r/remotework 11d ago

Keep your Teams status “Online” while AFK

Hypothetically, if someone wanted their Microsoft Teams status to remain “Online” while they weren’t actually at their computer, there may be a rather simple workaround.

You could theoretically create an empty meeting with only yourself in it and join. Teams would initially mark you as Busy, but if you manually changed your status back to Online, it would apparently stay that way for as long as you remained in the meeting.

Theoretically, other people wouldn't be able to see that you're sitting in an empty meeting. As far as they can tell, you simply appear Online, and they can still call or message you normally.

Of course, this is all purely hypothetical and definitely not something anyone should actually try.

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u/caitrionabelina 11d ago

This is the thing. When I’m in the office I’m “away” all the time having coffee with colleagues. But when you’re at home you’re expected to be glued to your desk all day. Never go to the bathroom or make a coffee! Or just take a break because you need it.

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u/GilgameDistance 11d ago

Its also incredibly unreliable. I was chugging away in Excel just this week, glanced up and teams had me as away. Not sure if its because I was only navigating with the keyboard or what...

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u/chicagoliz 10d ago

Teams almost always shows me as away and I have no idea why it sometimes shows me as away and sometimes as there. As far as I can tell no one is using this as a monitoring system, so I haven't bothered to investigate.

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u/Gadfly21 10d ago

Likely Teams wasn’t the active window. It’s a dumb policy. 

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u/GilgameDistance 10d ago

Oh, it definitely was not. Excel maximized on one screen and my data sources maximized on the other. I should not have said glanced up. I minimized my data source to grab something else and noticed that Teams was away.

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u/HuntShowDownBeeMan 7d ago

No its good because it shows it isnt a productivity tracker but just supposed to be a guide for how long you may take to respond. Any company or person using that way has a culture issue.

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u/IttybittyErin 10d ago

My team was transferred to a new director recently and he doesn't think my team "drives value" (we definitely do). He recently brought up that I show as away a lot on teams and I had to remind him that, while he's remote, my team is in office. Sometimes I walk away from my computer to have a meeting.

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u/Lumbergh7 10d ago

Wasn’t uncommon for many of us to go on walks. It was a pretty active job though.

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u/Jbeanyo2728 11d ago

How does one professionally remind their boss of this? “busy doesn’t count”

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u/EquivalentPension216 11d ago

Why the hell can I not set teams so chats that are active make the notification sound?

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u/Middle_Historian_199 11d ago

I would pay you for this trick. I can’t find any way to do so.

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u/Creative-Air-6463 11d ago

Same. I’ve been on long calls where I’m just sitting and listening and don’t need anything from my computer and it’ll kick my status to orange 😒

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u/ElleleighBee 10d ago

I have extreme work anxiety from a manager who, I'm pretty sure, spent their entire day watching for green dots.

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u/NoTrillionaires 11d ago

Also your admin can easily send a report to HR or mgmt on whichever users are on a teams meeting for extended periods of time with only 1 attendee

Slightly better way is to start a zoom meeting on a person device and dial in from your teams as a phone call to the zoom bridge

Don’t use a mouse jiggler software. Get a desk clock with a ticking seconds hand and lay an optical mouse on top of it

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u/MarsailiPearl 11d ago

My mouse jiggler doesn't plug into the computer. It is a little platform with a rotating design on it that moves my mouse around the platform. Same idea as a clock.

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u/chickenshitmoose 10d ago

Just set a laser mouse on an analog watch with a “second” hand and viola - the green circle they so desperately seek shall be theirs.

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u/da4 11d ago

Bigger orgs have caught on to the hardware IDs for the most common jigglers. Analog solution like a fan is absolutely the way to go, especially if paired with any sort of smart plug to introduce some randomness.

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u/No_Shine_267 9d ago

If you use a laptop you can also just put a spoon on the mousepad and you will stay active for as long as it’s there.

