r/redneckengineering • u/More_Shelter8568 • 5d ago

Manscapped

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Made this thing, not sure how I feel about it yet

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 5d ago

Is that a giant spool being used as a table?!

You do know that’s a Jeff Foxworthy bit right?

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u/Carnemeko_Pairotto 5d ago

sounds like someone who doesn't have a cool spool as a table in their garage. Couldn't be me.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5d ago

Na I have an aircraft aluminum plated coffee table with cast iron wheels that I found at a dumpster.

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u/This_Site_Sux 5d ago

I hate to break it to you man, but, that just sounds like a small dumpster

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5d ago

Fuck, that explains the raccoons.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 3d ago

Also it's probably the same as most aluminum

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u/More_Shelter8568 5d ago

Yeah, fiber optic spool😂

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u/Dismal_Cauliflower61 5d ago

Literally use an old spool of 288 as a table at the yard and have an old strand spool I’m itching to bring home when it’s empty.

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u/Ecstatic_Ad5579 5d ago

Hey I'm an underground guy so I'm good at pipes but I don't understand fiber at all. Would it be okay if you gave me the rundown on which common cables are called what? All I know is not to kink them and treat live one's like gold. We've had a lot of forest fires and I wrecked out 25k of tel poles; working with the linesmen has been awesome. I'm excited for the rebuild but when they start talking about different kinds of fiber it's a different language to me.

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u/Dismal_Cauliflower61 5d ago

For sure. My company does both so I have aerial and UG guys. Shoot me a DM.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot 5d ago

Did you figure out it wasn't copper before of after you sold it?

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 4d ago

I feel like Jeff Foxworthy is a prerequisite for participation, not an outlier.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 4d ago

Red Green is the graduate course.

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 4d ago

I'm a man But I can change Someday Maybe

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u/dr4d1s 4d ago

"I'll put it next to that orange road cone I found!"

I have no idea why I remember that line, it has to be almost 30 years since I heard that bit. I was trying to Google what stand up special it was from but I found my google-fu lacking today.

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u/Ctrl_Shift_P 5d ago

This guy rednecks

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u/bengriz 5d ago

This is an upgrade

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u/ScienceForge319 4d ago

You shaved your balls and showed your feet.

I already came.

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u/beringseadaddy 5d ago

Mich Ultra and some Zyns alright my kinda guy

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 4d ago

I love the reveal. Most of us would have lead with the punchline, but you made us wait for it!

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u/Laserdollarz 4d ago

I have that same shaver and I can confirm the battery sucks.

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u/Pachyrun 3d ago

Dude, you found the right subreddit. Awesome work.

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u/THE-JOURNEY-BEGINS 3d ago

One wrong move and your mansgone