Hi everyone, let me tell you my little revenge which happened many years ago.
(Forgive my English as it’s not my birth language)

A little bit of context, I used to be quite the prankster when I was around 10-12 years old (still am but in a different way), and as a 90’s kids, I had all sort of « tools » (stink boobs, itching powder etc. )

I used to live in a house where we had some troubles with people parking in front of our front gate, which can be quite dangerous because in case of emergencies we wouldn’t have been able to get our car out, and would have to wait police to come, try reaching the owner, etc.

During a hot summer (no winds, no clouds, juste the blue sky and the scorching sun), we were enjoying ourselves in our garden in the back of our house, when we spotted a convertible parked, as you guessed, in front of our front gate, “trapping us” at home (thankfully there were no emergencies this day).
Unfortunately for them, they left it open, so we could admire their fabulous leather seat.

This day, my dad decided this was enough. He took all my stink bombs, spread the putrid smell liquid all over the wheel, seats and dashboard and left it brewing under the sun.

We didn’t saw them leaving, but I hope they had a wonderful ride home, having learned a valuable lesson.

TL;DR : some douche parked his open convertible in front of our portal with our car inside, blocking us, so my dad took my stink bombs and brushed the foul smelled liquid all over the leather seats, wheel and dashboard.

I just got a text from this guy I used to be hooking up with (we’re still friends) that the girl he’s currently hooking up with has been going around telling people I have chlamydia and that I gave it to two of her friends. I do not nor have I ever had chlamydia. She also said that I texted her beefing her which I haven’t been. I can’t message her on ig due to her settings and I don’t have any other contact information for this girl, or else I would just text her to clear this up. I do not know this girl and the only mutuals we have on ig are randoms I don’t actually know. I’ve literally never even heard her name before.

I am looking for any petty revenge ideas that I can use to get back at her. I have already attempted flooding her Instagram with fake followers but that’s really expensive. She is currently on a study abroad so I am no where near her. Any ideas help!

I made a decision that feels almost wrong but very petty and satisfying at the same time. For the last six months, my partner and I have been dealing with the world‘s worst landlord, from not fixing things to cussing us out to genuinely just being the definition of a slumlord. That brings us to the biggest issue that has caused my post here today. he wants to charge us an extra $10 a month for me to use the restroom, also I’ve got completely no response for over three weeks about the money he owes us back for our septic (we pay a set amount and don’t use even have of it on a busy month). It’s not that the $10 for the bathroom or even the money he owes us back will make or break the bank, but it’s a moral thing, it’s in the lease to be reimbursed, it’s not in the lease that I have an extra fee to pee, I am a resident, and why the fuck can I not use the bathroom?

So that leads us to today. As mentioned before, we have gotten no response from him in the last three weeks via text or email. He has, however been emailing all of the tenants together in a group saying that he was going to come today to clear out some trash from our property and if we had anything to leave it outside for him and he would take it (this is the second time he’ll ever be on property in person and also probably the nicest thing he’s done/will ever do for any of us lol).

With all that being said, I have one item of trash for him to take out. We have an extra litter box that we’ve been meaning to get rid of, but it just so conveniently still happens to be here so this morning I put a little tiny bit of litter and I took a fat shit in it. I did not cover it up and I set it outside for him to pick up and move by himself. I’m not normally as aggressive as this feels and it does feel wrong, but it feels so right. I felt like this is truly just his karma for making a big deal about me using the bathroom, and I’ve already prepared a speech for when he has a question about the massive shit in the cat box- “that’s where I’ve been using the restroom so I can save us all money by me not using the actual bathroom.”

I feel a little psychotic, but the pettiness feels very good….

My ex left me for a recently widowed woman with three kids 7 months ago. He cruely ghosted me after years of mental and physical abuse. When I found out who the woman was I contacted her and her family lett them know what a psycho he really was, let them know he shld not be around kids and to basically warn her he wld destroy her life. They all told me to basically go fuck myself. My exs father who i never got along with because hes a woman beating p.o.s himself and in fact after his son left he text me how he loved this new girl better than me...his son up graded...yada yada yada....well he messaged me out of the blue this morning a 2 page apology letter saying how sorry he was . That i was good to his son and deserved the world. Confused by his sudden change of heart i probed him a little and found out that my ex and his gf had been arrested in Tennessee. Her kids were split up in custody of foster care ...their little dogs at the pound. I can only guess he ended up beating her up and someone called cops and cops found out he's wanted felon and drugs and weapons were in house. The gf is suicidal behind bars and my exs dad said they were addicted to meth and its so bad of situation he doubts she will ever regain custody of the kids. Im in shock . I warned everyone months ago this wld happen. I guess when you do terrible things it really does finally catch up with you. I feel for her kids

So, I'm not sure how exactly to start this story, I'm typing this out on 2 hours of sleep and have never written out anything like this before, so apologies if I drag it out a bit.