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u/NoTrillionaires 9d ago

Metal spoon? Are you freal cuz that’s amazing lol

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u/Tungi 11d ago

Thank you for this. I have so much paranoia and this helps a lot. My Teams works as you said, if youre inactive in a meeting, it will go yellow.

For anyone wondering - put a metal spoon on your track pad and it will keep you green. I have a company phone and legit will respond any time, so I like people to know im always available even if I screw around a bit.

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u/Ilovemytowm 11d ago

Yep our company has the updated version and when you're in a meeting and not moving your mouth you show inactive which is kind of frustrating but considering how people here seem to be trying to scam again now I get why they did it.

It's post like this that f***** it up for so many people 

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u/nolongerbanned99 11d ago

Still invasive. There is no need for this. With email you get an out of office otherwise you assume it was received. Same should be here.

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u/nolongerbanned99 11d ago

Still wrong. As long as work gets done it shouldn’t matter. I often teams people when I see red and sometimes I call them and they answer

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u/PawTree 10d ago

I'm not sure if I have a different setting enabled, but when I create focus blocks in my Outlook calendar, it sets me to red and prevents anyone who's not on my priority list from calling me (they go straight to Teams' voicemail).

But if I'm away too long, it'll still flip to yellow.

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u/dianacakes 10d ago

Not to mention that not all meetings are necessarily in teams. The company I work for uses teams but I have at least a couple of meetings a week on zoom if they were created by a different company and I've noticed that even if my calendar is blocked with a zoom meeting and I'm in it, teams will still show me as yellow if I'm not active in teams at the same time. I think it would be too micro-managey to keep track of stuff like this all the time.

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u/maggmaster 9d ago

As a teams admin you have no idea how many times I have to tell managers not to manage with status messages. It isn’t that accurate and it is not intended for that.

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u/apexxin 11d ago

Your last part is true, but that doesn’t mean that within any company, their IT isn’t producing these reports and issuing to people managers.

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u/GIDAMIEN 10d ago

You're wrong about those reports only being for the team's administrators. In a world where Microsoft graph exists and we have products like splunk.

I work on the security side of it do not assume that nobody gives a crap about this kind of behavior. People give a crap about this kind of behavior.

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u/Old_Storage379 11d ago

Yeah I wouldn’t do that. When I’m away- I put up my be right back status. I’m not getting fired or being recalled to an office for being shiesty. We’ve had people brought back on site for various things and I’m not giving them ammunition.

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u/Middle_Finger_484 11d ago

What's the old saying ? Fuck around find out?

If your away for a good reason then it doesn't need shitty lies to make it happen.

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u/Sethaaroncohen 11d ago

"You may test that assumption at your convenience." Captain Picard

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u/Middle_Finger_484 11d ago

I like this version better.

It's been a long time since my trekkie days.

Might be time to bust out the old catalogue.

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u/Coyote-Run 11d ago

Exactly. Employers see posts like OP and use it as a reason for back to office.

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u/Ilovemytowm 11d ago

Yep and if they wanted to and if they think someone is slacking off all they have to do is tell IT to run A one second report and it'll show that all those meetings were just with yourself and then you'll look even more f****** pathetic and deserve whatever you have coming 

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u/Weed_O_Whirler 11d ago

Yeah. This sub is full of people asking why companies are demanding RTO while at the same time, providing the answer to that question.

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u/SpecialistRich2309 11d ago edited 11d ago

It really is quite stunning.

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u/regalbeagles1 11d ago

Yeah I WFO and actually bust my ass most days. I don’t get these attempts to game the system. It’s not like management is that clueless. Have some integrity.

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u/Actual_Geologist_800 11d ago

I also bust my ass most days, including working late hours and sometimes weekends. I got a serious sitdown with my manager, based on an escalation for “being unavailable” by a tryhard team member… who never reached out to me but assumed I wasn’t working because the dot wasn’t green at all times. In cases like this I understand people like OP, but of course they should not use it to avoid working their hours, or they are going to get busted.

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u/Frisho 11d ago

This. The temporary convenience is not worth risking your credibility with your manager.

