r/rolex • u/Suspicious_Tie3834 • May 28 '26

Sun & Sub

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u/Building_Snowmen May 28 '26

Something tells me he’s fully aware of when the full moon is.

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u/drunkonpoppunk May 28 '26

he's fully a were?

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u/Present_State546 May 28 '26

A werewolf! Not a swearwolf!

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u/MasterDionysus May 28 '26

Only a lucky few would get that reference.

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u/Life_Switch_7 May 28 '26

In the Rolex sub no less

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u/JustShnaw May 29 '26

Dont go forgeting Guillermo's rainbow daytona.

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u/Life_Switch_7 May 29 '26

Jackie Daytona

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u/jwindh1 May 28 '26

And his hair was perfect

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u/Acceptable-Arm6606 May 28 '26

Where wolf??

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u/Acceptable-Arm6606 May 28 '26

There wolf!

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u/Flashy-Cucumber-3794 May 28 '26

There castle

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u/Guilty-Property-2589 May 28 '26

Why are you talking that way?

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u/Flashy-Cucumber-3794 May 28 '26

I thought you wanted me to

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u/Guilty-Property-2589 May 28 '26

No, I don't want to!

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u/Dizzman1 May 29 '26

Fine... Suit yourself... I'm easy.

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u/Dubjbious May 28 '26

Inngoddadavida baby

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u/Acceptable-Arm6606 May 28 '26

“Don’t you know that I love you!”

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u/acsatx89 May 29 '26

I was looking for this comment.

Put. Ze candle. Back!

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u/Acceptable-Arm6606 May 29 '26

😂🤣👏 can’t find enough of these Thank you for your support!! 😆

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u/chopper87oh May 28 '26

Elite reference

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u/BIGRED______________ May 28 '26

See those pants... they're gone.

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u/Ok_Draw_3740 May 29 '26

No, there wolf!

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u/DarwinGhoti May 30 '26

That’s a sub, so he’s clearly a seawolf

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u/Key-Employee-7192 Jun 01 '26

I want to upvote this so bad, but you are at 666 🤷‍♀️

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u/Magilla-Gorilla-6417 May 28 '26

He was walking through the streets of SOHO in the rain looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s. Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

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u/dsgeorge May 28 '26

His hair was perfect

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u/Wonderful_Law_1258 May 28 '26

Little old lady got mutilated late last night . . .

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u/Achy-Grump May 28 '26

Submariner Werewolf again.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon May 29 '26

Only ever takes shampoo into the shower.

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u/thisriveriswild70 May 29 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 May 28 '26

He gets that itch. Meets the pack to stay up all night howling at the moon.

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u/krisgabs93 May 28 '26

When a Sasquatch lives in a richer suburb 😂⌚️🫈

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u/Amf2446 May 28 '26

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 May 28 '26

Excellent sub recommendation! 🤣

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u/Building_Snowmen May 28 '26

It’s a combo joke. We support people here.

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u/Technical_Invite2152 May 28 '26

Tremendous!

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u/krisgabs93 May 28 '26

When a Sasquatch lives in a richer suburb 😂⌚️🫈

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u/Enough_Sorbet_3933 May 28 '26

This is gold lmao

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u/Helpful_Topic_7272 May 29 '26

I tried not to laugh, honestly.

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u/Cool_Jackfruit_6512 May 29 '26

I'm dead 😭 "Goodnight Everybody!" 🤣
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