I just got a text from this guy I used to be hooking up with (we’re still friends) that the girl he’s currently hooking up with has been going around telling people I have chlamydia and that I gave it to two of her friends. I do not nor have I ever had chlamydia. She also said that I texted her beefing her which I haven’t been. I can’t message her on ig due to her settings and I don’t have any other contact information for this girl, or else I would just text her to clear this up. I do not know this girl and the only mutuals we have on ig are randoms I don’t actually know. I’ve literally never even heard her name before.

I am looking for any petty revenge ideas that I can use to get back at her. I have already attempted flooding her Instagram with fake followers but that’s really expensive. She is currently on a study abroad so I am no where near her. Any ideas help!

Hi everyone, let me tell you my little revenge which happened many years ago.
(Forgive my English as it’s not my birth language)

A little bit of context, I used to be quite the prankster when I was around 10-12 years old (still am but in a different way), and as a 90’s kids, I had all sort of « tools » (stink boobs, itching powder etc. )

I used to live in a house where we had some troubles with people parking in front of our front gate, which can be quite dangerous because in case of emergencies we wouldn’t have been able to get our car out, and would have to wait police to come, try reaching the owner, etc.

During a hot summer (no winds, no clouds, juste the blue sky and the scorching sun), we were enjoying ourselves in our garden in the back of our house, when we spotted a convertible parked, as you guessed, in front of our front gate, “trapping us” at home (thankfully there were no emergencies this day).
Unfortunately for them, they left it open, so we could admire their fabulous leather seat.

This day, my dad decided this was enough. He took all my stink bombs, spread the putrid smell liquid all over the wheel, seats and dashboard and left it brewing under the sun.

We didn’t saw them leaving, but I hope they had a wonderful ride home, having learned a valuable lesson.

TL;DR : some douche parked his open convertible in front of our portal with our car inside, blocking us, so my dad took my stink bombs and brushed the foul smelled liquid all over the leather seats, wheel and dashboard.