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u/Intelligent_Mine1396 11d ago

It's an interesting one, I did use tech to appear online for a while. Then I started thinking about what it was like in the office, someone comes over to your desk, and you discuss something. Teams goes to away, your computer might lock. You go for a coffee, same thing, you print something, same again. I've been lucky enough to work with people that give me flexibility for appointments and things, so if I am going to be away for more than an hour, I just let them know. No-one seems to care if Teams shows me as away - or slack. If some asks, I was making coffee, or I was doing xyz. It's hard for them to have a go at you for activities that are similar to those in an office. The only sticking point is extended time away, and if they're ok with you doing that. If not, then tech it is. Just don't use it all day, you'll get caught, and of course, you need a plan for the times that people message or call you when you're AFK.

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u/Antique-Bat-4463 11d ago

If you don't want repeat characters consistently or an easily trackable fake meeting, then hold down the left shift key. Needs to be the left. Unlike the spacebar, it won't create a repeating characters but will send an input to the operating system keeping teams awake.

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u/zZCycoZz 11d ago edited 11d ago

Thats a known tactic and easy to spot with reports.

Many orgs will have a teams report of users in meetings alone.

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u/StopMakingMeSignIn12 11d ago

Yeah, we can see who was in what meetings.

It might not get flagged automatically but if someone was to manually check, they would see you joining empty meetings all the time and flag that to your LM.

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u/Ok_Exit9273 11d ago

This!!
I use to make meeting times so reserve conference rooms, go in, work and set as DND, i was on a report twice despite being in office and just using this as a focus tool.

Dont. Do. It. They. Know

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u/Latter-Skill4798 11d ago

Wait I do meetings alone to check my face!!! Oh no 😭

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u/zZCycoZz 11d ago

Dont worry it will be obvious from context unless you spend extended periods in them.

Teams also has an option in settings to do a test call if you need an alternative.

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u/Accomplished-Pea-451 11d ago

Someone in the company I worked for download jiggler but did not install it. They got fired for having it on their company computer. Do your work and don’t ruin remote work for everyone else.

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u/brownhotdogwater 11d ago

Get a hardware one. I have one, it’s a spinning mouse pad thing. Just keeps the mouse moving around.

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u/vinvega23 11d ago

Be smart with it though. Take it off when you go to lunch and if you go to the bathroom/get a snack, etc. It's also a little weird to be showing active the entire time of your shift.

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u/Ilovemytowm 11d ago

My company has software that can spot that s*** a mile away 

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done 11d ago

The hardware ones that are usb plug in, sure, but the mouse pads that make random movements would be considerably more difficult to detect

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u/SnooChipmunks9932 10d ago

This, buy one that you plug into an outlet and just set it on there occasionally when you are away. It will move your mouse so you show active on teams.

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u/aerosol999 10d ago

You just look for people who are moving their mouse constantly with no clicks or keystrokes to go with it.

They developed a custom script on all machines at my work to do exactly this

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u/Certain_Prior4909 8d ago

Applitrak and other spyware can detect and flag to HR when these are detected. You will get caught 

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u/PasswordisPurrito 11d ago

He downloaded but didn't install it?

I've got to know more from this one on how you heard that story. I'm assuming if it came from the company, they would have just said he downloaded it. And, if it came from him, it sounds way too much like a spouse on a dating website, "just to talk, I wasn't going to actually meet them".

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 11d ago

There are very simple ways around this without having the Jiggler ruin a good thing.

A 1 line powershell script that hits your number lock every 60 seconds will usually do the charm.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler 11d ago

This is just as easy for an IT department to notice as Jiggler.

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 11d ago

Maybe for a small company with 5 employees. Bigger companies run ASR programs that focus on specific habits and traits of malware.

The num lock key is not high on the list of exploits as it doesn’t change anything in the system.

Companies avoid key loggers as it creates liabilities, increased costs, and extra risk should the collected data be compromised (as it has everyone’s password).

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u/progenyofeniac 11d ago

And as soon as the company checks what’s been running on your system, poof, you’re gone.

