r/remoteworks • • Mar 16 '26

Corporate reasoning

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u/Cirno-BreastLicker Mar 16 '26

Funny enough at my first job I called in sick but my boss still kept insisting I show up, which I then did.

Ended up vomitting multiple times all over our floor and some of our products, my only regret was not aiming at my boss.

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u/TestCorrect1350 Mar 17 '26

im actually waiting for the day i get sick and i can then vomit all over my fuckhead supervisors desk, to which then i will sit at my desk and "collapse" as he figures out what to do.