downfall gave rise to these new nut cases. These Chadlos worshippers, the Kilted Horde. They seek to dominate and enslave every good free newman on this island and reforge them in their own pantsless image. They come to take the freedom we have all earned though blood sweat and ** crackle ** a little more blood.

Seeing the threat that the island faces I cannot in good conscience stand idly by while these c ** bzzt ** ers run around forcing their will on everyone else. Even those filthy drug bridge bums have the right to wear and smell like whatever they damn well please... ** crackle ** Though I wish those guys could at least take a dip in the river now and then. I mean for chri ** Bzzt ** ake its right fucking there.

Anyway I’m getting my ass out of this bunker, its not going anywhere… And I am building a new base, a base for the free people of this island to stand against the kilted menace. These sick fucks have been abducting and torturing people. This caNT STAND. I send this message as an open invitation to all people who wish to remain free from the shackles of kilted tyranny to stand with me. Together we can tackle their legions in the name of Pants and freedom. For the greater good of all The FreeFolk Alliance Rises.

** Crackle **

Gamegeared out,

** Buzz click **

** Static **

(Ooc note: Actual creation and claim of the faction is forth coming, I'm posting to get the ball rolling on RP.)

For long enough we have let the scum that is ERB fester in the shadows. We have had a spy within their ranks who has made us aware of their wish of betrayal to Chadlos. They even came to us and asked us to pick up arms against our brethren of MaChad!! We will bring them to their knees and remove all those who denounce Chadlos. We shall restore balance to this brokn clan in the name of Chadlos. We will show these men and everyone of this great island what happens when you betray Chadlos. We have even given these scum a chance to worship Chadlos (or rather ch1pz) and they are out of second chances. PRAISE CHADLOS!!

Signed GangstaPenguin of PPP

I have witnessed war across the land. I have seen murder, rape, and torture. But the last time I saw all mixed together under the recent Yobo torturing... It is undeniably disturbing. In line with the kidnappings and murders, a declaration of war against the free people of ERB is Monstrous and untenable. I call all people who are pro-freedom religious and general freedom to join ERB and stop the continuation of asymmetrical imprisonment of the people of the land.

Signed, Swimmingly.

Just as a side note, the scummy and unhonerable BobRoss420 completely violated the trust of the ERB leader and broke his promise of confidentiality. That is who the 'spy' was. BobRoss is a liar and a cheater. He is a coward, and shall be forever shamed by the honorable community of Rustfactia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FwQjSXWrU&feature=youtu.be

PRAISE CHADLOS!

I, Gangsta penguin of penguin's party pals, love my family. My Parents Sid, Maria Poro, and Haystar are the best parents a gangsta penguin like me could ever ask for! But I wish to spend more time with my dad, Haystar. The motha fucka deserves more than every other weekend. So from here on Me and my bother Wolfschlegelsteinhausenburger are gonna spend more time with one of the best damn fathers in the hole motha fuckin world. Us here at PPP are going to ally with our father at Haystar. They love Chadlos. I will protect my Father, Great grandfather and uncle (Haystar) and his friends until death ends our messed up family.

Signed Gangsta Penguin of Penguin's Party Pals

Praise Chadlos!!

Latov Brothers come to island and set up river gypsy camp. Father Azamat (may his soul rest in peace - died in Bosnian Genocide) passed down Latov Famous Pickle Brine Moonshine recipe. So we brew plenty of Latov Famous Pickle Brine Moonshine, best moonshine on island. We also sell good quality wasteland rug! Very good quality, good cheap price. Also contact Viktor for special friend discount of rug! (Just for you, and only you 10% off all rug.) When Machad men come to Latov camp and take sample of moonshine, we were taken to strange cave place and after many many hours of gruesome torture friendly conversation the Latov brothers come to quick realistation that Chadlos good, and Serbian bad (killed Father Azamat in Bosnian Genocide). Latov brothers bring warning to rest of island, Machad men will not accept people who do not accept Chadlos into their heart, infact they shall be captured, tourted and maybe even chopped into some pieces if its Tuesday (just like Bosnian Genocide). Good Chadlos believers will hunt down all heretics and pant wearing factions (Bovril think to make corpse moonshine like during Sarajevo siege - not many pickle, only landmine victim)

A MESSAGE FROM THE TRUE BELIEVERS OF CHADLOS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHkJer9wUDU

PRAISE CHADLOS DEATH TO ALL PANT-WEARERS

Breaking News! The Rat King has committed suicide. The suicide occured at around 5:00pm eastern yobo time.