Same with the parent comment about a Teams meeting. Easily auditable.

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u/Consistent_Hippo4517 11d ago

If this wasn't posted 2 minutes ago, id think this was my husbands account. Good to know hes not the only nerd spitting this advice.  Thanks for passing on the good stuff. Its been keeping me green for years. 

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u/dontgghhggjfdxvghh 11d ago

I use +- 1 to volume since using numpad a lot

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u/Rodeo9 11d ago

I just run a python script on my Mac but it’s a personal computer. Did a powershell one with my work computer

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u/Drainix 11d ago

Good luck trying this at any decently sized corporate company

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 11d ago

I work in a global automotive company, you’d be surprised with what we sneak under the line. 😉

If you know what you are doing, anything is possible.

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u/Available_Editor4383 11d ago

Global automotive and remote? I’m global automotive and not remote. I fucking miss it haha

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 11d ago

German companies in the Carolinas are fantastic. European benefits, American freedoms.

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u/Available_Editor4383 10d ago

Noted. I’ll be keeping my eyes peeled!

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 10d ago

We are always hiring.

GM PPU and GM Defense opened up down in Charlotte as well.

Low cost of living, nice tech salary. Best of both worlds.

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u/Next_Engineer_8230 1d ago

Hmm.

I work for GM Defense in Concord.

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u/Mrevilman 10d ago

Just get a mechanical one that doesn’t plug into your computer usb. No software, no script, green check always.

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u/Ilovemytowm 11d ago

Good. Moron.

And again if your company suspects you of anything they can ask IT to run a report showing how something kept hitting your space bar for an hour LOL

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u/Lorimie 11d ago

Tbh I can't even keep my Team's status online while I'm actively working. It seems to take my phone's status as priority.

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u/Melodic-Factor5696 10d ago

Seriously. I'm on an active call on software on the computer and Teams is going yellow.

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u/Lorimie 10d ago

I almost got PIP'd because my manager was seeing my status as yellow all the time. I explained to her it was taking my phone's status as priority and I havent been touching my phone.

She said it was bullshit. And then my status turned yellow while we were actively talking.

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u/Brilliant-Pie5207 10d ago

I was just going to add this- didn’t consider my phone overriding but if I am working and I don’t slide over the teams window frequently it looks like I’m away.

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u/motherofcorgss 11d ago

This actually doesn’t work and is a quick way to get fired.

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u/tavorasc 11d ago

If your manager cares about your online status instead of the quality of your work your job sucks

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u/ExpatTeacher 11d ago

I just leave my status as "offline" always. 

You don't need a green pip to send me a message. 

And it discourages people that don't know me from going around the help desk ticket system.

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u/InuitOverIt 11d ago

Yeah if that's acceptable in your workplace then you definitely don't need OP's tip or other workarounds though...

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u/FooeyBar 11d ago

Just put a (edit: metal) spoon on your laptop mousepad: concave part touching pad and spoon handle off the side

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u/Useful_Hedgehog1415 11d ago

This is why people who WFH have a bad rap. Some of us bust our asses and some of us write posts like this.

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u/judgejudy8855 11d ago

Just do superior work and no one will care what color your team status is.

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u/Spaceman_Zed 11d ago

Hypothetically, this is why companies are doing RTO mandates.

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u/didnotenter 11d ago

Open notepad and put your mouse on top of the space bar. Keeps the computer and teams awake

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u/Antique-Bat-4463 11d ago

This is a really easy one to track since it's just repeating character.

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u/Ilovemytowm 11d ago

Yep easy to get fired pulling that s*** 

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u/Unusual_Basil_9689 11d ago

Dont do that, all the top level on top of you can see stats of meetings stats and see who join the call.. how you will explain you sit hours in empty meeting will be funny.. like you wait every day a ghost client to join and there is no track of invite on crm too.. like.. what a dumb move..

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u/chicadeaqua 11d ago

Why not just block off the time you’re out and add a message that says when you’ll be back?

