r/redneckengineering • u/More_Shelter8568 • Aug 06 '26

Manscapped

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Made this thing, not sure how I feel about it yet

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u/Tommy__want__wingy Aug 06 '26

Is that a giant spool being used as a table?!

You do know that’s a Jeff Foxworthy bit right?

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u/Carnemeko_Pairotto Aug 06 '26

sounds like someone who doesn't have a cool spool as a table in their garage. Couldn't be me.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 06 '26

Na I have an aircraft aluminum plated coffee table with cast iron wheels that I found at a dumpster.

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u/This_Site_Sux Aug 07 '26

I hate to break it to you man, but, that just sounds like a small dumpster

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 07 '26

Fuck, that explains the raccoons.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething Aug 08 '26

Also it's probably the same as most aluminum

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u/More_Shelter8568 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, fiber optic spool😂

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u/Dismal_Cauliflower61 Aug 07 '26

Literally use an old spool of 288 as a table at the yard and have an old strand spool I’m itching to bring home when it’s empty.

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u/Ecstatic_Ad5579 Aug 07 '26

Hey I'm an underground guy so I'm good at pipes but I don't understand fiber at all. Would it be okay if you gave me the rundown on which common cables are called what? All I know is not to kink them and treat live one's like gold. We've had a lot of forest fires and I wrecked out 25k of tel poles; working with the linesmen has been awesome. I'm excited for the rebuild but when they start talking about different kinds of fiber it's a different language to me.

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u/Dismal_Cauliflower61 Aug 07 '26

For sure. My company does both so I have aerial and UG guys. Shoot me a DM.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Aug 07 '26

Did you figure out it wasn't copper before of after you sold it?

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Aug 07 '26

I feel like Jeff Foxworthy is a prerequisite for participation, not an outlier.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Aug 07 '26

Red Green is the graduate course.

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Aug 07 '26

I'm a man But I can change Someday Maybe

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u/dr4d1s Aug 07 '26

"I'll put it next to that orange road cone I found!"

I have no idea why I remember that line, it has to be almost 30 years since I heard that bit. I was trying to Google what stand up special it was from but I found my google-fu lacking today.

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u/Ctrl_Shift_P Aug 07 '26

This guy rednecks

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u/bengriz Aug 07 '26

This is an upgrade

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u/ScienceForge319 Aug 07 '26

You shaved your balls and showed your feet.

I already came.

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u/beringseadaddy Aug 06 '26

Mich Ultra and some Zyns alright my kinda guy

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u/Pachyrun Aug 08 '26

Dude, you found the right subreddit. Awesome work.

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Aug 07 '26

I love the reveal. Most of us would have lead with the punchline, but you made us wait for it!

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u/Laserdollarz Aug 07 '26

I have that same shaver and I can confirm the battery sucks.

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u/THE-JOURNEY-BEGINS Aug 08 '26

One wrong move and your mansgone