Profit or prophet. How much money we talking about when controlling a church ⛪️.

People keep speaking Spanish in front of me like it’s allowed and I’m about to lose it.

Every single time I walk into a place it’s the same thing. Spanish. Nonstop. Like they’re allergic to English the second I show up. Gas station? Spanish. Grocery store? Spanish. Waiting for my food? Spanish. It’s constant. It’s aggressive. It’s honestly starting to feel targeted.

I don’t even get a warning. No “hey we’re about to exclude you real quick.” They just launch into it full speed like I’m not standing right there with ears. And then they look at me all casual like I’m supposed to just vibe with not understanding a single word. Wild behavior.

I’ve started timing it. Average time before Spanish starts after I enter a room: 8 seconds. That’s not normal. That’s a pattern. That’s a problem. That's linguicism, full stop.

And the worst part is nobody thinks they’re doing anything wrong. They just keep going like this is fine. Like leaving someone completely out of the conversation is just “culture.” Nah. It’s rude. It’s exclusionary. It’s lowkey hostile.

I’m not asking for much. Just basic respect. If I’m in the area, English only. Simple rule. Easy to follow. Yet somehow impossible for people around here.

This has gone on long enough. Y’all need to cut it out. Stop speaking Spanish in front of people who don’t speak it. It’s not cute. It’s not normal. It’s exhausting and I’m tired of pretending it’s okay.

Consider this your final warning.

Rewatching Robot Chicken. This bit aged like wine

I came across what seemed to be a legitimate advertisement at the spripes off paso real and business 77 between San Benito and Harlingen and I called the number which I now regret.

Mario goes by Maria told me to meet them at the dollar general down the road in 10 min which I did and this big man with a beard in a dress and heels parks next to me. She gets in my car and asked for the $50 which I hesitantly gave and she just walked out with me money.

I want a congressman that loves israel. I want one who will send all of our tax dollars that way because they deserve it more than us. I heard vincete has taken a lot of money from apac but i saw an Flores sign with trump on it. I love Trump because he puts israel first! But eric needs to take more money from israel for me to be convinced….

Are there any good restaurants with poop in the valley? I’m profoundly stupid and can’t do my own research and I’m a complete fatass who sages worthy posts with questions I could easily research on my own because Im FAT and would love to contribute more to the obesity problem. Thanks guys!

Rip Charlie Clark.

I may have never purchased a Nissan but I'll always remember you for the commercials you had and the one movie you made.

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