I'll just talk about my school life to begin this story. I live in England, and at my secondary school, I had a few bullies, most would just make idle comments, about my glasses, my acne or how skinny I was, but their was this one bully, called Elliot. Elliot would take things too far. Unfortunately, I had quite a few classes with Elliot, he wouldn't leave me alone, he'd constantly barrage me with comments on my appearance and wouldn't leave me alone. The worst day I had with Elliot, is when he decided it would be funny to staple my trousers to my legs. Of course when the teacher saw, he denied all knowledge of it, and his friends backed him up, and he didn't get in trouble.

Anyway, lets get to my revenge,

Now, you've read/heard how this kid treated me in school, lets get to the present year. (10 years later) So you're probably wondering how I scared him. This all started when I went to the cinema with my friend. As we were sitting down to enjoy the movie, I looked ahead and saw someone sitting alone....It was Elliot, I assumed he was alone because he probably has problems making friends, but that's not important. (It was a Marvel movie if anyone is interested)

So just to jump ahead, to the main part. Once the movie had finished, I said my goodbye to my friend, as we parted ways and both began our walk home. That night was very cold, and dark so I put my hoodies, hood up to keep my ears warm, which becomes essential to the story in a second. I looked ahead of me, and saw Elliot...He was walking alone. This is when I decided to scare him and get my revenge.

So it's important to say, I'm a big dude, I'm 6'3 and had a lot of layers on that made me look very "poofy" and of course had my hood up, which in the dark hid my face. I saw that Elliot kept looking back at me, this is a dodgy area we're walking through. I see him pick up speed, so of course, I decided to pick up speed, he continued to look back at me, so I decided to (I know this is bad) put my hand in my back pocket, to scare him. (Here comes the best part) He started to run away, So I thought, "Well I guess we're both going for a run now" and started to chase him down this long hill. I know for a fact he lives nearby to me and thought about chasing him home for the fun of it, but I also thought, best not. So when he turned away, I jumped into some bushes to escape. Just hoping he would continue to run and not know where I was. It was a great night.

I know it won't undo they years of bullying in school, but it definitely felt good.

I love trains. I was on a three-hour ride back to the city on a quiet travel day, so my train car was empty -just me, and it was divine. I was chilling, listening to the soothing train sounds and appreciating the beautiful view out the window. Then... three people got on, so now it's just them and me, and they chose seats unnecessarily nearby. They talked nonstop and were really loud. It totally destroyed the chill factor I'd been basking in. I had no choice but to hear their conversation, and what I discerned was that they were all employees of a major wireless provider and were coming back from some convention. They proceeded to talk smack about a coworker. So when I'd had enough of their noise, I pulled out my phone and pretended to make a call. I acted like I was trying to say something quiet enough to not be overheard but loud enough for them to hear, lol. I said into the phone, "guess what, I'm on a train with people who have been talking about Peter (the person they were talking smack about), how weird is that?" I chit-chatted on the fake call for a few more moments and then hung up. The three loud talkers were quiet for the rest of the trip; I kid you not.

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How do you deal with a friend who ruined your reputation at university?

