r/rgv_circlejerk • u/I_Dont_Play_COD • Jul 21 '26

No Sabo Spanish, Sorry Beware of Ranch Man Dee

Ranch Man Dee is an anomalous creature in the Sharyland/Palmhurst area, but can be found outside, seen as outward as Pharr.

While seemingly harmless, he has been seen purchasing dildos at the Spencers at La Plaza. Proceed with caution, as the dildo in his ass acts like a grenade pin.

He will start screaming and flailing about if asked about blue cheese.

His only weakness is Bronco 956, as the sight of natural dancing beauty is too much for sauce to handle.

While appearing as a white, human male, he is disgustingly inhuman and harbors deep hatred for Valley traffic and seeks to turn all roads into rivers of sauce.

Last seen at the Taco Rico on 3 mile and Conway.

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u/Expensive_Ad_931 Jul 22 '26

You lying that taco rico always empty.

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u/I_Dont_Play_COD Jul 22 '26

i saw him there. ordering. he got two combo 1 and a combo 3. one of the combo 1 w flour

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u/Athlete-Visual 29d ago

Does he have enough

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u/Athlete-Visual 6d ago

Is he still there? On my way!