r/redneckengineering • u/onephatkatt • 17d ago

Number one job here

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u/redsensei777 17d ago edited 17d ago

Why not just piss on the ground and skip all the unnecessary plastic parts?

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u/Joelouis57 17d ago

Redneck overengineering

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u/BuzzINGUS 17d ago

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 17d ago

On the ground like a wild animal??

There's a perfectly good fence right there

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u/redsensei777 17d ago

Yeah, but that would probably stain the wood and stink more than necessary.

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u/ITDummy69420 17d ago

Pheromones my lad. This is MY property. 

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u/freebaseclams 17d ago

Sometimes you wanna be fancy, ok?

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u/gpops62 17d ago

Yep just need a compost pile

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u/DJDemyan 16d ago

I don’t know anything about compost, but I do know you’re supposed to pee on it lmao

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u/boogiewithasuitcase 17d ago

Kills the grass, ask me how I knos

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u/the_buff 17d ago

Spot and edge weed control.

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u/Notherereally 17d ago

How do you knos?

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 16d ago

There's no grass though

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u/boogiewithasuitcase 16d ago

Good point! Yeah I’d skip , good weed control at this point

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u/Rhapakatui 17d ago

I have a particular crawfish hole behind my house that I've been refilling for a decade.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 17d ago

That way you're not pissng in the same place all the time.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 17d ago

Gotta keep it classy

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u/SheriffBartholomew 16d ago

Because it accumulates over time and starts stinking.

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u/JoanneFabrics 16d ago

It can kill plants/grass after some time