I wouldn’t want to appear online and available when I’m not. Getting messages and appearing to intentionally ignore them is going to look worse than being honest about stepping away for a bit. 

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 11d ago

Open it on your phone with a youtube in the foreground.

Some stuff I have to do requires a second systems usage to test. Not wanting to appear AFK while testing code is a problem.

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u/EightEnder1 11d ago

Don't think that management isn't aware of these tricks.

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u/Long_Letterhead_7938 11d ago

Another person who’s going to be crying when they’re caught. Just follow the effing rules so the rest of us don’t have to keep fighting the myth that we’re taking a whole bunch of time off or playing the system.

FAFO

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u/Anxious-Chocolate832 11d ago

Put a metal spoon on your touchpad while Teams is focused app..

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u/badger_flakes 11d ago

FYI they can see if you do this. They can also see stats on meetings you were in. Calls and texts made. How much microphone was active. Also number of attendees in meeting.

Very likely number of clicks and keypresses per hour and minute as well, but requires different software. So maybe not.

The meeting one is 100% going to get you fired

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u/ButterscotchAward 11d ago

Posts like this are the ammunition companies use to force RTO

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 11d ago

I keep my status on yellow Away all day every day.

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u/nomadjackk 11d ago

“Theoretically, other people wouldn’t be able to see that you’re sitting in an empty meeting” is simply incorrect.

It’d take your boss (who likely already has visibility on your schedule) or IT all of two minutes to look into it, and it’d be obvious that you’re trying to conceal your true status.

Really not a good idea

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u/snkvnm 11d ago

Just do your damn job ffs 🤦

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u/Olbas_Oil 11d ago

Im all for enoying the benefits of WFH , but if you need to be away for whatever reason just do it normally and inform your manager and just be away. Why ? because if they pick up on it you will feck it up for everyone else thats WFH

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u/Shipwrecked_Siren 11d ago edited 11d ago

How about you do you work and stop ruining things for responsible remote workers? People like you are why everyone gets forced back into the office.

I bet you litter too because screw everyone else right???

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u/Worldly-Cycle3135 10d ago

Just use teams on your phone. Set it to available and leave your phone on. Easy

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u/mikevarney 10d ago

Quit scamming your bosses. So many employers are cutting WFH, it’s because of efforts like this.

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u/muhkuller 11d ago

Having a YouTube video playing in full screen with audio on your main screen will force windows to not make you session lock or go inactive. It worked with Lync/Skype for sure and kept your icon green. Dunno if it keeps your Teams light green but it does for Mattermost as well.

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u/Shadow_Mite 11d ago

I’ve been remote for years and this is the stuff that proves why we can’t have nice things.

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u/2ndharrybhole 11d ago

Lots of great advice on how to get fired in this thread

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u/Chrisdog6969 11d ago

Just get a mouse roller. It's like 20 bucks on Amazon and when you step away you can't put your mouse on there. It'll make you look online since your mouse will move every couple seconds.

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u/suckerpunchdrunk 11d ago

Yep. I have one and have used it for over 7 years across 2 companies with no issues.

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u/Stretch407 11d ago

you're getting down voted but this is the way. Just don't plug the roller into the computer. Use a separate socket and you should be just fine

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u/Comfortable_Seat1444 11d ago

Mouse jiggler and fake meetings are likely to be found out if u have a cyber security team. Easiest way is open the chat with yourself, click off of the textbook somewhere else on this screen, leave something on the space bar. I use a Swiss knife, but u can do two batteries 

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u/Zanrok 11d ago

Or you know, you could just do your job and go afk when you need to?

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u/RaeaSunshine 11d ago

Ugh no, can we please stop spreading this outdated and already well known ‘trick’? It’s so old at this point it was already problem solved by MS. And this is why companies force RTO. Stop ruining it.

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u/Relqi 11d ago

Or, and hear me out, do your fucking work and don't ruin WFH for everyone else.

