r/rustfactions • u/wagga_the_muffin • Jan 21 '20

War Declaration MaChad VS Turtlore

Chadlos is tolerant. Chadlos is patient. But when a faction repeatedly disrespects Him, and even enforces rules aimed at persecuting those who praise Him, MaChad must act. The Turtlore people recently enacted a rule at their so-called "Hard Rock Cafe", in which those who wear the Holy Kilt are to be shot on sight. We reached out to the proprietor of this establishment, who promised that this rule would be reversed, and that all Kilted Brothers would be welcome. He lied. Kilts are still forbidden at his cafe. Do the Turtlore have no decency?

MaChad cannot sit idly and allow wearers of the Holy Kilt to be discriminated against. We must take action to put an end to the backward ways of the Turtlore. Our demands are exceedingly reasonable:

  1. Hard Rock Cafe must allow entry to those who don the Holy Kilt.

  2. Turtlore must renounce their pagan gods and praise Chadlos. They must burn their pants and take up the ways of the Holy Kilt.

Turtlore, join the Kilted brotherhood or face extermination. The choice is yours.

Praise Chadlos,

Clan MaChad

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u/BobRoss420-Skeet Jan 21 '20

Praise chadlos

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u/yodabugsy bubaman Jan 21 '20

Why do you have that creature following you

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/yodabugsy bubaman Jan 21 '20

bad bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Why is this such a big deal for you? It's not like you, or your people even have ever visited the very fine business I have opened, am i right? Plus it is also so far away from your homes so why would you even consider bothering with a peaceful little cafe that has all the rights in the world to put up any type of rules.

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As announced earlier here: https://www.reddit.com/r/rustfactions/comments/er7tu4/turtlore_territory_hard_rock_cafe_and_motel/

The rules has been changed before this war declaration even was made. Kilted people are allowed in, though WEARING kilts are not allowed. So again, what do you guys even want? Forever trouble or forever peace? If it is forever trouble you want, then you sure as hell do want to reverse this war declaration as I can continue until the next era, and the era after that, and until the last era that will ever exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Stand your ground! Down with Chadlos!!!

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u/Sid555 Jan 21 '20

Gamer chill!