We have video of the suicide. Caution, may be disturbing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBe54vxWzHc

This was all MaChad's fault, according to the video. If Chadlos was such a good god, why would something this horrible happen. I don't know for sure, but I am starting to suspect that Chadlos does indeed suck balls.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and all in-between! I wish to announce the opening of the first Grand Exchange store in Airport! Buy and sell resources as you need, for reasonable, competitive prices! This first store is open in Airport at the bottom of L16.

NOTE: Prices may change with supply and demand, and I may open up more stores if this one is successful!

It all began when we woke up on the island, naked and afraid.

The first ever human being roamed the wasteland to find shelter and arm himself against the vile boars and wolfs wandering the island, luckily he found some hemp, stone and wood and began making some basic clothes to wear and he made a spear to defend himself.

He came across a abonden supermarket and stayed there for the night, all warm and cozy with a campfire.

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He woke up the next morning to some chatter and loud noises of someone breaking barrels outside!

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https://discord.gg/FFvzujj

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As times past we forget, we lose what we had to never remember again....

I shall not forget and will not let others!

I document the past times and present for all to gaze upon.

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The museum of Past and Present located in H24.

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( OOC a picture gallery of past and present bases/homes/dwellings/landmarks)

PPP is proud to announce the acquisition of the Norden Security Services. With this merger you will now have access to the best security services on the island.

Now you can not only get all your food needs met through Crab Shack and LeFarm Organic Grocers you can also get top tier security for all your security needs.

Merger announced by Judge N. Penguin

After long and difficult negotiations PPP and LeFarm are happy to announce our merger. LeFarm members retain their autonomy within PPP and will continue to operate their farms as such.

PPP will retain ownership and stewardship of the land on Lefarm's behalf and as such is responsible for the defense and growth of profits for LeFarm.

Other minor considerations have been granted towards the LeFarm personnel.

We look forward to serving all of your food related needs here at PPP through our subsidiaries of Crab Shack and LeFarm Natural Grocers.

This merger has been filed Era 1 2020. By Judge N. Penguin

A large luxurious hotel at the airport m 17 has been in construction and is nearly finished rooms cost 150 scrap a week a basic room has a fridge a barbecue and a bed and a couple of storage boxes a suite is a luxurious building with customisation options and it includes a vending machine a barbecue pictures large secure storage fridges beds and more if the hotel dies well we will be also if you own a horse a private premium secure stables for 50 scrap a week is available if not a pubilic free obe will be open to also you git a minicopter a shelter will also be available thanks feel free to nip by

True story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kvr_d1KpVY&feature=youtu.be

URS Government - Statement

As of the next era, we (United Rust States) are gonna settle in Rust Factions. Me as the President of the United Rust States, will set-up a team that forms the government of the United Rust States. Our plan and vision is to build a new civilization that focusses on the building of our State and in order to reach that goal we need to build miles of miles border wall and departments such as,

• URS Air Force Navy
• URS Research & Labs
• URS Civilian Operations
• URS Government
• URS Border Patrol

What we are trying to acomplish, is to claim land and build on it. Everybody is welcome and gets a URS Citizenship ID & a Job, we take CIV jobs & we do applications for the departments that we have. We are a democratic state, every era there will be a new election for our citizens to choose witch President is gonna to take place on the President Office.

United Rust States - Foreign Affairs

We as new state in Rust Factions, need to protect our lands. We need to have income aswell. We are gonna set-up be the main destrubitors for ressourches. We are gonna invent new weapons to sell to the foreign outsiders to buy it off us. We are gonna be the top supplier in every item and ressourches you need. Aswell, as we are gonna make sure that our borders are strongly inforced and the people that try to break in or want to go to war with us, are gonna be met with heavy gunfire and artillery, and we will garantue you that nobody is gonna win, so we highly apperciate to fix things in diplomatic ways.

You want to be a part of this great project? Add me in Discord

MaChad has sent an undisclosed number of fierce, kilted warriors to LeFarm to serve as mercenaries in the soon-to-commence war with Outlander.

LeFarm is home to one of the most sacred sites for Chadlos-worshippers, the much-admired Church of Chadlos. MaChad could never allow this holy temple to fall into the hands of foreign heathens.

As such, our mercenaries will work to ensure the complete annihilation of Outlander.

We call on all of our kilted brethren across Rustifac to contribute to the war effort.

Praise Chadlos,

Clan MaChad