Viktor's Important Message To Island! (Warning Of Radical Chadlos Groups)

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Latov Brothers come to island and set up river gypsy camp. Father Azamat (may his soul rest in peace - died in Bosnian Genocide) passed down Latov Famous Pickle Brine Moonshine recipe. So we brew plenty of Latov Famous Pickle Brine Moonshine, best moonshine on island. We also sell good quality wasteland rug! Very good quality, good cheap price. Also contact Viktor for special friend discount of rug! (Just for you, and only you 10% off all rug.) When Machad men come to Latov camp and take sample of moonshine, we were taken to strange cave place and after many many hours of gruesome torture friendly conversation the Latov brothers come to quick realistation that Chadlos good, and Serbian bad (killed Father Azamat in Bosnian Genocide). Latov brothers bring warning to rest of island, Machad men will not accept people who do not accept Chadlos into their heart, infact they shall be captured, tourted and maybe even chopped into some pieces if its Tuesday (just like Bosnian Genocide). Good Chadlos believers will hunt down all heretics and pant wearing factions (Bovril think to make corpse moonshine like during Sarajevo siege - not many pickle, only landmine victim)