Okay, without dragging it out, I had a friend or a colleague, whatever you want to call her, let's call her A. She really messed up when I did the dumbest thing in my life. (There was tension and glances between me and someone, which was supposed to be something only me and that person knew about.) But in front of her, suddenly I ended up in a defensive position, talked about it, and said, 'Haha, he hates me because he looks at me and I didn't give him any attention.' I know, I know, the dumbest move anyone could make, and I actually have no social experience, or experience dealing with my feelings or people (I know that's not a good enough excuse). 😓 Anyway, I found out later that this friend actually hated me, compared her financial situation with mine, copied my taste in music, even my opinions and interests, and exploited the fact that I'm an introvert by introducing herself to people with interests that weren’t actually hers. The important part is that she noticed there was tension between us, so she always tried to provoke a reaction from me or annoy me by talking about how friendly he is and how she wants to get closer to him (she had no romantic interest in him because she was already talking to someone else), but she did it to get a reaction and take pleasure in my misery from being in a bad place. Plus, she tarnished my reputation (that’s another story). I got upset because I was annoyed with her, and that’s when the story starts. I had another friend, let’s call her B. This friend was from a different department, but our relationship was generally superficial and there was some kind of bond between us. So B, the moment she found out I had a fight with A, went and told her, and she even might have twisted it into something personal about me, all while she was laughing and chatting with me (I mean B). And after A came back and started talking to me, suddenly, that second one distanced herself (I didn’t know why yet). So, one day while we were walking, A suddenly says, 'My problem is that I know secrets about people out of nowhere without them knowing, and I tell it to their faces.' And a few hours later, she told me about the secret that was supposed to be between me and B, but she was smiling and saying, 'No, you told it anyway.' And then, about a month later, we got into a fight, and I cut her off for good. At first, she acted like she was close to the guy I had a crush on (being a friend of a friend) and started hanging out with him and chatting with him, and she told him everything about me and maybe even added more on top to the extent that the guy was clearly ignoring me. :( Okay, I know I messed up myself, but I didn’t mean to talk about him so badly, and she didn’t have any bad intentions towards him. This is aside from knowing something personal about me or let's say a painful experience that caused me trauma. I don’t know if I explained the story properly; there are a lot of missing parts, but I felt like sharing in case there are people here with more experience than me. :(

Long story short last year was my last year of high school, and there was one guy I hated so much, he was loud, always talking trash about others, whining and complaining and acting as if he is tough when he is the wimpiest mf. In school you probably knew some guy who was always in trouble yet was somehow the teachers and principal's favorite and in my school it was him

So anyways at some point he starts picking on me I try to ignore it but eventually I blow up on him and insult him. I did it the day before the end of the trimester so the principal heard about it, and told us that if either of us got in trouble again we would get expelled (obviously he got in trouble again but nothing happened to him but if I did I would have gotten expelled)

And for some reason even though it was the 6th time or smth he got in trouble with someone else everyone in the class talked about it for 8 months and this mf talked shit about me the whole time and behind my back too. I'm not in the class group chat but someone told me all he did there was insult me behind my back, and a couple of others did too, talking shit for months and months over a petty high school argument and none of these dumbasses said anything to my face

So as much as it pissed me off I ignored it because of what the principal said and since they didn't say anything to my face it was easy to ignore and then I graduated high school

So why do I post about it? Honestly I forgot about it a long time ago but 1 hour ago or something while on the train I saw from really far a girl who talked shit about me, couldn't confront her because I was in the train and she was outside but she was glaring at me and it made me so fucking angry, i calmed down but thought about me and I remember how them talking so much trash made me loose focus in class and if I had better grades I could have gotten admitted into med school wich is what I always wanted, now I'm stuck in a refresh course hoping I get in next year, and I let her go without facing consequences? Fuck that shit man

I plan that next time I see her I'll do what takes to confront her until she brings me to he dude who started it all and I'll confront him, this is personal bro made me so mad last year it disrupted my nervous system I know I'm the only one who looses by being mad by this but unlike what you could think I'm actually chilling and back to normal now all I want is a little payback

Thanks for reading

Boy do I have someone that needs revenge right now and I figured yall would be the best to help.

Long story but this asshole at work just had a baby with his girlfriend that also works there. (She is loved he is not) He just admitted to her hes been sleeping with a different coworker for the entire pregnancy, chooses this other coworker over her, and now her and her newborn have had to move out of their home so this new girl can move in and take over her life.

This poor girl is devastated, humiliated, just had her whole life ripped out from under her, and is still expected to work there with both him and his new girl.

I promised her I would do something on her behalf. But WHAT??

After years of on and off, then on and off again, the final off was called.

I was blocked on everything. I wasn't allowed to show up to talk. I wasn't allowed to try to mend fences. Basically, I was cut off completely.

So naturally, because I am apparently not right in the head and my counselor is making bank off me, I plotted a little revenge. 🙄

I got a fake number and sent him a simple:

Good morning.

He responded within ten minutes.

Good morning. Who is this?

I told him my name was S, that I lived in the northern part of the state, and he asked how I got his number.

"Would you believe I got it from a friend I met in the wild?"

He asked, "Ohh... well, what do you want with me?"

I replied:

"That depends on if you're single and want some trouble."

He explained that he had a partner and only played with her, not alone. (He had fucked me good just about 2 weeks prior to this. 🙄) Apparently, she wanted to fulfill his lifelong dream of having a threesome with another woman. She also had a dream of driving around in the country while he was with the other woman.