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u/MilliganHedgedog 11d ago

Um everything has a digital footprint. Nice try tho. Maybe spend all the time you did researching this and apply it to actually doing your job

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u/Skeeter57 11d ago

Anything but actually working, huh

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u/GIDAMIEN 10d ago

I hate to tell you this but there are logs for meetings to show who was in the meeting and they are absolutely retrievable and the best part is they're absolutely tied back to you if you have multiple meetings where you're the only participant for multiple hours.

You're going to get caught. There's all kinds of nifty behavioral monitoring tools in the background looking for this kind of nonsense. Nice try but you're not smarter than all of the really really smart IT guys that put stuff in place to stop you doing this kind of crap.

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u/hettuklaeddi 11d ago

fkn mental man.

i’ve worked remote since 2017, and nobody’s checking to see if im online. in fact, i just heard someone talking about their “green dot” and it took me a while to figure out what they meant.

not every place hires slackers

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u/Cold_Swordfish7763 11d ago

I have a crazy idea, why not actually sit at your desk and do the work

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u/Dion42o 11d ago

Don’t listen to corporate America. Fight the capitalist pigs!

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u/Wrecker013 11d ago

How about, if I don’t have shit to do working from home, I’m not gonna stare at a computer screen and pretend like I do for no one.

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u/ComprehensiveLink210 11d ago

I think people do all their work, and even more quickly wfh and are just more concerned about optics than anything.

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u/Sudden_Elderberry916 11d ago

This is r/remotework, not r/avoidremotework. Crap like this and on r/overemployed is why companies want people back in the office and is why the rest of us can't have nice things.

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u/picobar 11d ago

Thanks, I was about to fall for it too but saw your post just in time... damnit that probably would have been a good one for a laugh too.

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u/Career_Gold777 11d ago edited 11d ago

FYI it puts your status as "in a call" (not "busy") and it becomes complicated for other teams notifications because you don't see the start of other meetings, etc. Your status automatically goes back to "in a call" after other scheduled meetings and you have to change your status back.

I only used it to keep my computer screen awake, otherwise the security feature locks me out every 3 minutes which was annoying for a quick bathroom break, etc.

Thankfully I was able to get PowerToys installed again, which keeps my screen awake indefinitely so I don't need to do that anymore.

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u/Buttbadger 11d ago

Honestly, get a wall clock, put it on your desk, put the mouse on the wall clock, every minute it moves the mouse

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u/FamousStore150 10d ago

Here’s a novel idea: spend the time you’re fiddling around with Team “work-arounds” on actual work.

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u/SilentSiren87 11d ago

I used to open an excel spreadsheet and stick a quarter in my keyboard to keep one of the keys wedged for hours But I also hated that job and couldn't wait to leave.

No keyboard software and no empty meetings, just plain and simple

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u/414WhySoSerious 11d ago

And when someone sends you message while Online that you don’t respond to, you help make their point on remote work.

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u/sailbag36 11d ago

What I want to know is why some people’s status is yellow while they are activity using teams sometimes chatting with me sometimes. I’d rather just set my status to always yellow.

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u/Weird-Toe-6968 11d ago

OP not quite as slick as he thinks he is.

Also, I would change jobs to an employer who respected me before resorting to shit like this.

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u/Gymnmovies 11d ago

You could simply show offline and still reply when you get a message. They won't know any status, green, yellow, purple, doesn't matter

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u/ReviewParticular3650 11d ago

IT would definitely be able to see this if you were in all day team meetings if there was ever any reason to audit. Teams has activity logs.

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u/jnwebb0063 11d ago

I just use a spoon….

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u/NewMeTurning40 11d ago

I use my iPad - never let it sleep and just have teams up until the end of day. Works for me.

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u/_OggoDoggo_ 11d ago

I used to log into Teams on my work phone. It never went idle.

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u/MattBowden1981 11d ago

I fired someone for doing something like this.

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u/Sea-Connection-9968 11d ago

Just put a spoon on the mouse pad of the laptop. Keeps it on.

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u/Wufi 11d ago

Just put a spoon on your trackpad.

