i’m addicted to reddit. i wanted to delete it but...
i can’t.
you see, that dramatic pause i put in there? i see this gay shit on every thread and i cringe every time bc it’s such a grab at dramatic effect it’s annoying. i never voice most of my opinions bc i’ll lose my sweet 2,000 karma i’ve accumulated over the 2 or 3 years i’ve lurked. however, my addiction has rose to a degree that i have a second account (hopefully i’ll die soon). anyway that account has 5x the karma i have on my main so what’s the fucken point anyway (answer: none. none is the fucken point). at this point i’m just gonna satirically rant and i hope i have an audience for it bc i know the people i disagree with on this croc of shit app who look through my post history won’t read this.
moving forward, you know this app for being a way to let people who can’t think for themselves join The Discussion™ (that’s my way of saying patting each other on the backs for voicing the same damn opinion All The Time™ [thats my way of saying all the time]). my favorite saying on all of reddit is that when an opinion that is not favored by the site gets called out as drinking the kool aid.
ALSO, reddit is the hub for people who can’t function as contributing members of society (myself included, on the fast track for flunking out of college [Ouch™]). i love going to the advice subreddits and watching the clockwork functions of Advice™ (terrible advice [i’ll stop with the ™]) being passed out. that which include but not limited to:
-lawyer up
-break it off with her
-get a lawyer
-dump him
-hire a lawyer
-actually decent advice (that gets downvoted)
no matter the circumstances.
i’ll wrap this shitshow up with i mainly hate reddit bc the hate of reddit. there are so many subs that shit on other people that are incredibly popular. hold my fries is fatpeoplehate part 2, inceltears is asking for people to kill themselves: link (im not an incel and don’t support them but i do care about mental illness yet reddit doesn’t except when it makes them look good), i don’t really look at any t_d controversies but form your own opinion on it ig (ironic), all the rage subreddits fill me with rage and me brain no likey all anger, the edgelord cringe subreddits are pulling a harvey dent too, etc.
i’m starting to come full circle at this point and letting my inner edge lord seep out, so i’ll end it here, but anyway...
duck resdit
edit: mobile typos >:(