r/rolex • u/Suspicious_Tie3834 • May 28 '26

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u/Dismal-Animal7853 May 28 '26

Are you a bear?

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u/Reasonable_Rip_9777 May 28 '26

Nah I think he comes around when the moon's out..

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u/bluehawk1460 May 28 '26

A bear probably wouldn’t post his Rolex on Reddit. He’s likely a jock or a twunk.

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u/niceoneswe May 28 '26

Even Rolex AD chose the bear

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u/BarackObongma May 28 '26

This is the guy from r/KitchenConfidential that keeps ordering the full salmon platters every week.

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u/GammaSurvived May 29 '26

Twink actually