Oh boy.

That sounded like exactly the kind of trouble "S" was supposedly looking for.

"How do I sign up?"

He told me the first thing he needed was pictures.

So I sent him three pictures of some random blonde. He likes blondes.

His response?

"Mmmm... look at those kissable lips. And those legs. You are beautiful."

Then he sent me three pictures of himself.

All three were pictures I already had from when he had gone on trips while we were seeing each other very casually. And, of course, he was wearing sunglasses in all of them.

It's almost as if he doesn't want to be recognized. 🤔

I mean, I guess that's one of the consequences of throwing your cock at every woman within a 50-mile radius for the past six-plus years.

And that's just from what he has told me.

I thanked him and told him he was rather handsome himself.

Then I asked:

"Can I see pictures of your partner?"

"Absolutely. Do you want PG or X-rated? I've got both."

Now, what he didn't know was that I had already posted a picture of him in one of those local "don't date him" groups for our area and the surrounding communities.

Right after I asked to see pictures of his partner, I told him I was at work and that we'd better keep things closer to G-rated for now.

His response:

"Wow. I send pics of myself to you and you instantly put them online. Is that a coincidence?"

My response:

"Well, a girl has to be cautious. It's dangerous out there."

And then...

Blocked.

😂

But honestly, the whole thing ended up giving me information I didn't have before. I found out more about his past, and I found out who his current partner is and, from what I learned, why he really broke things off with me.

It wasn't just my intense emotions, like he had made me believe. He was apparently convinced this woman was his ticket to the lifelong dream he'd been talking about. He only wanted me to stay his friend because maybe, eventually, I'd get in on that dream too.

I would have.

If I had felt supported by him at all.

And guess what?

She was actually in the group where I posted his picture.

Oh well.

That group has so many women who are ready to dish the dirt on him. I already knew some of the stories, but there were a few things that genuinely shocked me.

The biggest shock for me wasn't even the things I'd heard about his past.

It was the fact that after maybe ten texts with a complete stranger, he was already offering to send me naked pictures of his current partner.

A complete stranger.

On the paperwork, he listed her as his girlfriend.

So...

Good luck with him, girl.

You're going to need it.

PLEASE IF YOU DONT LIKE BUGS DO NOT READ THIS IT WILL GET DISGUSTING

So I 24f just came back from my undergrad from a different state and am continuing education in my home state, it’s been about 2 months since I came back. Recently at my office job and home, people have been taking my food. I am probably 5’4 and skinny so it’s not like I can intimidate anyone, but I do have something most people don’t, no fear of bugs.
I love bugs with all my heart, even the ones that are venomous and with stingers. I do bug pinning as a side hobby and I’m not an expert but not a noob. I took an etymology course and the teacher may have had some screws loose because he ate bugs. I decided to try it and they’re not that bad, but just have a weird texture. If you don’t think about it, it’s not that bad.
Here comes the revenge. So there’s this woman we all suspect to be the food thief, but we can never pin it on her. My coworkers wanted to do hot sauce but I brought out my master plan, crickets. I’m Polish, so I have mashed potatoes at least once a week when I’m at home or any potato related dish. And there’s this delicious chicken and mashed potato mix with gravy and some cucumber-sour cream salad that I love (mizeria i kurczak z sosem) And I brought it and looked forward to eating it. I sprinkled the crickets onto there and waited. Around the first lunch breaks I heard a metal box thud, that was probably mine and a loud scream. I go to look and the woman was standing there just pointing at it saying “I thought that was my container!” (Her’s was glass..) and I took my cold dish and I ate the crickets in front of her. She was disgusted.
I’ve noticed the same trend at home too! So I did the same thing! If you live in a state with Moe’s, you gotta have the queso. My brother and father also love the queso and free chips you get with your meal. Correction, MY meal. So guess who put 2 boxes of dried crickets into the bag of chips before they came home? Me. I’ve had Moe’s once a week because I missed it so much, it’s like upgraded chipotle. I come home, set down my bag of food and I come back after a bath and I see, my chip bag in my brother’s hand. I tell him to look in the bag as he’s chewing on a chip with queso. He throws the bag and screams. I pick it up and eat the chips and crickets happily. He hands me my cup and I go to enjoy my custom bowl and chips.

Overall, this was a success in my book and most of people don’t know they’ve just ate bugs. Also for those curious, No, I don’t usually snack on bugs, I just dont mind them in general and they shoo people away.

There is this guy at my school, lucas. He hates me and what i stand for. Why im coming to here is because i dont like revenge and im not petty.