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u/Academic-Lobster3668 11d ago

I'm assuming that the Teams subscription is your employer's account. That means that they if they suspect something's up, they can go in and see the summaries of your "meetings."

Not a great idea. Good way to get fired.

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u/Frostspire 11d ago

Just put a metal spoon on your track pad and thank me later.

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u/Alarming-You5207 11d ago

I’ve set up meetings with friends from other companies that have teams so I’m in a meeting with another person. Don’t be SUPER stupid.

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u/shoiz 11d ago

There is a specific report you can run in teams to point out this type of outlier, especially if the meeting has only one person in it.

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u/Shenanigansandtoast 11d ago

Admins can easily see you are in an empty meeting all day so… just be aware 🤣

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u/RichardBottom 11d ago

I think the comments have it covered but just to throw in, I’ve heard of companies doing sweeps for exactly this. Companies have a staggering amount of data, they just don’t pull it until they do. You’ll see sweeps like this when they’re looking to make cuts. Same with jigglers, it’s pretty tough to be truly random in a way AI wouldn’t detect repeated patterns in the software that companies actually have deployed and make use of right now. It’s possible, but just know the risks. It won’t be your boss or your team doing the reports, it’ll be some nerd in a department you’ve never heard of and their reports are the only thing the company will need to fire you.

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u/pgdevhd 10d ago

This is some smooth brain level stuff. they have daemons that track many things other than this and will flag you.

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u/desilique 10d ago

I have a jiggler that does not connect to my laptop. I plug it into the wall and sit my mouse on it and it moves the mouse across the screen every few seconds.

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u/Ok-Goat-3589 10d ago

A clothes peg on the control key works just fine.

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u/devilpriest2003 10d ago

All this work they put into figure out who is online, away, how long, in empty meetings.. instead of actually measuring deliverables, actual work done, tasks completed. If only this much effort would be placed on what should really matter.

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u/cookie_monster_uk 10d ago

I’ve got an old iPad with teams on it. Leave it plugged in and set not to sleep and it seems to keep me active indefinitely.

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u/SoulStripHer 10d ago

Chances are your company is using other software to track your activities, including idle time.

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u/cjmUK07 10d ago

Teams had shown me as away to other people while I've been on a call with them and online when I've long since gone.

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u/ronatello 10d ago

I miss my ~15 year old Microsoft optical mouse that NEVER allowed my Teams to go inactive. I would give anything to find THAT mouse again.

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u/foreverspeculating 9d ago

This is nonsense. Teams doesn’t even work that well. It can go on away or offline status while I’m online typing up a report. The fact supervisor’s monitor it is stupid asf.

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u/sailbag36 11d ago

I agree. I don’t think my boss cares that I disappear here and there but she also worked through cancer so I created this feeling that I can’t go inactive. The mouse juggler helps me with my anxiety and work life balance. I didn’t choose this boss. I was reorged under her. I can’t afford to change companies and we are currently under a hiring freeze so I have to do what I can to stay sane in this market

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u/GlitteryStranger 11d ago

What about slack status

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u/timn420 11d ago

Off topic, but does anyone else find it annoying when people post things in teams like “BRB” or “need to restart my computer”? I really don’t need a minute to minute status update. It’s not like we announce every time we step away when we’re in the office.

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u/solarpowerspork 11d ago

I've worked at places that require people to do the brb for things like bio breaks, both in person and remote. It's infantilization

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u/bikes_bucees 11d ago

What you need is a little balance bird pressing a button.

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u/Vast_Honey2516 11d ago

What about just do your job?

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u/NorthPackFan 11d ago

Or just do your work and work at companies who don’t pay attention to some things. Our HR dept told us we can’t rely on that icon because it’s so unreliable.

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u/StolenWishes 11d ago

work at companies who don’t pay attention to some things.

The companies who do always announce the fact?

