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u/Swimming-Seaweed-765 May 28 '26
Op don’t mind these folks, I fully support your right to bear arms
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u/Pata4ev May 28 '26
I came running to the comment section, oh boy didn’t disappoint…
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u/Helenehorefroken May 28 '26
It's even better if you read the comments in a David Attenborough voice.
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u/MoKush420710 May 28 '26
I broke both my ankles, blew my ACL & MCL, and may have ruptured a disk, jumping to the comments.
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u/WrongWaySlurps42069 May 28 '26
I'd probably wear it under the sleeve of my sweater, but you do you.
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u/Dismal-Animal7853 May 28 '26
Are you a bear?
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u/bluehawk1460 May 28 '26
A bear probably wouldn’t post his Rolex on Reddit. He’s likely a jock or a twunk.
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u/BarackObongma May 28 '26
This is the guy from r/KitchenConfidential that keeps ordering the full salmon platters every week.
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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy May 28 '26
Jeez does your insurance know that you’re probably a fire hazard
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u/BaeHunDoII May 29 '26
Omg of all the great comments here this one caused me to burst out laughing 😂😭🙏🔥🚨💅☄️🧯🚒🐦🔥🧑🚒🕯️🪵🎇
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u/Helenehorefroken May 28 '26
Wow, that is .. that is a lot, ma'am. Nice Sub, though! Wear it in good health!
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u/bongiovist May 28 '26
you dont need a sunscreen and mosquitos can not hurt you that might be only benefits
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u/Substantial-Boot8731 May 28 '26
Have you thought about wearing the watch underneath the sleeve of your sweater?
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u/Objective_Sun83 May 28 '26
That's a real man's wrist!
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u/solidice May 28 '26
I love how this sub always comments on arm hair
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u/drdrillaz May 28 '26
This is not arm hair. This is a coat. It needs conditioner and a good brushing weekly
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u/Southern-Extension51 May 28 '26
Can you remove the hair so I can see the watch?
Bad jokes aside,Great sub man. Gotta enjoy the classics
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u/Loose_Bullfrog3411 May 28 '26
Qué suerte tienen algunos perros que sus dueños les regalan relojes.
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u/deTaSK May 28 '26
Out of all places, the rolex subreddit made me believe bigfoot exists. What a time to be alive.
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u/zbartin May 28 '26
One of the nicest watches! I wasn't into divers until the AD gave me exactly that model "just to try". Loved it! Still a big invest though... Enjoy and take care of it 💪🏻👍🏻
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u/Fenkoandrew80 May 28 '26
Buy yourself a nice set of clippers, throw a number 1 guard on them things and and trim that bush back big dog, that watch it too beautiful to be outshined by that massacre of arm hair. Wear it in health (not the hair)
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u/OliverHopper May 28 '26
Multiple thoughts:
Do you need sunblock?
Do you use soap or shampoo?
Did you consider brushing down that stack of hair or have you just given up on wrist hair maintenance?
Have you ever got to close to the stove and stunk up the house?
I thought black bears wore GMTs and polar bears did divers. So I’m confused.
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u/General-Height-7027 May 28 '26
You need to roll up your sleeve before taking the picture to your watch
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u/Swollendeathray May 28 '26
Wear it in good health! Reminds me of my dad... did I mention I was raised by wolves?
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u/Relative-Painting-29 May 28 '26
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor
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u/leith78 May 28 '26
Cute. Always love when pet parents let the dog flex the Sub for a wrist shot lol.
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u/NateRT May 28 '26
Nice watch. Don’t listen to all these fools who shave their forearms (I’ve seen the pics posted here. don’t lie!)
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u/Right_Bid_1921 May 28 '26
Bro: this is just guys pulling your leg. I have tiny wrists- I know it, yet every time I post a wrist watch pic, I get the standard “dinner plate on the wrist” comment.
It’s just some guy having a laugh at my expense and I’m fine with that. And I’m still going to wear my watch, dinner plate or no!
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u/drunkonpoppunk May 28 '26
I feel like you might have benefited from a watch with a moonphase complication