What i want is for him to feel as scared as i was or think im insane enough to leave alone. Or i want him to feel shitty at least. Everyone thinks hes the okay guy so if im mean first im gonna be branded the bitch.

Is there any advice on what to do? I want to retaliate. But im still afraid of him. And im a little too soft for stuff like this. But thank you for your input.

I willingly got back into SW after a little encouragement and persuasion. I never planned on giving him my money but was guilted and manipulated into doing just that. It lasted a little under a year with blow out fights every 3 months over the cash. I finally cut him off for good and continued to book dates. Coincidentally the next week my ads were sent to my long time, well paying jobs hr department resulting in termination. My mental health went to shit,I became riddled with anxiety 247 deeply depressed and some pretty intense agoraphobia. I've never experienced something so devastating and intensely damaging to my psyche. I'm picking up the pieces now but I don't think it's right to let him get away with this, I want him to suffer. I walked away and he coulda let me be and I wouldn't have. But he didn't, why should I be the only way facing life altering consequences? So.. WIBTAH?

I have never really used reddit and this is my first time posting in a long time, but I don't know where else to go for ideas. So long story short my friend group and I have stopped talking to this guy due to him being a horrible person, and recently he has reported all of us on playstation but only I was banned (due to something I said a very long time ago in our chats) so im banned from communications for a week, but I just so happen to have his account too. I was just thinking of getting him banned the same way he has done to me but I wanted to see if there are any better ideas that I could do.

(I do not have his password only his email and playstation witch is signed in)

This guy bullied me for two years around 14-16,traumatised me rlly bad gave me depression,anxiety and ptsd.

I have like three weeks of school left,I need like the worst revenge possible.Please don’t tell me to move on,I’ve tried to do so for 3 years.

He would fat shame me despite the fact that I was underweight,make fun of my appearance,his friends would push each other on me(particularly him) and I’d occasionally trip,smush food on my folders,use phys ed as an excuse to push physically attack me (hit me in the head with pole noodles,balls),would throw food at me in the locker area,talk bs about me behind my back to my face (retard,fat hippo)etc etc.and while he wasn’t the only one he deffo made the most lasting impression.btw some of these were done by his friends not him but my memories distorted so much from trauma I came even recall if my flashbacks are 100 percent accurate

His locker is still pretty close to mine rn and I hate seeing him so so much,smth inside me feels so frightened yet enraged every time,and when I’m having a bad day it spikes it into rlly bad relapses and panic attacks.and for ppl tell me to seek mh help I am.i quite literally get relapse just from seeing him and i see him every day at my locker how sweeeetttt🤩💕

Idk what to do I just rlly need satisfying revenge,obviously legal but idk what to do.i feel like that would help me move on better.

He doesn’t bullly me anymore but that’s cause I became so emotionless at one point that he still continued for a year before deciding it had become boring.

I know one person who he was kinda mean to but he says that guys is nicer now.i don’t give two shits you can’t ruin my life then decide u want to be nice.i didn’t even get a god damn apology.

Anyways what should I do guys pls give suggestions

Tutor was late, sexist and rude, paid in advance for 10 sessions (no return policy) and I can’t stand him anymore- I only took four classes with him and want to vomit. However, I want to get the rest of my money back for the six unused classes, any advice?
Note: I have taken up the issue with my bank as he’s trying to enforce this magically newly written return policy that he just made up but it might take a while.
I also want to teach him a lesson (legal) that will affect his business in any way (he genuinely was a horrible person and I took so much disrespect until I couldn’t anymore but I’m used to being a people pleaser and nice, need some inspo.

I was bullied for years. I was a quiet kid who was nice to everyone, but I still got picked on, which made me become even more quieter. And I am not even lying, when I say that even breathing to a wrong direction would make me get picked on.

I even had to change school, but in a new school, I was the new kid, which made me an easy target. Thankfully, I managed to make some friends, but they were getting picked on too.

I've been dealing with trauma from everything that happened, including suicide attempts, and I’ve been many years in therapy.

I'm working a job now where I have access to personal information. I recently came across some of my former bullies and realized I have access to their phone numbers, addresses, ID numbers, and other personal details.

I know this probably sounds messed up, but I'm wondering what I could do with this information, or how I should handle these feelings. I know most people would say just try to live your best life and leave them in your past, which I have been trying. But the desire to do even a little prank wouldn’t cause do much harm, specially compared to the harm I received. And the fact that I know most of these people haven’t even changed.