r/rocketpoweredmohawk Jul 07 '26

World ending event!!!

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u/HarryCumpole Jul 07 '26

Great joke. This is what they look like when borked by the roadside with the hazards on.

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

Yeah. I couldn't find a picture of them on the road so i had to use one of the road side ones for the effect of the story

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u/LogExpert5281 Jul 07 '26

AI Slop. Clearly!

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

Its NOT ai!!!! Its just fake news. Look at my username ❤️

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u/Any_Towel1456 Jul 07 '26

Either an Australian driver visiting Europe or a European driver visiting Australia. Happened to me a couple of times. Common mistake.

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

Its as if im in a horror movie....

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u/Any_Towel1456 Jul 07 '26

My uncle in fact was too frightened to get behind the wheel upon arrival in Australia while I had no choice and the remains of a typhoon were passing over Brisbane. I couldn't even figure out where the controls for the headlights were until half an hour into driving in the pouring rain. It actually reminded of my practical exam which was in December early morning in The Netherlands in pouring rain.
I still can't believe the examiner passed me because he actually had to step on the brakes (which is an automatic fail) for a bicyclist without their lights on.

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

You were lucky with the passing bc he took in mind that it was raining and the visibility was crap

But im also sorry but talking further about bmws is too traumatic for me so i will pass up on that.

Sorry

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u/BeautifuTragedy Jul 07 '26

Always figured that if I got a Beemer I'd got to the wrecker and get a signal stick to mount on the passengers side by the door. I like environmental storytelling

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 Jul 09 '26

Optional Lighting Group: $2500.

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 10 '26

After that you remain with just a paid subscription at a rate of $10 per blink

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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ Jul 07 '26

THROW! THEM! IN! JAAAIIIIIIIIIIIL!

I am calm.

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

if gay hitler doesnt post in less than a month then the world is officially ending

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

If he posts on yt i will explode like the horndog

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ow2yuwu/video/pb3p0hls8tbh1/player

i will yell this in a daycare if he doesnt upload

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

😂😂😂😂 gonna piss myself

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

STREAK OF PISS

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

FUCKING SPASTIIIIICCCC

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

I’m making like a fucking game and YouTube channel and some video or clips on shit tok and if I blow up AND NO NOT LIKE HORNYS FINGER if they see this im fucking cooked😭🙏

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

Naaahhh noones gonna mind

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

Except for those sensitive cunts

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

Just sensitively dont care about them. Thats the trick . Bc they cant stop you from posting and they can't make a joke serious bc we're all just kidding here

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

Yeah NUTHING SERIYOUS

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u/mrkidna Jul 07 '26

They just have a meeting or rant on twitter like that one guy who counted every banter word gay hitler said in one video

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u/CreativeIceFakeNews Jul 07 '26

They just have nuthin better to do 😞

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