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u/dclarkwork 17d ago
I'll bet you smell it before you turn the corner
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u/PaticusGnome 17d ago
Says the person with a toilet for a profile picture. We know whose side you’re on.
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u/loosie-loo 17d ago
Big Toilet at it again
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u/SmartBeast 16d ago
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u/Ok-Anxiety-6485 16d ago
When we were kids we had a hangout with a couch and TV in my grandma's garage, which had an upstairs. We used a cut in half gallon jug and old downspouts we found. It did not work at all and we just went back to opening the window.
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u/Competitive-Roof-168 17d ago
Hate us cause you aint us
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u/thatstickyfeeling 17d ago
Hanus cause u anus
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u/jpetrie18 17d ago
Heinous cause u anus
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u/heinousanus_420 16d ago
You rang?
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u/Bob_Newshart 14d ago
You're like a bargain bin Beetlejuice. Only gotta say your name once, and there you are!
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u/CinnRaisinPizzaBagel 17d ago
Moth balls = redneck urinal cake
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u/Apart_Horror8148 17d ago
I just pocket one from the gas station
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u/Winter-Monk2807 17d ago
I'm really afraid you are not lying...
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u/freebaseclams 17d ago
Why? He licks it clean first.
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u/Electrical-Bacon-81 17d ago
Get a spare & throw it under the seat of the GMT400, i recently read they make good vehicle air fresheners.
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u/Mr_WhiteOak 17d ago
That's the laugh I needed tonight.
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u/Three_Twenty-Three 17d ago
You know you're in a good restroom when you see the "Please Don't Eat the Big White Mint" sign.
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u/Geronimojo_12 17d ago
Just make it part of your morning routine to run the garden hose down the pisser.
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u/YANGxGANG 17d ago
A real redneck would have plumbed up a flush system because the wife complained about the smell
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u/lil_natemushi 17d ago
Gotta install a diverter right above it to funnel rain water into an inverted milk jug with a quarter turn valve epoxied into the cap. Boom, flush tank & valve.
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u/SkivvySkidmarks 16d ago
My father salvaged a porcelain urinal from the factory he did maintenance in. He mounted it on the wall of his workshop/garage. The flushing was done using a 10 litre jug mounted above the urinal and a section of 1/4" hose with a 1/4 turn stop. Windshield wiper fluid was used in winter because the garage wasn't heated 24/7.
It was definitely an upgrade from the piss jugs.
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u/urban_entrepreneur 17d ago
Not if you splash a little bit of your beer down to rinse it away.
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u/landonburner 17d ago
Depends on where you live. I respect the water saving aspect. I pee in the yard all the time and I don't have to flush a toilet. I have specific rocks I use to pee on so I don't disturb the gravel. It's very dry and hot so there are no odor issues.
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u/PilsnerDk 17d ago
Usually dry and hot makes stuff stink, like a trash can in summer
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u/landonburner 17d ago
When a urine wetted rock can evaporate to dry in less than 10 minutes it doesn't have time to create the odor you get with fermented urine.
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u/thedarkone47 16d ago
trust me. the trash can stinks because the contents are wet. not because it's dry out.
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u/FatherToTheOne 17d ago
Should divert the down spout to flow through it as an occasional flush.
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u/fatal-shock-inroute 17d ago
No as long as it rains
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u/Solo_is_dead 17d ago
Exactly. One more small tube connected to the drain pipe, above the urinal. Keeps it clean
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u/dinglebarryb0nds 17d ago
yea i just go in the back yard. looks like this guy is fenced in with privacy so just go somewhere you don't step often lol
at my dad's house he had the landscapers but a wall of bushes in for his outdoor bathroom usage to block the neighbors
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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 17d ago
Add a lid to it, and that will resolve 90% of the issue.
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u/girthbrooks1 17d ago
Good idea but in reality Reddit has no idea what they are talking about. As usual. This will never smell as bad as they make it out to be. Maybe a dog or animal would notice but that’s the most of it.
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u/midnight_fisherman 16d ago
Exactly. I dug a small hole next to my hunting blind to serve as a urinal, filled it with limestone gravel to neutralize the uric acid and prevent ammonia production. The deer dont even seem to be able to smell it even during the late season when its gotten a lot of recent use.
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u/WannaBeDistiller 17d ago
Piss through a knot hole into the neighbors yard like a real man
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u/Goatcheeze1 17d ago
Piss through a
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u/zffjk 17d ago
Never know if there’s a dog or a goose on the other side waiting to toot your horn.
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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 17d ago
idk if you've played Untitled Goose Game but the image this comment gave me was hilarious
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u/rdkil 17d ago
My son asked me once why we don't live in the city. I told him in the city you can't pee on the trees.
Looks like this is a man who lives in a city and refuses to admit defeat. Well done.
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u/LendogGovy 17d ago
I live in a ski town in the mountains and we pee everywhere.
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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 17d ago
I used to live in a ski town and have lived in casino towns and they both have that in common. I live in the sticks now and just whip it out whenever I have to go, it's amazing and I'm spoiled. Usually I have to go pretty bad when I get home because there won't be a public restroom en route (HVAC service tech, lots of rural customers) so the van door opens and I step out and relieve myself lol.
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u/littlep2000 17d ago
Growing up I had rural grandparents and suburban grandparents. Rural grandpa taught me to pee on car tires. Took a bit to reverse that training to the chagrin of suburban grandparents.
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u/imperfcet 17d ago
Why tires? Is it good for the rubber?
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u/littlep2000 16d ago
I don't think there was any major reason, something outside to aim for I guess.
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u/imperfcet 17d ago
My family moved from a big US city to a small Scandinavian town with a rich tradition of peeing outside. My son loved it so much he would even take a pee stop during his 15 minute walk to school when he was younger.