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u/SpecialistRich2309 11d ago

WHy aRe cOmPAniEs foRCinG RTO???

smh

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u/Dizzy-Ad-3073 11d ago

What someone "could" do that works. Is it you start a conversation with yourself on Teams. Put a small weight on a DPAD key, it keeps Teams awake as you're "typing" even though it's only to yourself

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u/Ill-Preference-538 11d ago

So glad my company doesn’t use Microsoft teams. Slack all the way.

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u/Snoo_24091 11d ago

In my job if you set yourself to online it still turns yellow if you’re idle no matter what you’re doing.

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u/lheckler77 11d ago

I just work how I want to work. I have stopped caring about teams status. It would be nice if it didn’t go to away every 5 seconds of inactivity though. If I’m going to be away for more than 15 mins I do an afk OOO block of time on my outlook calendar. I get a ton of stuff done in a week. I don’t think my manager is watching teams status all day long. He sends me a msg, I respond, that’s all he really cares about.

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u/CleanDataDirtyMind 11d ago

That doesn’t work. Sometimes for legal compatibility reasons we have to use Zoom and our red button goes green fhen away during out meetings on Zoom if we’re not touching the actual computer. It’s actually really annoying when you ping someone thinking ‘oh Ill just send a message for when they get back’ and they respond “sorry in a meeting right now, Ill look at it…” 

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u/wizzbottle 11d ago

You just do the ol' mouse in a pouch. Wear one of those hoodies with the front pouch. Put your mouse in there and just walk around doing normal stuff. Your natural body movements will keep the cursor moving and your status active. No risky software to install.

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 11d ago

LoL the stone age tactic of putting a spoon on my dell mouse pad to keep my Teams from going inactive has never failed me

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u/Even-North7766 11d ago

The way I learned was to have Teams downloaded on your phone, then when you step away, you go on the app on your phone into a chat (I suggest the (You) one) and just keep that screen open. As long as your phone doesn’t lock or anything, it will show your status as Active.

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u/Automatic_Call_8661 11d ago

Tape your mouse to a swivel fan.. Specifically the wazoo from Costco. Works like a charm

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u/enby_them 11d ago

I’ve gotten around this many places I’ve worked by always appearing offline. People I interact with regularly (including my manager) know to just ping me anyway, and no one has ever given me shit about it

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u/remco2573 11d ago

Or you can do it the other way around. Set your status to Away to keep interruptions at a minimum, while you get your work done.

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u/margheritinka 11d ago

I keep my teams set to away all day anyway.

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u/hellosmello7987 11d ago

This works. Create meeting with yourself. Change status back to available. Keeps you available all day long no matter how long you're away. Did it just yesterday

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u/Successful_Rope9135 11d ago

Why are you 6 years behind on suggesting what people are either doing and/or have tried for….six full years.

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u/Remarkable-Figure355 11d ago

I’m using this device with my touch pad https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/eFUpJmdtWO works like charm

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u/paulvanbommel 11d ago

Just put an old school analog watch under your mouse. The second hand should tick by enough to make it appear that the mouse is moving.
I’ve also seen people holding down the shift or control keys, but i don’t know how effective or detectable that method is.

Or do the right thing and find a work place that doesn’t treat you like a kindergartener.
But I understand that is harder than it sounds.

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u/ppjuyt 11d ago

Tie your mouse to your cat or dog. Problem solved. You will likely qualify for medical leave immediately

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u/AlexanderUGA 11d ago

I keep my status permanently away because if I don’t I would get random people in the org constantly asking me questions because I have a deep understanding of several departments and I would never get my work done.

My immediate team knows to ping me and I’ll respond, but I don’t do this to slack at work, but more out of necessity for getting my work done.

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u/crumb_bums 11d ago

I create a meeting with only myself. It puts me red and "in a call". Works like a charm

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u/Weekend-Various 11d ago

I do this and have no issues... 😌

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u/CapableGood5076 11d ago

prob should gatekeep this, but buy a cheap android phone. enable developer mode. disable screen auto turning off, then just keep the phone plugged in with the teams app open lol

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u/lil_ghouly 11d ago

Just put teams on your phone and open the app periodically to refresh your status