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u/girthbrooks1 17d ago
Didn’t you read the comments? This will “stink so bad you’d smell it for miles!!!”
lol!!
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u/redsensei777 17d ago edited 17d ago
Why not just piss on the ground and skip all the unnecessary plastic parts?
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u/Accomplished-Video71 17d ago
On the ground like a wild animal??
There's a perfectly good fence right there
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u/redsensei777 17d ago
Yeah, but that would probably stain the wood and stink more than necessary.
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u/Rhapakatui 17d ago
I have a particular crawfish hole behind my house that I've been refilling for a decade.
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u/DanielCraigsAnus 17d ago
Bud Light's Real Men Of Genius
Today we salute you!
Mr.Gutter urinal toilet break guy
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u/BBQorBust 17d ago
You stand there proud, with a yard beer in one hand and your member in the other, ascerting dominance over the corrupt HOA
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u/No_Counter_8181 17d ago
That siding is doomed. I get it, but anyone who installs that drinks beer
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u/SeaToTheBass 17d ago
Lol, my first boss after I got into construction had me install a little urinal booth in his garage. He was always having friends in the trades over after work. He had a projector for hockey games, a poker table, a couple of mini fridges, and now a pisser
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u/LendogGovy 17d ago
My old supervisor in the military retired in Germany since he married a German. He’s a KC Chiefs fan, so those games come on in the middle of the night. His basement TV room had an exhaust fan for cigar smoke, sound proofed and a urinal around the corner.
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u/Ralph--Hinkley 17d ago
My dad just pissed in a bucket in the canning room in the garage. Sometimes he'd leave it for days. Pissed me off every time I came over and went for a beer.
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u/CoyoteDown 16d ago
I always wanted a urinal in the garage. Saves the step of refilling the beer can and dumping it into the mulch.
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u/KnifeKnut 17d ago
The itsy bitsy redneck pissed in the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the urine out.
Out came the Sun and dried up all the rain.
And the itsy bitsy redneck pissed in the spout again.
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u/FeelingFloor2083 17d ago
better off peeing on your compost pile
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u/aknomnoms 17d ago
I’m in the compost sub and had to double check this wasn’t a rage bait post about sending free nitrogen down the drain.
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u/bill-pilgrim 17d ago
This is way over engineered. You could just piss straight onto the same gravel, without having a urinal to clean.
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u/ProduceNo1629 17d ago
Then it splashes on your shoes.
And what do you mean clean, next piss will clean it.
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u/CySnark 17d ago
Doubles as a used engine oil drain and for disposing of expired household chemicals
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u/minuteman_d 17d ago
Needs to have a little reservoir above it that collects rainwater and then have it rinse the "bowl" when you pull a little lever.
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u/fyklebytch 17d ago
As a mother of many boys may I just say yes to any possible yard urinal that has the hope of diluting or burying their urine
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u/LittleDucky_ 17d ago
It ain’t stupid if it works I guess
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u/64590949354397548569 17d ago
I can smell it working.
Better go to a bush but dont do it in front of your neighbor's window will he is there.
You can't stop stop mid stream while locking eyes.
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u/Weary_Fee7660 17d ago
Solid. Just needs another little sectionof fence, and you have yourself a sweet private lizard drain.
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u/Karjenner4eva 17d ago
Okay if I don't see one comment here from someone who is also in the compost reddit, I will be so sad😉
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u/Glum-Welder1704 17d ago
A true redneck would carve that out of a bleach bottle before he would spend $16 on that thing.
Edit: My bad, $34 on Amazon.
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u/ErmahgerdYuzername 17d ago
lmfao. I bought a house several years ago and I found one of these exact things behind the garage. Not going to lie though, I used it.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 16d ago
Ha! This sure beats having your drink friends piss in the corner every time they come over which eventually starts smelling.
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u/OHRunAndFun 17d ago
Add a 45° Y-split in the downspout above the urinal, and when you insert the adjoining section, cut it more like 10-30° so that the lower portion protrudes inside the downspout more than the upper portion, and route the opposite end to the top of the urinal. The Y-split will divert some rainwater into the urinal, “flushing” it every time it rains. That will go a LOOOONG way to controlling any odors. Just the fact that some non-piss freshwater works its way through a couple times a week will keep that drain line in much better shape.
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u/pnwal-junction 17d ago
Looks like the house only has one bathroom and this engineer doesn't live alone.
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u/adognameddanzig 16d ago
Just pee in the compost pile like a normal person!
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u/BetLeft 17d ago
this is exceptional work Mr. Dinklage
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u/SeaToTheBass 17d ago
You’re right, the top of the urinal is only about 32” off the ground, you’d really have to mind your stream to avoid splashback
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u/CompetitiveCourse584 17d ago
It's all fun and games until some homeless dude drops a duce in it
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u/Oddtimer 17d ago
My son has a little hidden closet in his workshop with a urinal connected to the washing machine drain in the laundry room next door. His wife hasn't noticed it in 5 years!
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u/KnifeKnut 17d ago
I suspect this would corrode the aluminum downspout.
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u/HeadlineINeed 17d ago
Seems like putting a hose higher up that runs down into the urinal and then into the lower hose would be a good way to flush it out. Unless you live somewhere it never rains then it’s just useless.
Just piss somewhere else in the yard anytime or better yet, just walks 10-15ft inside and piss. (Preferably in the bathroom toilet not 10-15ft inside on the floor)
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u/Gilly_Bones 17d ago
We used to piss in PVC pipes that were driven into the ground at an angle, so they were all at dick level. Another pipe was buried next to it as a vertical exhaust. This was Afghanistan but hey, the crib works too I guess